LeXluthor

He’s about to reach his final form

Jaylen should hook him up with his painter barber.

Going bald is cool and all, but both of them getting their “hair” all over other players all season long would be much more entertaining

LeBron made a binding vow, sacrificing his hair to expand his 2018 domain expansion for one last dance

Had to let it go at some point unfortunately. He’ll become a god though.

Leshineyspot

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I’ve always been LeBron fan, but I’ve also always hated the Lakers, so I’m just glad that chapter is over.

Enjoy it! His regular season defense will be frustrating most nights, but there will always be some passing wizardry and fast breaks that bring a profound level of joy and awe.

99% of people want to keep their hair, going bald is not as easy as people think

He was like 27 bro it’s way easier to accept being bald in your 40s

Almost everyone looks better with a healthy head of hair rather than being bald.

However, almost everyone with thinning hair would look better if they fully went bald.

I think older bron pulls LeKratos better now.

Young people in general don’t like to look old and bald head is a sign of being old.

The older you get the less you give a damn about a lot of things

Check out the bald subreddit. There’s some CRAZY transformations on there.

Now he needs to let the beard go full grey. Can you imagine

Whatever the case may be

he’s done this 24 times now? I’m sure he’s on autopilot at this point hearing the same generic media questions. If someone asked him something unique he’d probably open up more.

Lmao.

Anything less will be heavily scrutinized. Imagine if he came out and said “we’re terrible, there’s a lot of work to do”. Socials would be cooked until opening day.

This guy compounds

Knicks in 5

It’s a stupid fucking concept and a bad book. Progress is rarely linear.

was hoping him and jaylen would show up to media day fresh off the plane from Turkey

You kids are adorable.

After the LeCaptain America run last summer, I’m 100% in on the red-white-and-blue uni look on him.

Will miss seeing him live tho. (Lakers were effin’ stupid not to try to keep him imo.)

No, it’s how suns and celtics fans felt when they saw shaq in their uniforms

Smiling through it all

You can’t do that with Bron

Jokes on him. Rest of the East is now going to get 2% better every day.

Well, no. If get better 1% everyday compared to the last one you will be getting 100*(1.01)^365 = 3778 which means if the 100 is base, he will get around 37 times better.

In a year if he is average 25 points today, in years time he will average 925 points per game.

It compounds

LeKaizen

Instead he went Commander Sisko… now he just needs the goatee.

Bro I thought the same thing

He’s LeBron James I’d bet he even looks great naked

2k fantasy draft league ass team

Bro doesn’t know about compounding

No practice? We taking about practice?