Former Mavs fan here.

I was walking home from picking up food on my lunch break without a Mavs hat on. I’m fixin to turn the corner when a complete stranger just ran me down on the sidewalk and was giggling like “look at this!” And held up his phone. I was like oh shit I’m either going to hear a fake sob story about why he needs some of my BBQ or I’m about to get preached to.

I looked at his phone and it was that Lil Wayne tweet that said “Luka a ho” and it was about that time I realized this was no stranger, this was Nico Harrison. So I knocked him on his little bitchass and enjoyed the fuck out of my BBQ.

Thanks for reading my fan fiction.

i hate toronto lingo so much

Thanks. Also I am a tired Millennial dad, nice username 👍

They have no idea what to do with it lol

Man I’ve gone to do many wizards games over the years and it’s sad. They’re a team I always pull for but they do deserve something.

I’m happy for you guys. It’s nice that DC finally has a team to be excited about and chat about.

I got honked at and flipped off by a guy driving by when I was walking to my car from the taco stand with my clipper gear on after the game last week on Wednesday

Same man, past 30 years id rock a bullets or wiz hat and maybe 2-3 people asked me about them, since the draft like 5-7 people have talked to about the wiz.

Hey man thats a wholesome event and must be really exciting to finally get to see him

also its funny to me because until I read the other comments that have replied to this I still had my doubts on if this was a copypasta and that your response was a part of it

It does read like one

It’s been 4 games

Sarr isn’t looking as hot this year after his foot surgery. I think he still needs time to get back into the groove of things.

Also, Trae is our #1 PG.

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You’ve already had your Dame Time, don’t get greedy. Hornets and to a lesser extent Wiz have been in the dumpster for decades (at least Wiz has some playoff success with the John Wall/Paul Pierce teams).

34-34 with him, 3-11 without him that year.

You’re wrong

He’s very clearly talking about Jordan Poole