Anyone know if Tingus Pingus is flying to Madagascar anytime soon?

It’s not a mystery it’s myalgic encephalomyelitis aka Long Covid/ chronic fatigue syndrome

If the NBA can’t solve long covid then the rest of us are fucked.

pretty sure he has long covid

Poorzingis

It’s really a mysterious illness

He’s got Lumbago

He has POTS which tends to have a lot of comorbidities

DNP - cursed by a witch when he was 9

T-virus

probably long covid

Bubonic plague

According to Steve Kerr he’s perfectly healthy

Rickets

My college roommate and longtime friend is on a team studying infectious diseases at the Mayo Clinic. He hasn’t treated KP personally, so he always cautions that this is just a guess and wouldn’t know for sure until he ran appropriate tests etc. But he said he’s seen a lot of cases very similar to this over the last several years and would bet money that KP has an undiagnosed case of ligma

long covid

I know it’s probably not true, but I remember reading a rumor a couple of years ago he might have HIV/AIDS. This was around the 2024 Playoffs. I dismissed it, but seeing this news got me thinking again.

It’s a mostly non guaranteed deal. If he opts into his option next year, the warriors can cut him and only be on the hook for $3 million

It’s essentially a one year 20 mil deal. His second year is non guaranteed. Not like we had other places to use that money unfortunately.

He randomly played most of his games with the warriors. Idk if that gave then confidence or something

Basically Buminga was gonna be leaving the team either way and they just wanted to preserve the salary slot. If they hadn’t re-signed Tingus Pingus, then that’s a $20 million salary slot that they can’t get back because they’re so far into the cap (like most teams are).

Anyone who watched him become a zombie for half a year in Boston knew it wasn’t something that just goes away.

Meh, my wife has POTS. It can be a pain occasionally, but really isn’t that big of a deal.

Its crazy that the Warriors still thought he was worth 40M.

His most famous playoff run he played like 80 minutes. They were big playoff minutes, there just weren’t many of them.

This is the free space in the 2026 NBA bingo card

What a time to be alive

He hasn’t really said

Truth is that POTS usually results in lots of brief episodes of symptoms, not stretches for days or weeks of symptoms. That’s why people are suspecting long COVID instead

But ultimately without any kind of word from him, there’s no way to know. Could be something much less exotic like a rheumatoid disease. Or a hereditary anemia/thalassemia which I remember people guessing early on before long COVID was more popularly known

Yes

Would you retire? Somehow, I highly doubt it.

Why would he retire if he’s getting paid? And is it stealing if the Warriors signed him with full knowledge of his health issues? He’s taking advantage of a bunch of idiots, but I wouldn’t call that stealing.

Stealing money? I hope to god you’re a young diehard warriors fan because anything else and oh boy

Why lol I’d want to make millions to have top end health care and court side seats every game

Look at you, ecstatic. Good for you.

Flair up loser

Why does Kuminga have so many fans like this lol