Jaylen Brown sorts his present and former teammates into Harry Potter houses: Lebron & Maxey (Gryffindor), VJ (Ravenclaw), Tacko Fall, Jason Tatum, Derrick White (Hufflepuff)
imagine this is what makes JT snap
Hufflepuff is a deep insult I can’t wait for felger to analyze it
I moved from MA (born there) to Ireland over a year ago, and I feel like I am a healthier, happier person now that I don’t listen to Boston sports talk radio
Craziest part is he’s obviously slytherin too lmao. Stabbed tf outta jaylens back 🤣🤣
You prob believe in trickle down economics too I bet
I got some aspiration stocks I’d like to sell him
Hahahaha
Why? As a fellow Hufflepuff, I see this only as a good thing
What year did you graduate Hogwarts?
LMAO
I mean, can we acknowledge that Hufflepuff is like the n-word. It’s one thing to use it yourself when talking about yourself and you may even feel good about “reclaiming” it, but if someone else is using it to describe you then it’s 100% meant to be offensive.
You real for this one
Cavs LeBron - Gryffindor
Miami Heat LeBron - Slytherin
Lakers LeBron - Hufflepuff
Sixers LeBron - Ravenclaw
The jersey colors even match, now if only Miami Heat had a green jersey
Change Lakers and Philly Bron and I agree. Sixers Bron is Goofy, Lakers Bron was in his IQ bag
Nah, the Taco Tuesday and the Wine Mom phase were in LA, that’s Hufflepuff to me
You guys should bare knuckle box to decide. First one knocked out/dead loses
Lakers Bron was still goofy..
All LeBrons are goofy, it is just how he is
ALAG
Cavs 1: Hufflepuff [grinding it out patiently (until he left) with some bad casts. less drama]
Heat: Slytherin [easiest one]
Cavs 2: Gryffindor [bron vs the warriors, aura shit]
Lakers: Ravenclaw [won a title running the point]
Sixers idc bout
Cavs 1 is easily gryffindor too.
He literally was called “the chosen one” before he played an nba game. No way that gets sorted into one of two filler houses.
Or in the words of Paul Pierce “he came in with the nickname king out the jump, I ain’t never seen that”
yea fair there rly isnt a hufflepuff i just felt like forcing one
you cooked with this
they should just change the houses to this. “sorting hat sorts you to… cavs lebron!”
JB tryna compete with Dray to see who talks more lol
Dray does the talking with his hands
its the 1-2 combo, he hits you with pod then he hits you.
I’d rather just get hit twice lmao
And sometimes his feet
Low key mans just living and everyone’s bothering him….other than the streaming
I actually don’t mind JB compared to Draymond.
what about embiid bro
he called him a muggle
Hard E
More like a Squib
Damn that’s so much worse.
But not as bad as mudblood
Azkaban
Haggrid
Nah Hagrid was tough as nails, he never got injured, always put in 110%, and wasn’t afraid of contact.
We need a Hagrid at the 5 fr
He was injured and couldn’t partake in the sorting ceremonies
He’s a death eater
Hagrid
No one to Slytherin? Lol
He put Mazzulla (Celtics coach) in Slytherin as well as himself
Well… he’s right about Mazzulla. Bro is an absolute psycho. I respect it.
He’s right about Joe. He’s Voldemort incarnate
himself probably
Unironically yeah he talks about that later
You guessed it! That clip already made the rounds earlier lol.
Because he’s like a seed in the darkness of the earth
Pretty sure he did say that
He wants to do things that are terrible…but great
Mazzulla
he’s never played with KD
Lebron is the clearest to slytherin
OP, Jayson Tatum has been in the league for almost 10 years, learn how to spell his name.
Jayson Taters
That works both ways though. Jason has been a given name since the ancient Greeks, his parents choose to put an Y there.
But for real, my phone automatically turns Jayson into Jason (and Giannis into Gianni’s), so it’s easy enough to misspell it even knowing it has an Y. Likely to be the same issue for op
Bro wants to use the ancient greek spelling: Ἰάσων
ω
nice
Daniel hates this for sure lol
This might be the best acting I’ve seen from him. Incredible performance feigning interest in this shit lol
Harry Potter talk in Big 2026
i mean he’s talking to harry potter himself bro how can you not
Malfoid is trending in basically every social media
league fucked if some player knows it
Is that what I think it is?
It’s sfw to google it, just Malfoy but female, if that is what you’re asking. It probably has nsfw versions if you specifically go looking for that, kinda like searching for “nurse”, you know?
HP is timeless
HufflePuff?
Hewlet Packard
Hufflepuff truthers stand up
Cut and paste from the other thread:
Core Hufflepuff traits are loyalty, kindness, hard work, fairness, patience, humility and inclusivity.
Characters like Cedric Diggory, Newt Scamander and Nymphadora Tonks were Hufflepuff.
People are gonna twist it because they have this baseless nonsense narrative that Tatum stabbed Brown in the back and he’s “soft”, but Brown here seems to be saying that White and Tatum, both of which are known as excellent teammates, have those desirable traits, though Hufflepuff also has the somewhat negative connotation of being people-pleasing, boring and conflict-avoidant which also might apply to White and Tatum.
I’m not much of a Potter fanatic, but my wife made me take one of those sorting hat tests for Halloween costumes with our kid. She ended up Slytherin (the “schemer” known for ambition and cunning which JB self-identifies as) I ended up Hufflepuff and I wanted to get a handle on what the yellow scarf meant before I wore it. I’m pretty sure those things are like astrology where the traits sort of broadly apply to everyone and you’d get different results taking the test again.
It’s funny seeing you of all posters giving JB the benefit of the doubt here lol, ig I can agree since his tone of voice sounds sincere.
Typical hufflepuff
Yeah, I don’t think this is a case of JB being shady. He’s actually spot on, JT and Derrick White are both classic Hufflepuffs. He would’ve said the same thing if this conversation took place before the trade
people-pleasing, boring and conflict-avoidant
Tbh this sounds like the epitome of Tatum
The way Tatum acted right after the ship was as Hufflepuff as it gets.
But didn’t you hear that, in this interview, he specifically said Cedric was an exception to Hufflepuff
why does this douche have lambchops with D White?
Does any of that matter though or was jb trying to be cheeky as always
One of the more wild basketball related dramas in recent memory, to the point its necessary to look up the core traits of Harry Potter houses to see if he’s throwing shade
100% throwing shade lol what are we talking about. I don’t care what mother terfesa says the houses mean. In the fandom Hufflepuffs are the dumbfuck loser house that people get mad they get sort into when they take the quiz lol
Its crazy how dense everyone is, as though jb gave it a ton of thought and wasnt trying to tease them
is it really? i remember the huffle puffs were just the happy go lucky house. like during that inter school competition, hogwarts’s actual champion if it wasn’t rigged was a hufflepuff (cedric, ie. robert pattinson). that means the best student at the time was a huffle puff. if we were sorting other nba players, someone like steph curry would be a huffle puff too no? or a guy like Lamelo etc..
I use to lowkey hate jaylen brown for his random off court antics but this is sooo funny. Between this and lamb chops with gravy, Im becoming a jaylen brown fan lol
At least if he keeps it ridiculous/comical like this. Feels like harmless rivalry ya know?
Sounds like you just hate the celtics
This is like back around 2000 when one kid on the schoolyard calls another gay and the other kid responds with “gay actually means happy and yes, I am in fact happy”
Calling someone a hufflepuff is just code for calling them a hoe/soft, it’s not a deep cut compliment
Idk why folks are downvoting the obvious truth. Spot on analogy
Lmao potterheads know what they really mean when they say they’re in hufflepuff. That’s just copium
Explain like I’m a muggle and didn’t read the books/watch the movies plz
HufflePUFF is the house of za
hufflepuff=stupid
I thought it meant soft or wimpy lmao
Hufflepuff has always been a good house to be in, who doesn’t like the chill stoner vibe of “errbody love errbody”.
nope, when had JB ever talked that glowingly about Tatum?
we all know this is a coded diss, stop messing
so is it a coded diss at Derrick White, too? He’s wide regarded as one of the best teammates on the Celtics.
says who? LarVrd33? certainly not JB
yep, coded diss. lamb chops and gravy
Everyone loves D White. It’s widely reported.
so these are the lamb chops and gravy, huh?
Uhh. Is this my favorite non basketball clip of all time?
I think this is my favorite clip of all time.
Putting JT in Hufflepuff is the most millennial coded dis in the history of disses
As an nba and Harry Potter fan, this is my favorite podcast episode ever. And 10000% dis to tatum
This dude is a goofball lol
-Redditor having to speak about celebrities anonymously online to have any sort of feeling
Yo this is cringe you should delete this
It’s really not. It’s way more cringe to be calling random people you don’t personally know “goofballs” because of a minute clipe lmao
The goofball fan
Ong you clocked me
Why does the dude in the middle look like he has no neck?
He is a free elf.
Idk why but I can vividly picture him as a 90 year old man.
Maybe the worst content I’ve ever not watched
Tommy Altar looks like a Make a Wish kid here lol
Lebron is slytherin
JB is so funny bro 😂
Wasn’t LeBron a hufflepuff in space jam 2?
team tatum after this shit lmao
No podcasting for players until they retire. Full stop.
JB is desperate to come off as this hyper-intelligent person but just seems… idk, dumb. Nothing he says ever has some profound insight. He’s the AI slop of humans, with a giant platform.
Lebron is absolutely not a gryphindoor. Lebron is as close to slytherin as it will get, hes ambitious, goal oriented, strategic, cunning, but he does not have a strong moral compass and bravery, he sells out if anything. Absolutely not gryphindoor
The point wasnt to be accurate the point was to diss his former teammates
Seems more ravenclaw by that description
Ravenclaw crave knowledge above all else.
Yes because they’re hard working lol shuffle puff craves chilling above all else
No
Yeah huddle puff is not hard working lol. They’re laid back chill. Ravenclaw is hard working
Counter point. Cedric diggory