Cal Raleigh crushes his 4th Home Run of the series to tie it 1-1 in the 2nd
What did we do to you.
You’re just in his way
A dump truck rolls over everyone and anything in its way
You let PCA slap his big dumper
I wish PCA would slap me
Is PCA now a Philly? I’m confused
He did it during one of Seattle’s games vs the Cubs
PCA slapped him on the ass during our series and ever since he did that, Cal has been raking
Another 37 hits in a row and he’s back to Mendoza line…
Yes, but the commenter said that the Phillies caused it somehow. I’m still confused what that meant.
Either way, PCA has more than a Gold Glove, apparently.
Tell her not to get anymore hits on the way to the parking lot!
No, Phillie Phanatic should have ran all the way over to dive in front of that prodigous booty like a secret service agent.
A new hand touches the beacon.
Whatever you did, thanks
Simply exist
This is revenge for that game last season where Gilbert made it two innings and gave up something like nine hundred runs.
God that was a bad road trip
I went to all three of the games here in Philly. I cannot believe I paid money for that experience.
Awaken him
At the game yesterday, a Phillies fan yelled “Cal sucks now.” He went on to hit his first home run a couple seconds later. You can blame that guy for it
That guy wore it all game lmao
I can only presume that order will be restored tomorrow with the Phillies winning it 35-1.
This is just classic West coast/East coast rivalry action
Apparently he can just choose to do this every time and he just didnt feel like it?
Depression is a motherfucker.
was down in the dumps
Mercifully, he’s now up in the dumps.
Ain’t that the truth.
Wait, Cal was/is battling depression? (Serious question cus this is the first I’m seeing it)
I do believe he split up with his gf
all of the following are fake but maybe real explanations for Cal’s big slumpin:
His gf broke up with him and took the dog with her.
His favorite lawn mower broke down and his grass has gotten out of control.
There’s a leaky faucet in his house that drips at 3am but he’s the only one who can hear it but he can’t figure out which one it is.
He stepped on a specifically unlucky crack in the sidewalk.
i wish i knew about that before i joined in making memes about him. at the same time i have close family and friends with depression and they have told me they don’t like using it as an excuse so i can understand why a hyper-competitive professional wouldn’t mention it to the media.
4 straight AB’s with a HR has to be a Mariner record right??
Naw, Mike Cameron did this in a single game back in 2001
These kids just don’t know about Cammy!
As a ‘90s kid going through puberty I definitely know about Cammy🥹
Happy Gilmore achieved that feat no more than an hour ago.
3 of em off Jim Parque I think. Seattle area travel baseball coach notable dickbag.
I’m intrigued
Grew up played travel ball in this area. Played with and against all these dudes you’ve seen. Saucedo/rucker/reese McGuire etc etc. Jim Parque runs an indoor baseball facility called big league edge in Kent. The way it works is teams rent the facility mostly through the winter because with rain all fields are closed around here. He was just always a dickhead to players not on the big league edge sponsored teams. I think I probably trained at the facility from 12-17 years old on various different travel ball teams.
>Travel Baseball Coach
What else needs to be said.
More of a facility manager/owner I think but the sentiment is the same
And then got IBBed his next plate appearance in a blowout, leading to the home white Sox crowd booing their own pitcher. It was something to witness
2002*
https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CHA/CHA200205020.shtml
I was gonna say Bad Hittin Mark Whiten, but that wasn’t when he played for us.
5 straight PAs getting on base too as he had a walk last night.
6 now!
Post-PCA Cal Raleigh 🤝 Post trade deadline Mets
Argentina in the World Cup vibes.
No, PCA had to slap his ass.
Same reason I’m not in the MLB
PCA saved Cal. Holy crap.
Quick, someone slap Julio’s ass too
I volunteer as tribute
Get in line pal
Let’s just make a train.
something like this?
Where do I go to slap Colt Emerson’s ass?!
We should have known the Dumper factory reset button was on his ass. That’s on us.
Finally did that juice cleanse.
He’s like an old television, you can fix him with a whack and just as thick
What can’t he do lmao
I’m fully on team PCA for MVP now.
PCA honorary Mariner
Quick! Somebody repost the “Another fWAR to Pete Crow-Armstrong” meme
The power was in his butt
That big dumper was too irrristable. PCA has to transfer that bad juju to someone else now.
We need something that convinces Cal that he’s facing a Phillies pitcher no matter who the opponent is
Cal needs face blindness.
Performance-enhancing hallucinogens
I’m really proud of Cal hitting again. He liked one of my comments on tiktok about good plate discipline a few weeks ago, I know it’s been frustrating for him this season.
Thank you for fixing him
We found the new Etsy witch!!
Id feel fucking legendary if I was you
So many adversities overcame. So brave, so cool.
YOU FOOLS, HE WAS SAVING HIS POWER FOR THE END OF THE SEASON!
Building strength in his ass for 3⁄4 of a season like an anime protagonist
Last year was 8% Full Cal. This season we get 20%.
He’s charging up a Spirit Dump
Looks like Seattle will be Sleepless in September
Vladdy too, right?!!!
Raleigh woke up
The Dumpertaker
I’VE GOT AN ILLNESS AND THE ONLY CURE IS MORE DUMPS
Big Dumper heard the AL West is still up for grabs
HES PACING 60 HR
I like how PCA is going to go from a controversial player to someone who is strangely beloved by many fan bases due to internet lore.
At first, last year I didn’t believe in the Esty Witch either. Then the magic starts happening. You realize magic is real.
This year PCA witchcraft becomes relevant to my baseball universe and it benefits my team. Twice now actually. I BELIEVE.
I am once again ready to embrace witchcraft
Many people are saying a mariner/Cub world series would be amazing.
The regular season one was so why not let’s do it again
What other magic has PCA done this year?
He single handedly killed any ability st louis had to get in his head for the rest of his career when the tarps off section chanted overrated to him…
And he homered it into that section which is like 30 rows deep lol
Also our pen blew it but check out the 10th inning Homer vs st Louis for the most aura farming bat drop I have ever seen.
He really hates the Cardinals and white Sox.
Yeah, I think he might be back.
Comeback player of the year
Shit. If this gonna be that kind of party….
Big Dumper.
The Phillies have fixed him! Long live the Phillies 🙌
give pca the mvp already
4 HR in a row
Don’t let him get hot
https://preview.redd.it/kk64rfjpomlh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe9bb0fbc424d8b3ea30e705c8c4a53b04404f19
Somehow the Phillies fixed Cal Raleigh
We’re back baby
I’ve seen enough. He’s back ladies and gentlemen.
no fucking way
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Or is it…at bats?
At bats.
better late than never
Hell hath no fury like a streaky player on a run
Is 4 home runs in 4 at bats good? Asking for a friend.
With the state of the AL West
These sonsuvbitches might just make October
After The Red Soxurgance I believe in anything
Absolutely
I live here in PNW I have a friend last two years whose rage posted with how fucking done he is with season cant wait for Hawks and then deletes it
Looks like it was deleted today
I’m from Boston. Finally started rooting for the Ms a few years ago after years of living here in Seattle. I always shake my head at people like your friend, but growing up rooting for the Sox in the 80s and 90s really taught me about faith!
I’m looking forward to their series next week!
My mom flew home for it
She says shes gonna be Switzerland but they are sitting behind Visitors
Then shes cruising to NYC for two gamss then NJ to visit my Godmother
Shes trying to bucketlist every stadium in retirement
Your mom knows how to live!
Bummer for me is I’ll actually be on the Cape next week for a family vacation. My brother and I even talked about trying to go to a game but it’s not going to work.
Cal still has time to get 60!! Just need to hit 3 homers every other game
https://preview.redd.it/in5ua7mlvmlh1.png?width=900&format=png&auto=webp&s=5052e0b3636042fad01758124c4cad4afa34e59d
Maybe a bad partial season while injured doesn’t mean that the guy who has always been good or great is suddenly bad forever
PCA gave his ability to pull HRs like crazy back.
https://preview.redd.it/jl1yk2qvpmlh1.png?width=900&format=png&auto=webp&s=c9ceacc66e800e356976581dfac899f19bd5cbce
Walter: “I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON”
The Redeemed Dumper
It’s time.
HE BACK.
If Raleigh plays the Phillies for 162 games he may get the HR record
Cal has turned it around it seems.
Cal Raleigh about to dump on the league. Lets gooooo
I genuinely feel happy for players who bust out of super slumps, good for him!
The Dumpee is once again the Dumper, it seems
Cal said “Fuck TI, fuck Snoop, fuck Philly”
Philly: “what he say fuck me for?”
I BELIEVE AGAIN
Baseball season just gettin started
No me gusta
I do, I do!
CAL CAL CAL CAL CAL CAL
We love to see it
Cal Raleigh hitting 60 before the end of the year lmao
HR Record Speedrun
Cal really saw Tatis figure his shit out, waited another month, then said “watch this”
he back
Dumps Dumps Dumps Dumps Everybody!!! 👏
Can he teach vladdy?
Yeah. Because why not?
Hell yeah!
Where was *THIS* Cal three months ago?!
What is UP Cal, can we help you?!
PCA should get half of Cal’s war he gains for slapping him on the ass. Insert another fwar to PCA meme.
homeruns against Nola should only count as .5 homeruns
He is back on Wheaties
Did he eat a bunch of spinach or what?
was my guy hibernating?
Gonna need another cup for that big dump
Wtf
Nice
His live OPS+ is up to 83. Keep ‘em coming and he’ll be back at average in no time.
He’s baaaaack, magical Trevorrrr
hunter goodman cameo
“Happy learned how to hit…uh oh”
PCA is true royalty, he has the healing touch
bro found his misplaced dumper and started dumping all over the place again
I had this dude on my fantasy roster all year…. Dragging my team down for months. Until a week ago when I finally dropped him having had enough. Then he goes off. Figures.
Can a good player slap Vladdy’s ass so he can go on a run next?
Mariner.
Aaron Nola, doesn’t count