Red Panda performs on a back to back.
10 years older than lebron btw
This fuckery won’t go on for much longer.
I, for one, hope this fuckery goes on forever.
… Oh, their careers
My GOAT would never need load management time off
But did you enjoy it when they tried to manage your load?
I wish teams would publish their halftime show schedules so I can be sure to see Red Panda and Scooby live.
Christian and Scooby were at the Hornets halftime today fyi
So do these acts just rotate around.
Yes. I’ve been to many Lakers/Clippers home games over the years, and I’ve seen Red Panda perform at their games a handful of times.
Absolutely. There are professional half time entertainers who work multiple games across the country, Christian and Scooby is one of the more popular acts. Some teams, like the Spurs, treat halftime performances as pay to play, if a local dance team sells a certain number of tickets they can perform.
Yes, to some degree. Where else can they get a captive audience of this size?
Im sure they have places they frequent more than others but I really have no idea. Just happened to have the halftime still going on stream
I saw. I think Scooby is starting to show his age.
Onto the next Scooby. Wouldn’t be surprised if this was like Scooby number 6 already
Give us Red Panda channel on league pass
Same but I wanna watch Red Panda and Bill Kennedy live
Just two goats and whatever teams are playing that game
Throw in the Amazing Sladek and it might be the best halftime show of all time. Hell, the Pelicans could do a Dancing Homer thing and start promoting the halftime show to get people to show up.
Never accepted any sports betting endorsement btw
And never got into a Fanatics helicopter
took me a second to realize this is a LeBron diss and not a…well you know
Wait, did something else involving a helicopter and a prolific NBA player happen?
Lebron would never
It’s always going to be LeBron or MJ. Red panda stands alone
The open secret in GOAT debates is that it’s arguing about second place.
She aspired to loftier ventures
Respect for the game
She had a nasty fall last year and broke her wrist and she was out for a long time. Nice to see her on the court on a back to back.
Fall wasn’t even her mistake, her bike got damaged in transit if I remember correctly.
Someone get Pablo to investigate who sabatoged her unicycle.
Her rival, Blue Koala, up to not good
I’m surprised she doesn’t get hurt more often. That dismount has to be rough at her age.
She should be in the HOF. can’t write the history of the league without her.
1st ballot in Zach Lowe’s NBA Oddities HOF
I’d be fascinated by a write-up of some of the more interesting statistical oddities that have turned up during her career.
Jake Fischer wrote an article about her history a loooooong time ago
This is what the “Contributor” designation was made for
It’s crazy to do this period, but to do this with 40,000 people staring at you is clutch af
GOAT don’t need load management
I have the utmost respect for her. She came back from her injury and has never cheated the game or the halftime show.
Nah she bounced back so well, i think we should test her for PEDs
I’d fall to my knees in a panda express if I found out she was juicing
The one true GOAT
first ballot HOF anyone who says no goes to jail until she gets in
Shes performed in front of Moses Malone and Cooper Flagg. Undisputed GOAT
I see red panda I upvote
LEGEND
Bounces back and fights through adversity. Always on to the next play. My queen.
Injuries can’t stop the GOAT
NBA players asked what skill they would take from another player and 100% said Red Panda’s handles.
Evidently she makes BIG money doing only 50 shows a year. Man I wish I had a talent of some kind
She makes good money, but she does work hard for it. Travelling around the country and having back to backs isn’t easy.
She works hard for it, no doubt.
According to Google’s little AI, she makes between \(3,350-\)6,765 per show she does. That’s a good chunk, and when she’s performing at 30+ halftime shows per season, Red Panda is clearing 6 figures.
Good for her. She’s very talented.
Her contract was leaked this year.
$6700/booking fee + a four star hotel room with included travel expenses.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HKizNKbWEAArQ1J?format=jpg&name=medium
Still woefully underpaid though for her prestige and status. I’m familiar with the neighborhood she lives in since she is local and by all accounts this year she is making more than the average individual but still less than the average household on that street.
Underpaid considering she has to buy healthcare fully on her own and basically any misstep results in like a fully broken wrist and months of recovery with no income
The Brits call it the Fred Dibnah Delight
holy shit she is getting fucked. maybe the exposure translates to more cash on socials and private events? but still she’s worth 10 bands a night + expenses + unicycle gets its own 1st class seat and its own suite at the hotel
Where’s that at? In Dallas?
Did she move again? Last time I checked she was still in San Francisco
She prob makes more as 50 shows does not include playoffs
She came to Virginia Tech when I was a student, is it just 50 NBA games?
$6700 for what, a 15 minute show? I’d say that’s a good fucking deal
She’s not getting paid for a 15 min show
She’s getting paid for her 1000’s of hours behind the scenes which allows her to do something no one else can.
She’s still coming out on top. She works about 9 hours a year, maybe more if she does more than 50 games. Most people would take that deal easily.
Presumably she also has gigs outside the NBA, too? Like during the offseason nothing’s stopping her from signing up to perform at a state fair or whatever.
lol I wrote the same thing (with less detail) and got downvoted
Your problem is caring about fake internet points and/or validation from internet strangers. People will downvote you for anything. Shit I’m probably getting downvoted for this comment.
I don’t really care that much, I’m not deleting my comment or anything.
Imagine how much and how long she had to practice this for to get this good at it though.
I like to think this was the first time she tried it and got extremely lucky.
Apparently it’s about \(3350/show which includes cost of checked bag and ground transportation. She does about 50 shows a year so a little over \)150k/year
Double that it’s around $6500
She deserves to make more than any NBA player
Y’all just say anything lol
Source? According to Claude this is not true.
According to claude 🤓🤓🤓
Trying to understand your logic. It’s OK to Google something but not to use Claude?
if you ask Google, you usually state the source u got it from
if you ask Claude, you should also state the source Claude gets it from
that she’s not talented? you prick
How do you get from what I wrote to saying she’s not talented?
was a joke
and why are you using Claude like it’s the truth of source lmao
She is timeless! Love her performances
Every single element of her routine is something I couldn’t even do by itself
I can barely keep my bowls and dishes clean.
She debuted in 1993. Chris Webber’s rookie class.The true NBA journey woman
I see Red Panda and I upvote everytime
I don’t remember who, but someone was making a case for her to get into the hall. Fuck it, she’s got more games played than LeBron and she does college games too.
That was me.
She should get in under the “contribution to the game” criteria. She is one of the most longest serving and most famous half time performers. Shes done it for NBA, WNBA and college gamea.
Red Panda is the GOAT of half time performers no question.
I’m down
SEGAPANDA
I haven’t heard that phrase in years
Wish production would’ve kept the wide shot while she got off the unicycle. Complete skill and grace.
She don’t miss twice! Shooters shoot!
That was from the logo
Lebron and mj ain’t got shit on the true goat
Gotta make that money
Always love seeing it. She’s the best. Lucky enough to see her once
unreal
Watching her always stresses the hell out of me lol
Damn I remember she fell and got hurt last I remember seeing her on here 💪🏽
So we like all agree that red panda is the goat right like fuck your LeBron and Jordan and Tiger and Messi
When it comes to halftime show performance she’s so clear of everyone
Every sporting event she has been or will ever perform at she’s the best one on the court hands down