there’s a high chance the tweet was made as a joke lol

Was absolutely positive it was r/nbacirclejerk

The article says this:

And for those wondering, Holmgren is basically the same from 213 lbs to 215 lbs

The post is a bait to get interactions.

It feels like reddit level sarcasm

There is a whole subreddit for stuff like this. /r/nottheonion

I feel like this would be an excellent Onion article

Calm down there, an Onion would put him at 216.

No, it’s literally not. This quote isn’t in the article.

Maybe he just ate 4 double quarter pounders on the drive in.

Left his wallet in his pocket.

Or he was holding on to a towel while weighing in last year

Chet’s the opposite of me….he weighs himself in the evening after dinner to feel good about “gaining” a few pounds.

Even at 7’1”, taking a 2-pound dump would be devastating.

I thought this was a joke, but then I saw who reported it.

Well yeah, it’s been 4 months since G7 against the spurs.

Bro did the reverse UFC fighter 💀

He weighed in with his valuable watch on.

Was he allowed to wear his watch?

Quality shitpost

The real gain is whatever’s left after the weigh-in. Chet’s still listed at “one brisk wind away” either way.

Chet hasn’t taken a dump since the very public one during WCF game 7

Hey I poop maybe once a week. The day it happens it’s very dramatic

well, perhaps not that day, but a year sounds extreme.

And held his pee

2 pounds? That’s like 10% of his body weight

Cause he’s just a little skinny guy, ya know

drink this 2 pound cup of water

can you weigh water in pou…

SLAP - CHUG, BOY

Quart.

bet he choked on it too

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they actually weighed him while he was holding the dumb bells

They were to weigh him down so he doesn’t fly away in the wind

I’ve seen enough, bump his 2k strength rating up to 46.

y’all cooked fr 😭

Wemby takes bigger dumps than Chet’s muscle gain

Bro’s quivering

Make your jokes but Chet is an NBA champion

I hate this narrative, it’s so forced. Chet literally never said shit but wemby created this rivalry out of nowhere. I’m so glad he missed 2 clutch free throws in the finals after talking shit about it

54 from treball is odee shooting hang pulls

Chet takes a huge number 2 to cut his weight to 213

fuck

Ha

Just so everyone knows 2 pounds would be just under 4 cups of water. He could quite literally just be well hydrated.

ITS SERIOUS OKAY? HES READY FOR WEMBY NOW 😤😤😤

OP is the only one who is “reporting” this. If you click the link, it’s just an article about the official roster release, with one paragraph that goes through the weights of a few players. The quote isn’t even from the article.

Wemby just got the alert on his phone

My weight will legitimately fluctuate 8 lbs day to day lol

my shits weigh 5 pounds

The Big Easel

This needs to stick

Rooster Boy

More like Big Easel

Because the reporter knows it’s really funny

Hell I can have a bad weekend and add 10 lbs without issue

It’s not really being reported. It’s just comparing last year’s reported weight to this year’s

Clemente is known for being one of the worst reporters in the NBA.

I demand him to be weighed again after he drops a deuce.

All I can think of is at his size did they weigh him before a bowel movement 🫠

He was reporting the weight for basically every player when I went and looked at his twitter

Because people like you will respond.

Get your hand off my penis!

An austere Chinese snack

Elite judo knowledge

“A happy meal wont hurt the brother”

Gotta get the chicken strip meal that comes with the chocolate pudding.

I see these ridiculous 1500 calorie bubble tea options. I never understood what a target customer for that would look like until I saw Chet.

Brother is a multimillionaire, someone tell him he can afford guac and double meat on his Chipotle 😒

get him and everyone else in the league on that Giannis diet

Even just getting to 230 (which is still ridiculously light for 7’1) would completely solve his main offensive weakness of not being able to back down even the smallest guards.

Bro ate before weigh in

(Charania)

Nah fam we fw this shit

Bro i took a shit and i lost 3 pounds of feces

https://i.imgur.com/Ejf9o2v.mp4

How is anybody going to be able to stop this 2 extra pounds!?

He could be dimestore white Durant and still be a HoF snd all time type of guy.

Has the talent.

Clearly not the drive of someone like Durant though. Like KD weighs between 240 - 260, which is similar to Giannis. And yeah, they have different physiques, but KD is still seriously strong. There is zero reason why Chet can’t aim to keep or improve his shooting, but gradually build strength and eat right ala Durant.

Can she cook oxtail?

Literally happened to me last year. Lost my job dropped 40lbs while unemployed, got a new job with free food in the break room gained 50lbs in a few months. Back to a better weight now and working on impulse control.

Perfectly called for. He was putting his head through car windows like Steve Lattimer. /s

-3LBS