Standing in front of that ominous painting of a storm really instills confidence that things will get better.

uhhh well yeah man they’re not gonna die

By ahead he means 2040

They aren’t

Just once (It will never happen but would be hilarious), I’d love for someone to be like:

“Look, honestly, we’re pretty fucking cooked, y’all. But we’re gonna try like hell to win games, even if we’re not favored to.”

Would curry a lot more favor than whatever the hell this uncanny valley speech is. Feel like I’m watching one of those AI interviewers.

Such a strange statement to listen to. It’s in the tone and style of a corporate apology, but yet never directly references anything they did wrong, or the punishment. Instead it says stuff like Lawrence Frank is “away from the team”.

He emphasizes the Clippers have a “culture of compliance” by saying it multiple times but not only is that a very uninspiring philosophy but it is also something that has been demonstrably untrue about their culture.

New boss, same as the old boss

Pablo is about to find out that this is just a deepfaked Ballmer

saying “best days are still ahead” while promoting trent redden during a lawrence frank suspension is peak clippers delusion

Cue the bill Simmons season ticket rant

Does the punishment try to enforce that this guy doesn’t just do anything balmer wants him to? Like what’s the point if balmer still owns the team and is his boss.

Fuck yall

Ok bro.

I hope this guy is at least getting paid well because he’s got future scapegoat written all over him

Well the clippers best days are certainly not behind them

Job City

The Devine Wind.

No mention of Beal when he lists the player to be excited about. He does mention B Lopez. That’s strange?

“We believe our best days are still ahead of us.” - That is true to be fair as it can’t get much worse lol

He looks AI generated.

Somebody please count up all the cuts, don’t take a drink though or you will die… The crazy one was mid-sentence right before “Clipper nation” like what made that necessary?

Literally cant get worse than this very moment

Microsoft CoPilot generated AI flop??

this is what it must’ve looked like when the captain of the titanic was telling everybody it was alright in the midst of the stormy seas lol.

feels like AI Slop for some reason. got bored halfway

I love the optimism this guy is trying to sell. Trying to poslish turd.

This feels like an SNL bit, he literally has a whirling maelstrom behind him talking about how good things are about to be lol

“no one cares about your shitass team,” i replied.

He didn’t say when

Interim CEO?  This isn’t ridiculous.

Who tf chose that background

“Because our past is a string of cluster fucks.” He went on to say.

What’s with the Captain Highliner vibes of that churning dark ocean

Another year of Ty Lue doing nothing and getting paid. That’s Clippers basketball baby.

I’m sure the jump cuts are just to tighten up the presentation and cut out dead air, but I’d like to imagine he goes off script to talk about stuff the clippers comms folks don’t want him to say

Should have just hired Kawhi to do the video

It can’t get worse right?

It probably will.

these are words you say when you need words to say in these situations

Either he’s reading a hostage video or he just took a one hour public speaking course and is trying his best!?!

and…these comments were exactly what I thought they would be…what the hell do you expect him to say

lol

At this point they need to hire Clipper Darrell for the front office

lol this guy isn’t gonna do anything. Not that there are any moves left for the Clippers but still…

Far, far ahead

Why is this so funny is he held at gunpoint?

Let’s be real as fuck guys. Lawrence Frank fucking is 1000% fall man. He did everything ballmer and lue wanted and knew. Frank never , once acted on his own here. Why is that obvious? I have less respect for masai and Jeanie than Frank. If anything those two should have squealed to the NBA and union whe Kawhi and Dennis made those demands

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