Thats a weird way to spell Ajay Mitchell

He’s a terrible fantasy player, even with a bigger scoring role. FG% super weak and gives nothing in the other counting stats besides 3’s.

Russell Westbrook is inevitable

Definitely

sold their soul for the 2025 ring, basketball gods are now collecting

I didn’t think that lady from Etsy was serious

2 years late but..

Yeah it’s name is Dort.

What did they think was going to happen when they received 5 of our cursed draft picks?

Perfect time to switch over and become a Coop fan during his year 2 leap

I mean you’ll get to see high usage Shai, that’ll be fun

That’s why ya wait until 4 seconds before tipoff.

I actually bought tickets to watch OKC once when KD and Russ were still there.

They were both injured and sat out lmao

But still a great experience.

I feel you. I live in TN and went to see them play in Memphis last January and I think Dort was the only starter who played that game.

I also went to o Atlanta this month just to watch the Blue. I know it was preseason, but still

My first nba game was a few games after jokic went down with his only major injury in his career lol. Murray was our only healthy starter 😭I feel you

You might get to witness the rise of Topic, you never know.

If you live near Dallas just be a Mavs fan

Unfortunate

You’re about to get run out the gym by a teenager

Shams be shamming

I did about the same half stepping on the sidewalk the otherday. Hasn’t been fun

Tragic fr

Can’t imagine they tank with all the draft capital they have

We were gonna get one regardless. We have the rights to a swap w/ the Clippers.

You don’t know ball

I thought that was the point of the second apron, to take down the Thunder, since apparently drafting and developing players is unfair.

100%

I don’t think they had a choice though. Either trade them or be in the second apron.

Everyday I still miss them

Thank God, hopefully that means Deforest Buckner will be okay!

SGA = CMC?

Don’t build an arena right next to your new arena I guess.

There is a secret society of Sonics fans that are behind it.

Wemby’s mancave closet filled with voodoo dolls of the full OKC roster.

He’s leaving Chet for last

It was me bro. How do I take it back

Edit: aight y’all I got a refund because this was supposed to be for the hear. I said ruin there season. They said the spirits deemed intervention unnecessary so they ruined OKC instead since they wanted to provide a service to me since I paid. They realize it was wrong to do so without asking. Can’t undo it though.

Lots of brujas (witches) in San Antonio.

The Starting players are playing too much and the chips are being cashed in.

Haliburton’s witches are hitting back

Eagles are going through something similar and I would never do a trade back

Worth every sacrifice

Honestly, it feels like teams that make multiple long post season runs can’t sustain it anymore. Players just put more strain on their bodies

Yeah. We know.

Our luck will return after Haliburton and the Pacers win the NBA championship

80% of the league would do that wish.

Only thing I cared about this year was having a full healthy team. Guess I get the opposite instead

Clippers curse is spreading.

Pacers too.

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fmk2ep8b9u2yh1.png

Good theory

Listen bud, we’ve been cursed a lot longer than Ballmer and we’ll be cursed well after he’s gone.

And let this be a warning to every other team. Nobody takes 5 of our draft picks without also being cursed.

And who did we play on Sunday ? The fucking clippers where the injuries started. Don’t call me a conspiracy theorist but I’m in too deep now

well we all know how the voodoo worked out for the Pacers

Can we not?

Nah it’s all Dunns fault, even the Caruso injury

Bro learned ancient curses instead of post moves

And now it’s backfiring on the spurs

Shitttt at that point that’s far from free, that’s well earned

or lot of slander from having a weaker supporting cast leading to possible dip in his stats

I thought there was no way SGA would win his 3rd straight MVP, but it will be hard not to give it to him if he leads the Thunder to the No. 1 or No. 2 seed in the West.

True. I just can’t see it tho. Especially how I’d imagine they try to focus more about just being top 4 than being 1.

Even with JDub going down, how many teams have multiple all-nba defenders on their roster?

For all we know the Etsy Witches will get Shai next

not free

If Shai leads OKC to the 1 seed that is the least “free” thing I’ve ever heard

By that logic, Jaylen Brown should’ve won it last year for his Celtics carry-job

Nah

Josh Dix might be the worst player I’ve ever seen put on a Thunder jersey and I was here since the beginning 08.

Mavs shitting their pants rn knowing they have to play against Josh Dix.

All time year for bad reporting

This doesn’t seem to be a Shams post, though. Just OP reporting on something Shams said as a talking head.

That said, I didn’t see the game to know that Caruso rolled his ankle, and I obviously didn’t know it was bad enough that he would miss time. This news is news to people who didn’t watch a specific game.

Lil B put the curse back on OKC for some reason

You were able to draft the entire Thunders roster?