Kings Starters: Darius Acuff Jr, Zach Lavine, Deandre Hunter, Precious Achiuwa, Domantas Sabonis

They totaled: 89 points on 54/52/73 shooting splits, 27 rebounds, 18 assists, 9 turnovers.

Kings BENCH: 14 points on 18/12/100 shooting splits, 11 rebounds, 10 assists, 4 turnovers

This post is not meant to say that the Kings starting lineup is good, because they can’t defend worth a ****** **** from a *****’s ***. I just couldn’t believe the disparity from the two groups tonight.

The Kings bench features NBA legends Nique Clifford, Alex Karaban, Daquan Plowden, Jonathan Mogbo, Emmanuel Sharp, Malik Monk (recently back from injury and RUSTY), and future HoFer Leaky Black. Yes, that’s his actual name

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Horror_Trust1826 | GSW

16 | 6 hours ago

What’s with the Nsfw tag lol

MrFishAndLoaves | NOP

14 | 6 hours ago

because they can’t defend worth a ****** **** from a *****’s ***

delamerica93 [OP] | SAC

1 | 4 hours ago

You get it

lumberjawsh | LAL

1 | 3 hours ago

This guy gets it. Anyway, S you in your A’s, don’t wear a C, and J all over your B’s.

delamerica93 [OP] | SAC

4 | 4 hours ago

Because nobody should have to read those bench stats, and definitely not at work

DrChiz | SAC

25 | 6 hours ago

And I’ll say what I’ve said to a lot of folks… we are missing most our bench and even a starter lol.

All our centers and several PF besides Sabonis are gone, so yeah Wemby went off, Sabonis has T-Rex arms it’s a bad matchup but he still got his using his strength and positioning to get through them trees.

Maxime Raynaud, who actually goes off on Wemby last season, out. Dylan Cardwell, out. Keegan Murray, out. Ben Simmons, out. So our starting PF and our most important bench players besides Sharp & Precious, out.

But yeah “Kings” so let’s not look deeply at things.

delamerica93 [OP] | SAC

1 | 4 hours ago

Listen I’m a Kings fan and you’re absolutely right. LolKangz wasn’t really the purpose, actually just highlighting how bad the bench is right now because of those injuries

GGTae | SAS

7 | 6 hours ago

it’s Maxime not Maxine idk why I see this mistake so many times everywhere 😭

DrChiz | SAC

-3 | 6 hours ago

Because one is a common name and one we’ve only just learned of, couldn’t name another “Maxime” that’s well known but maybe that’s just me, so everyone’s devices autocorrect the name when typing fast.

You can go through my recent post history, it’s right plenty of times lol but ain’t a mystery as to why you see it.

GGTae | SAS

4 | 5 hours ago

damn I would have thought the exact opposite, I’ve probably heard Maxine only once but Maxime a million times 😂

SlobberyFrog

1 | 4 hours ago

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

BlakeAPX | LAL

5 | 4 hours ago

Yo I watch a lot of NBA basketball

Who the fuck are those bench players?

delamerica93 [OP] | SAC

2 | 4 hours ago

I’m a die hard Kings fan and I totally missed Mogbo making the team, I was stunned seeing him get big minutes in our season opener??

dotted29 | BOS

133 | 6 hours ago

Not the NSFW tag

ShotgunStyles | SAC

5 | 4 hours ago

Watching the Kings is not something you should let kids do.

ruggnuget | DEN

1 | 4 hours ago

Did you see how many stars worth they cant defend?

BananaRepublic_BR | SAS

60 | 6 hours ago

Domas was cooking tonight.

fab_frog_disco

13 | 5 hours ago

Cooking and getting cooked in the classic sabonis way

siphillis | SAS

2 | 4 hours ago

Got a few on Wemby, and absolutely torched Kornet

Eatingolivesoutofjar

1 | 4 hours ago

him and lavine need way more touches. the two of them were combined 17 for 26 from the floor, Acuff was 8 for 20.

trav-senpai | SAC

1 | 3 hours ago

Imagine telling Vivek he’s supposed to be trying to win

ShotgunStyles | SAC

1 | 4 hours ago

I heard the Spurs need a real 4 to help Wemby handle physicality. Fox + picks for Sabonis. I know what I’ve got.

OptimusGrime707 | SAC

34 | 6 hours ago

At one point Sharp had 0/0/1 and three fouls in thirteen minutes

The rare “I could probably do that” statline

ShakethatYam | LAC

13 | 6 hours ago

I mean, Sharp is more of a defensive specialist.

ShotgunStyles | SAC

2 | 4 hours ago

Kings legend Neemias Queta had 4 fouls in like 7 minutes tonight.

XPRTWZRD | CHA

13 | 5 hours ago

I am stunned that Leaky Black is still on an active NBA roster, Hornet legend

deemerritt | CHA

3 | 5 hours ago

Go heels

yeeetmxster420 | LAL

43 | 6 hours ago

Get Sabonis out of that poverty franchise

Raptors trade for this man

AnonimousMn471 | MIL

24 | 6 hours ago

Sabonis at this age would get hunted so hard on defense, still would be better than Poetl tho

Fallingcity22 | NYK

20 | 5 hours ago

Raptors are one of the few teams that can absolutely play with a liability on defense at the 5

Jwarrior521 | TOR

6 | 5 hours ago

We already are lmao Poeltl is giga-washed

delamerica93 [OP] | SAC

2 | 4 hours ago

Right? Like imagine if Poetl could be an offensive hub and get 15 boards/game

Fallingcity22 | NYK

3 | 5 hours ago

I honestly didn’t even know he was getting play time

tore_a_bore_a | GSW

7 | 5 hours ago

Yeah how are they going to hunt him in the paint if they never get to the paint

armandocalvinisius | DAL

5 | 5 hours ago

trade off with his screen + rebounding though

mavs kyrie spamming pullup 3 off sabonis screen? or coop? hmm

shangalang69 | TOR

2 | 4 hours ago

honestly i think sabonis is a better defender than jak now, which was jak’s last attribute over sabonis

only thing is, we’d have to send rj in the deal which we can’t do

ShotgunStyles | SAC

2 | 4 hours ago

As a Kings fan who watches a lot of Sabonis and a Raptors hater who’s seen a lot of Poeltl, I can tell you that Poeltl is also a better German speaker than Sabonis right now. That said, if you give Sabonis Duolingo for a few months, then I think he can become a better German speaker than Poeltl.

shangalang69 | TOR

1 | 3 hours ago

only a couple months for sabonis to speak fluent german? impressive.

how does a kings fan become a raptors hater?

MediocreJay41 | SAC

6 | 6 hours ago

Free Sabonis smh

TheHoss_ | HOU

7 | 6 hours ago

I’ve deadass only heard of Malik Monk on their bench😭they’ve got that SNL “other cavaliers” ahh bench

mvhcmaniac | SAS

7 | 6 hours ago

Nique Clifford is better than this man, hope he gets his shit together.

krazy4disneyy

4 | 6 hours ago

Damn. The Kings starters need to work on their free throws. Their bench is carrying them

dj-house_money

2 | 6 hours ago

Yikes

Skip_To_My_Lou2 | LAL

2 | 6 hours ago

Their over under win total was like 20 games I thought it was too low but I might have given them too much credit

nrico1989 | DET

3 | 6 hours ago

You and I both. I believe I got it at 19.5, and that seems rough right now.

wubbalubbadubdub45

1 | 3 hours ago

Acuff chucking shots up nightly but cam Thomas was called trash for doing the same thing lmao

Dramatic_Lobster7733 | SAC

1 | 3 hours ago

Cam Thomas was like 6 years older doing the same thing 😭

BigOlPass | LAL

1 | 6 hours ago

Didn’t miss a free throw good for them

WetBeaverMaster

0 | 4 hours ago

I’m shocked that people watch kings games. I’m shocked that people still enable and support the kings.

Dramatic_Lobster7733 | SAC

1 | 3 hours ago

The kings are all Sacramento has…

Kings starters tonight: 89 points on 54/52/73 shooting splits. Bench: 14 points on 18/12/100 shooting splits