Giannis Antetokounmpo is the new brand ambassador for Trojan Condoms
Giannis is the new Shaq lol. If he can cash a check after he’ll be there
Man I’ve seen Shaq in some off the wall stuff. General insurance, icy hot, gold bond. Pretty sure bro’s never said no to anything
There’s a life-sized cardboard cutout of Shaq in my local Best Buy, as he’s sponsored by Epson (they sell printers). That dude is everywhere
Add NordVPN and Papa John’s to the list. 2 years ago I saw he had his own gummy snack at Target too
He used to have Shaq soda from the Arizona iced tea company too.
There’s also a commercial with him, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Lucky Charms and some other cereal where he bites off a lucky charms hand.
That’s hilarious. Not even a commercial, just a cutout lol I wonder what his fee is
his cutout is on a 9-5 scheduled salary
There’s a life-sized cutout of him in my local grocery store too of him holding an energy drink. He is pervasive lol
The man has just decided to invest in everything and anything. Most of these companies he’s invested in, it’s not just a pay out.
Remember Shaq Soda? Ive also seen Shaq Gummies
There’s a life-sized cardboard cutout of Shaq in my local liquor store, as he’s partnered with BeatBox
Same. Took a pic of my wife standing next to it just the other day.
Now I’m wondering why BeatBox is partnering with a liquor store—unless maybe Shaq played a cross-sector marketing consultant in like a lawnmower commercial or something
Same at MicroCenter
I still see the same cutout at Staples
I have a life-sized cardboard cutout of Shaq in my living room. He’s selling his Shaq-a-licious gummies.
There’s a life-sized cardboard cutout of Shaq at the Brick furniture store and has his own line of reclining couches.
The general is allegedly because when he was young and poor they were the only insurance that would accept him. The others are just him chasing bags
Iirc Shaq said he only does deals with brands he likes/trusts or uses. Not sure how true that is now but I remember him saying that years ago.
Hes a brand ambassador for Sportingbet in Brazil lol
Yea for sure Shaq uses Nord VPN
I doubt he drinks Shaq Soda or eats those Soupman Soup.
Man he made the right call trusting FTX.(He was lying completely he’s saying that to get more advertisers)
Gold bond is goated
Part of the marketing ploy.
It’s just another chèque to Shaq.
Could be a fake story to gain PR. Who knows.
How is icy hot for a professional athlete off the wall?
Especially a retired one with a lot of body
Shaq does have a lot of body.
I’ve heard him say he does the General because they were the only insurance company that would insure his mom when he was younger and he didn’t forget it.
That’s actually really admirable. I bet he gave them a sweetheart deal
I mean in all fairness nobody has ever seen the things he has said no to. For all we know it could be thousands
The real life Krusty
Papa John’s and the Shaqaroni too lmao
I have yet to see tampons endorsement
Just you wait
I saw two different Shaq advertisements in my local Office Max
When I was a kid I remember Shaq was in a Robitussin ad with his mom and there’s an awful Taco Bell ad with him in it. I’m sure both are now somewhere on the Internet
Shit it worked out for him, i think icyhot all I hear is MAN UP
I’ll never forget his sodas he used to have and when Chuck called him out saying something like he was slinging diabetes to kids
his ELEAGUE appearance was a jumpscare
So, not defending Shaq here, we all know what he is and what he did.
He always said since early days that he loved supporting local businesses and didn’t care that much for the big stuff. Sure it was a way of marketing, but he was doing it in early 90s when marketing was a mythical new invention nobody cared for.
He’s always been like that and loved supporting small places. He’s also got a bunch of projects where he helps kids and people with cheap products of similar quality as top brands
I mean his sponsorships are for stuff like FTX too. Saying he only does it for small businesses is just his PR it’s not true at all.
I’m actually higher on Shaq than most. What i said wasn’t meant as a knock. I think he’s a good dude overall whos done some wild shit in his youth, but the good seems to outweigh the bad. Dude stays busy
The gold bond icy hot general was my fantasy league name last year
Tbh it’s on brand, I remember when his girl got him the easy button. Giannis has always loved a sex joke. This ones for the love lol
I was gonna say, at least this one suits his “horny husband” brand and is actually promoting public safety instead of actively degrading it like fuckin Kalshi
Family values we can all get behind
Ayyyy
Sponsored by drafkings
Why not lol if you know where he came from it makes sense why he’s chasing the bag
MVP, DPOY, Champion, FMVP, all that’s left is money
I also don’t think he will play in the NBA that much longer. I think he’s happy to move back to Europe in a few years, and is making as much as he can before that
Giannis joining the FBI?
Incredibly Greek behavior.
2006 Shaq please. Not 2007.
Skip the Trojans and just go Greek
That advice will get you in deep shit.
Check DMs
Way better than gambling…
This ad will prevent the next generation of gamblers too
Gamblers aren’t wearing condoms
idk they hear 99% effective and wanna hit that 1% real bad
Wanna bet on that?
He’s promoting family planning and promoting the prevention of STDs. I see no issues.
My comment was addressing me losing respect for him for his promotion of gambling, and taking a piece to promote gambling. This is another step to him becoming a billionaire. How do you do that? by making profits from people gambling.
I mean he has a Kalshi deal so he’s already crossed that line in the worst possible way lol
also better than wagering money on games of skill or chance
Was ant not available?
You think ant uses condoms?
Step-through with Ant and Plan B One-Step
Giannis got like 4 kids. I don’t think he does either
Giannis has 4 kids with his wife, it’s a bit different
The fact that it’s only 4 kids suggests some kind of birth control
Yeah, so we highly doubt Giannis has used a condom is basically forever
Giannis has a wife brother that’s very different
A wife brother? That’s a new one.
so does ant
Yeah with his Wife and 0 with other women…
Thanks to Trojan condoms!
4 kids with one woman is not weird at all
Nick Cannon: “those are rookie numbers”
Maybe a commercial with Giannis trying to get Ant to use them
Plan Ant leads to Plan B
Exactly
Why would they want a spokesperson who has never used their product
It would be just as effective as KD being spokesperson
Feel like Giannis has 4 pieces of evidence that he doesn’t use them either
Just show how much he owes in child support
They could have had Giannis teaching Ant
God this would have been hilarious from a marketing perspective
Antman x Planned Parenthood
🔥🔥 Dream collab
He’s too busy being Anta Claus and selling us on Spritemas.
Hell na can’t do dis
Apparently they approached him first but he had no idea what condoms are.
“Don’t worry, you don’t have to remember all that”
I’m pretty sure you should remember “don’t be creepy” and “take a shower” lol.
yeah the whole ad is very strange. almost random sentences from different cuts that somehow ended up being in the final. makes very little sense
Me telling the police that Giannis said not to worry about it
positive and good messaging for kids, I’d rather this over gambling any day of the week
Yeah but he’s doing the gambling thing too lmao. He got no morals, just eyes for more $
He took the over on Kalshi on how many condom ads he would do
Lol sure. What this tells everyone is this guy will do anything for money
Giannis has 4 kids
They should’ve chosen KD instead
it’s still an open investigation as to whether KD even has sex
and he’s probably not wearing condoms around the house for the hell of it
Snakes copulate it’s just… different
Yeah, when ashy type condoms are in, then you know who’s next to endorse it.
To be fair we really have no idea how many kids Giannis would have without Trojans…
Why would a condom company call itself Trojan lmfao
I always interpreted it as the soldiers (jizz) are being kept safely inside the horse (rubber)
But who knows, that commercial got turned down immediately in the car when I was driving around with my parents as a kid lol
But…those soldiers did not stay in the horse.
But not because the horse failed 😤
Idk man it’s not perfect. Maybe they should have called it Great Wall
The point of the horse was to release the soldiers inside though lmfao
yeah that’s definitely not it
It’s awful thing to do but if you were to secretly take the condom off mid sex, there’s only one brand for the job
With that brand name you’d think there are tiny holes inside or it disintegrates once you’re in
Yeah, definitely do not do that.
Because it was an impenetrable wall?
Edit: they built the horse because they could not breach the walls. The failure of the Trojan wall is equivalent to a crazy person poking a bunch of holes in a Trojan condom prior to intercourse
Edit 2: furthermore, horsecock
First thing I thought about as well.
probably not any deeper than a reference to a helmet
Cause it’s penetrating walls….
Nobody knows what it means, but it’s provocative.
Well it did take a 10 year siege and all the archeans to band together for the trojans to lose.
and get a Greek endorser(I know he’s full Nigerian, just for the sake of the joke, he’s Greek)
I assumed it was because of the saying “works like a Trojan“
The man tried to warn us years ago. He doesn’t play Fortnite but he foreplays at night
what happened to family friendly oreo man
Miami changes you
He’s been horny in public man long before he was Oreo man
Love wins
Didn’t Giannis had an IG live a few years back around Valentine’s and showed off a bell that says “Ring for Blowjob”?
He’s been freaky for a long time.
As he said “the freak is a freak on the court and in the sheets”
He also foreplays, not fortnite
He has the nickname Greek Freak for a reason
Condoms are positive
This is literally family friendly
Encouraging safe sex is good
He moved to Florida.
A man whose nickname is Freak can’t stay PG forever
how do you think families are made? doing it on your own time is the most family conscious thing you can do
Now it’s all rubbers and betting on forest fires.
Threw it away when he became a Kalshi shill
He is indeed the Greek Freak.
When the hell has he ever used one of those?
Missed opportunity for Anthony Edwards.
One of the many things Ant would never get to be an ambassador for😂
Zion wasn’t available ?
Team Skyn checking in
Should’ve used Ant instead
Wish he would’ve just done this instead of the kalshi partnership :/
It’s definitely a better sponsorship than you-know-what, but are we sure he actually uses them?
Same style of Ad as Dillon Brooks one with the betting company, and Ant one’s with Adidas. They all using the same AI lol
THE FREAK
Man how did they not throw a bag at Ant? Missed opportunity
I’m never going to hate on promoting condoms
Wrap it up kids