Luka in Slovenia: “You better pass to me because I run this f*cking country.”
Real Madrid dictators produced in 10 years: 2
North Korea dictators in 78 years: 3
Was mad confused for a sec, but thats some good jerk ngl
Florentino makes it 3 as well. The dictator’s dictator.
Don’t forget Homelander
Mbappe was technically produced in Monaco but I get your point.
Luka Don not for nothing. The real Dictator?
real madrid dna
football heritage
Lakers is also basically the Real Madrid of NBA
Are the celtics barcelona then? 🤣
Mbappe would be proud
Freedom of speech not freedom from consequences
“There is freedom of speech. But I cannot guarantee freedom after speech.”
- Luka Doncic
Real Madrid and dictators : A 21st century romance
Look at their history. This is ‘eritage.
Was a pretty importance romance in the 20th century too my guy.
Luka entering his mad king era
With how his career has gone I’m surprised it’s taken him this long to break smh
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He looks slim. Not only his body, but also his face.
Maybe its the headband that i mistook him for AR first lol
Damn even Luka is getting buccal fat removal now, it’s sad
It’s actually mandated for all LA residents now.
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Did he actually?
He’s looking like a tennis player
He only eats a lot during the season.
Must be hella stressful tbh
Wonder if its an American food thing. But yeah he seems to balloon during the season the last couple years which ive never seen. Even lazy players tend to play themselves into shape not the opposite.
Or maybe the ozempic or gpl1 has to stop when the season starts?
Biggest offseason gaslighter: Ben Simmons hitting jump shots vs Luka being in shape
Who wins?
Ben Simmons for sure
Damn, Luka really ain’t winning anything huh
First team all open gym 🤣
I was wondering why he was wearing that dental floss headband last year. Was not flattering
I’m not falling for that again
Haha I thought it was AR until I heard him start talking.
Thick, solid. Tight
Probably taking a break from alcohol
Probably his custody battle.
Was watching this non full screen on a phone , and honestly though it was Austin reeves for a few seconds.
Yup. Lakers fans are not able to tell when it’s Luka or Austin. Luka’s new physique and headband is throwing a lot of us folks off
This but actually deadass. I saw the video of a lob being thrown to Kessler and I *actually* thought it was AR. Then I read the comments saying “Luka’s in shape!” and I was like “no tf that’s AR.” Then I rewatched it and I was like “Holy shit Luka’s as thin as AR now???”
His physique has been improving since last year, which gave him his current shape. But the headband is legitimately throwing us off, because we can usually tell by the hair.
You can tell which one if is by how good or bad the lob was
It’s not????
I thought Tadej ran Slovenia
Pulling the Strings in the background while the Former thicc boi is taking the spotlight
Yeah, Luka is real popular, but he’s no Pogaĉar.
Even without Pogaĉar, I’m not sure he’s above Domen Prevc.
At least part of that is because he left for Real Madrid age 13 and spends most of his time in the US.
Similar to have Jokic has talked about being way lower in cultural importance than Djokovic in Serbia
Jokic has less cultural importance in America than djokovic lol, not really a fair comparison. He’s, what, the third most well known men’s tennis player? Second? Despite how good he is Jokic has never even had household name recognition here. Only people that watch basketball know who he is.
I have no idea what viewership is like between tennis and basketball in america, I guess it’s off to Google. I woulda thought jokic was higher than any tennis player, but I don’t watch tennis, so I am blind to that whole world
Nah prevc is not even in the same conversation lol.
And ski jumping is waaaaay less popular than the nba lmao
In the US yes, not in Slovenia though
Bro/sir, do you write headlines for The Economist?
Took a step back after the crash at LaVuelta
He clearly faked it and is stepping back for a bit to make things fair for everyone else
my slovenian dictator can’t be this cute
Did he forget Tadej Pogacar is from the same country?
Also the ski jumper guy Primoz Roglic
TIL he was a ski jumper. Fucked around and won a couple Vueltas
Bro Primoz Roglic li is also a cyclist 🤣
You’re thinking of Primoz Peterka
Primoz used to be a ski jumper before becoming a cyclist. It used to be repeated endlessly as a funfact, that “Did you know, that roglic used to be a ski jumper?” became a meme.
Wait i didn’t know that at all! It’s embarrassing but I’m a slovene myself 🤣 I’m a massive casual when it comes to other sports that aren’t basketball nor do i care for them lol. Thanks for the fact!!!
When Tadej was asked who was the most popular person in Slovenia, he said Luka. But I think that’s also his answer because he’s humble.
And Domen Prevc, who I reckon is still more popular.
Ohh I had to google ⛷️
Yup, ski jumping is huge in Slovenia.
A Don never wears a headband
there’s no stigmata these days
Has he not heard of Pogi?
Janja 👑
Najboljsa!!!
He must have learned from Dictator Mbappe
Love it
Austin and Luka are just classic best friends lol
My bro saying nasvidenje to the lames
Luka XIV
Pogaĉar would like a word! lol
I think Luka would be at least top 5 wealthiest Slovenians. Quick search puts other groups in the 400mil range
On the annual Finance Manager wealth list, Luka Dončić currently ranks 22nd, with an estimated net worth of €105 million (per Perplexity).
Doncic has around 200 million in career earnings. After tax that is around 125 million.
Unless he invested really well he’s not that close to 400 million.
Bro hates Luka
With endorsements probably close to 200 million
Lol he’s not joking
He became powerful by consuming other players and assimilating their skill
Luka vs cartel?
Luka is the president, but Pogacar is the king of Slovenia
Jaxson Hayes pov
Pog runs that country
What a Bar. Lmao
Sounded like he said it in American /s
Oh he’s looking like Rookie Luka again in the face…
OK that probably hurt a lot.
Doctor Doncic
Is Luka one of those people that plays better after a few beers?
Kinda like my darts game.
Luka Escobar.
lmao love this
That’s what LA will do to a guy
Where’s the edit, time to replace mobutu.
LeBron to Toronto
Wow, he’s looking slim like when he first entered the league.
I believe it , luka has been greedy
Damn he looks skinny
That was dumb to say in his position. If an American said that it would be outrageous
u/savevideo
He def doesnt run back on defense
Extremely funny and original good stuff man
Such a likeble guy /s
You don’t run shit in the NBA though, Luka.
His biggest problem is he’s gotta shut his mouth this season.
This isn’t funny. How would he feel if Americans bossed him around like when he’s in the US. It may not be their country but he should still respect them.
I think most Americans would pass to him too lmfao some people would say he’s pretty good at basketball.
Ask Nico
How does he feel before or after he drops a 50 pt triple double on the dude who said it?
Shaddup Nico
Keep crying, I traded your golden boy and he’s never coming back 😂
How fucking soft are you burgerking351 ffs.
This reply hurt me. You would assume Burger King and being anti salad go hand in hand. Yet here you are betraying me.
JJ seems like the bossy type.
They aren’t going to boss around their star player even in America plus this just bavardo anyway.