The auto-generated captions on the MLB site are an adventure sometimes!
How exactly does one fuck a fastball
Ask Big Willy Contreras
As a long-time catcher I assure you: it is both possible, and unwelcome.
Very, very painfully.
Split fingers, 2 seams. Damn, that sounds dirty.
Quickly
Just takes a bit of preparation and you’re all good.
I’ve seen a few guy’s dicks meet fastballs and I don’t think they enjoyed it for the most part.
ask Cavan Bigio. He really started seeing the ball well when he started have some sex.
Hes doing what now
Hes fucking that one fastball
😏
Well, there’s the quote from his brother last year- “I think we’re a good team and we can fuck everybody…”
Say what now?
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Hell yeah he is!
Can’t even figure out what sequence of words it misinterpreted to get that one
It was something along the lines of “struck him out on the fastball.”
Hilarity with, generated AI captioning , none grammar withstanding
This sounds very painful
See I’d just assume that’s what he actually said.
