Bill Simmons once again checking and talking about the Kings sub here on Reddit
He’ll likely switch to the Colts sub pretty soon. You don’t need to outrun the bear… just the next most inept franchise.
the Colts have nothing on us at this point ðŸ˜
Yall trying to cut the Dolphins in line ?!
He’s already mad horny for Carlie Irsay-Gordon, so he’s already most of the way there.
Can you blame him
For real. Billionaire princess that is locked into the football verbiage on gameday? I’m swooning too.
To see who gets traded next in the great Colts fire sale of 2026!
if he just switches from the worst to the 2nd worst, then you still need to outrun the bear right? cause he just ate the other one and is still coming for you?
I think that idiom assumes you’re only running into one bear and can escape while it’s sated from the first meal. If it’s more frequent than that, you should probably ask yourself why you’re living so close to bears.
To get away from the republicans /s but not really
The colts head coach is from the Sacramento area. The place is just one big Indian burial ground.
He knows ball. I go on the kings reddit from time to time just for a vibes check
The vibes are always terrible but in different flavors.
There are a lot of ass franchises but nothing has the volume and consistency of kings subreddit. Sixers used to be amazing too, but they are actually good now so the sub fell off.
Why are his eyes so blue
too much time on arrakis
The spicy takes must flow
Bill acknowledge the Billsimmons subreddit please. Its all love in the end.
i think he’d rather not there’s some sick fucks in that place lol
He really shouldn’t haha its like parasocial hell over there
On the topic of parasocial, against my will I learned much about parasocial hell this week through learning about the H3H podcast and subreddit.
People really gotta get a grip out there.
But have you ever been so parasocial that you end up getting a job at your favorite podcast and then become like a daughter to the hosts and then have a months long affair with the host?
What is this in reference too?
That place is the r/fauxmoi of sports
They should trade for Haliburton.
Holy jumpscare of a profile make that shit private dawg ðŸ˜ðŸ¤£
Shit is tame lol
For real. Dude wanna make feel like I’m a freak lol.
Are you an ingrown toenail connoisseur or something
Maybe, but I’ve also seen worse.
Bro give me a Kiss. Real Homeys show love.
Why did I look fuckkkkkk ðŸ˜
Breeding ground for professional comedians
Kings jersey sales about to rise. Because none of us wanna go to hell.
That’s cultural appropriation
Gentrify and claim the struggle for us.
For years the Kings reddit was full of toxic positivity. Routinely derided critics (aka fans) of the team post-Beam Team as “doomers.” Imagine being a Kings fan and not being a doomer.
People there actually thought there were droves of bandwagon Kings fans post-Beam who were “entitled,” as if the team hadn’t missed the playoffs for 18 years before that, and we shouldn’t expect more. Absolute insanity.
Glad to hear they’re finally waking up I guess.
I hope bill can get his drinking under control. He looks unwell
I could use some cheering up because boy oh boy. I need to just vibe with kings fans
He’s genuinely run out of content, eh?
I wish yal would stop posting this clown.
You really took the MLK comment to heart. Maybe he was right…
I don’t have a single clue as to wtf you’re talking about. I put Bill in the same category as SAS and Perk.
He said that Memphis fans are cautious because they have a form of PTSD + inferiority complex brought about being the city where Martin King Luther Jr. was killed.
He was not joking.
Thanks for getting me up to speed.
What the actual fuck…I’m originally from Memphis, and that is beyond an insane stretch of the imagination. What a weird & disrespectful thing to say
So you just don’t know ball
Because I don’t listen to Bill Simmons LMAO? Holy Glaze, Batman!