Kawhi: “Beautiful. Basketball is a beautiful game, man. You can play it any type of way—1-on-1, 3-on-3, 5-on-5, 1-on-0. That’s why the game is so special.”
Gets investigated and becomes a media personality 😂
Before this he had nearly zero presence on social media his entire career lol, his inner circle is definitely telling him to get out there more and trying to do damage control
He genuinely looks uncomfortable and like a hostage in some of the promo videos for the china tour
For China, he’ll plant a million trees while doing a Tik tok dance for each one.
Chairman Kawhi: “Let a million trees be planted.”
Kawhi Kai Shek: “Imma head to Taiwan”
Now there are too many trees
Treeman gets paid
The Kawhi microdramas are going to be flooding Reelshort soon
Bro’s working extra for the first time since he was in those HEB commercial with his grandparents at San Antonio
facts lol
New balance ads don’t exist?
Not everything is about Pablo torre man. Kawhi posts china content every off season.
Really? I find it hard to believe what he is doing now PR wise is not more than he has done historically?
What u find hard to believe is irrelevant I am telling you as a fact Kawhi does china content every off season. The wet ball meme was from him doing pr work from china last year before the aspiration story got out. The difference is he gets posted more and people care more now about him doing pr due to the aspiration stuff. https://youtube.com/shorts/1FF1zGkJeZc?si=uH_g2jTamcTDNyCU
The first few I agree, last few ones have been looking genuine
A lot of yall are genuinely crazy people.
He’ll be hosting first take by the time the investigation is finally over
I’ll take him over Stephen A.
Fuck if this is what it takes to get that fucker off the air I am so here for it.
Kawhi Patreon and Kickstarter when?
KawhiFans
Hit that like and subscribe!
Deadpan robot voice, no smile “What’s up Youtube algorithm. Today’s basketball content is going to to be really fun. Brought to you by BetterHelp/GroundNews/Daktronics. Let’s get into it.”
When you feel targeted and had to ramble to change the conversation type of shit lol
if only he had worked this hard before and planted some fucking trees
Next thing you’ll know he’ll be planting trees or something.
Suddenly wants to leave LA lol
Pressure makes diamonds fun guys
This man gets paid to sit and watch games.
Conventional fraud to grifting on social media is a reasonably common pathway.
Bro is trying so hard to recover his damaged pr lol
Lmaooo
Bro has so many more side deals he’s fulfilling now to keep his money
If starts sexually asualting people he could be president one day!!
He’s so charismatic, he should look into corporate sponsorship.
Aspire to be different
For a wholesome guy like him, the perfect sponsorship would probably be something related to nature and the environment
Kawhi does go fishing in the New Balance commercials
So warm and outgoing 🥰
Why is somebody keeping score or something
He’s daktronifying
I’ve never seen this many offseason Kawhi clips in one summer LMAO.
I remember them trying after he won the finals and went to LA, but every clip that came out was extremely awkward and it’s like we haven’t heard from him since
What a coincidence, I feel like theres been some reporting about him not needing to do any public appearances since around that time as well…
It’s like they’re all… planted.
mf tryna PR himself outta a government investigation
ive never seen a kawhi social media clip at all. usually he only appears in press conferences or post/ingame interviews
He’s going to start his own Konhi Fans
Generational run
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Lol not being able to see kawhis talent again would be a shame regardless of his lack of personality
I do he’s still really good. I’m just surprised you and other people think this doesn’t happen all the time and pro sports. And the clippers just got caught.
I’m not sure that banning the guy for life from the league fits the crime….maybe a suspension but at the end of the day the clippers should take the majority of the penalty imo
Yeah they broke the rules…the parties are going to get punished for sure. But from you’re saying you want kawhi to get a lifetime ban from the league…that’s never been done before btw
Kawhi decided to be an extrovert at the age of 36. Self improvement!
36 is pretty young to be fair
Dont do that… Don’t give me hope…
Bro, Colonel Sanders didn’t start KFC until he was 50. First franchise when he was 72.
There’s time. You can still be Bron (metaphorically, not in basketball or any other physical sports)
Colonel Sanders was a racist dick too and he started that pretty early
I mean, given the environment he came from, I’m sure the Colonel had some degree of race-based bigotry but all the n-word claims come from noted racist Papa John, who was trying to deflect after he got caught using the n-word by throwing the Colonel under the bus, not to mention well after he was dead and no longer around to defend himself.
The Papa John leak was of him accusing Sanders of saying the N-word that part wasn’t something that came out after. He was complaining that despite the fact he never said the word, he has a racism controversy (from his comments on the Kaepernick/NFL kneeling) because he doesnt understand that racism isnt only slurs ig.
Sure but point being is, Colonel Sanders may well have been a racist dickhead but there’s really no documentation of him being one aside from donating to George Wallace’s campaign. Either way, it’s just dumb to even talk about when the original point was Colonel Sanders didn’t start KFC until he was 50, which was made to give optimism that it’s never too late but then no, in typical reddit it’s better just to slander a dead person same as documented racist Papa John did lmao
there seems to be no evidence of this btw
I got a 20 year headstart on Colonel Sanders. I’m about to become the Lebron James of fried chicken.
He’s only 35, a baby!
Kelvin Benjamin: ‘Beautiful. KFC is a beautiful restaurant, man. You can get any combo you want- the 2 for 1, 3 for 1, 5 for 1. That’s why this place is so special.’
Deep cut, never forget
Man, you leave that dude alone. That lineman just had a dream to play wide receiver and yall clowned on him.
Kelvin Benjamin copypasta in 2026 we are so back.
You can commit cap circumvention with no repercussions, the list goes on
I even lose most of my 1-on-0 games
Easy to do. Ball hitting the head on a failed layup followed by an imaginary Mutumbo finger wag
Inspirational!
Aspirational!
You can get paid without doing anything.
Amazing game.
Also it’s got a round ball so it helps with bouncing, there’s a cool net that makes a swishy sound when you throw the ball in it… basketball’s got everything man
I’m surprised he can just tell us everything about basketball when he doesn’t even know where we’re sitting at.
The worst part about these Kawhi threads is that you guys are so unoriginal with the jokes… I love a good laugh but you guys are literally regurgitating the same 2⁄3 Aspiration jokes over & over😂
Very annoying. I could write out every Kawhi/Ballmer thread now without even opening it, and get it 90% right. Like fuck the Clippers, Ballmer probably did that shit, idc, I just don’t get how people enjoy having the same thread again and again and again.
Yeah he guilty as fuck lol
“One on Oh” lmao 🤣
And you can get paid under the table too
On the table, under the table, from billionaires, companies, Twitch donations
It’s a given now to open any Kawhi post and see nothing but aspiration jokes in the comments. Like clockwork.
That’s just Redditors aspiring to be funny.
Cheaters should get called out for being cheaters.
Ima ask this question for the downvotes. Is it proven? Or is it Reddit-proven?
You can’t be serious
As with all things on reddit, its reddit-proven. This site is disturbingly out of touch with reality on the regular.
Dude. Spend five fucking minutes reading through the details.
They were circumventing the cap.
Dude responded with “read through details” like it’s something that proves it lmfao. These guys on Reddit are indeed as you described. Out of touch.
Imagine being in court and goes “your honor, here are stuff I read so let me summarize it for you. It’s true cuz I read it”
read it
Aw man, it’s almost as if he brought this upon himself.
The Reddit jokes?
He probably doesn’t even know it exists
I know everyone is on kawhi for the clippers scandal but why don’t we have the same energy for Giannias & his shady kalshi deal? Some super shady shit was going on before he signed with Miami.
Shhh. We don’t talk about the fact that this is normal. It was only the Clippers and only Kawhi. Remember when Harden quit on the 76ers because Morey decided to reneg in their handshake deal? The NBA has become a league that doesn’t care about it’s own rules unless the public is causing a scene and even then they will do the bare minimum to pretend they are dealing with it, if they don’t outright just ignore it. If they think it will result in more global jersey sales, fuck the actual sport of basketball and fans that actually like the game.
I think that’s just him being a guy who grew up poor “selling out” for money nothing to do with cap circumvention. No different than KD and Steph’s drone partnerships
og did one as well. i guess gambling sponsors are too entrenched and within the rules despite the obvious room for abuse.
Why is he so talkative now?
So no one would accuse him of “not doing anything while receiving endorsement deals”
This guy reminds me of Pete Rose trying to rehab his image
agree 1000% tho
I’ve got the sudden urge to buy a shrimping boat
Some kind of p Diddy shrimping vessel
The SS Implication
You ain’t got no legs Lt Dan
He’s good on camera. He should do some sponsorships.
Honestly if he just narrated this with some B-roll footage of him planting a tree or looking at a giant halo scoreboard……There would be zero. Zero noise about cap circumvention.
Kawhi: “Beautiful. Halo is a beautiful game, man. You can play it any type of way—1-on-1, 2-on-2, 4-on-4, 1-on-0. That’s why the game is so special.”
Kawhi describing basketball like it’s jazz while playing like a metronome is unintentionally perfect. Dude’s the Miles Davis of midrange.
Free Klaw he ain’t do nothing
doing tricks on it
& saying thank you each time
He represents those of us with ASD I gotta root for him
What evidence do you have that he is in any way, shape, or form autistic?
Look at him.
I was being sarcastic. Now I think you’re autistic.
Good for you.
Or be like Yi Jianlian doing dribble moves against a chair.
“How about 5 on 4? Asking for a friend.” - Vivek
any type of way—1-on-1, 3-on-3, 5-on-5, 1-on-0
Tree on 0.
I’ve heard Kawhi speak more in these past months than like the previous 15 years of his career
tree on tree
You can play it without even playing it and get paid to play. Same with doing sponsorships.
I don’t even know where you sittin at
It really is special. Undefeated 1-on-0 player here! Feels great!
or if you’re from my janky ass high school where we only had 1 ball, 10 on 10
Man, passing lanes be crowded AF.
That’s also the beauty of tree planting
How about trees though? Trees are special… They give us oxygen to play basketball.
It do be beautiful doe
I can’t even see where you’re at.. ehHeEhEh
As opposed to tennis, which I believe Mitch Hedberg stated, “I will never be better than a wall.”
I aspire to be as eloquent as Kawhi speaking on the beautiful game of hoops.
1-0
Wow, Kawhi really knows how to move those numbers around.
Can the bots think of any other comment other than a joke abt aspiration
Nope .
Why aspire to anything greater it’s perfect as is
do you think your inability to aspire to such comedy is a sign you’re a human
“Plus you have no idea how beautiful the corporate sponsorship deals are. They’ll basically pay you for doing nothing. What a beautiful game”
You know Kawhi is getting advice, whether from his agent or uncle Dennis or some PR firm, to put himself out there way more, as if doing so in 2026 will make people forget he was always seen as an introvert with zero personality and retroactively justify him getting bigger corporate sponsorships than DiCaprio.
can I get $50 mil to play 1 on 0?
look at kawhi man, so aspirational
i played 1-on-0 once. lost by 3 points
If you love the game so much, why do they have to pay you so much to play it?
Even if this was written for him, he ain’t wrong. Basketball is special.
Fucking deep, man. Really deep.
Kawhi is such an elegant player to watch when he is healthy. I’m looking forward to him being back in the East this year. It should be a hotbed of competition. I’m so glad Knicks seized the opportunity last year because it will be way more difficult to get out of the East this year with Kawhi, Haliburton, and LeBron back and with the Bucks having moved to Miami and adding Klay.
Yes the number of players on the court is indeed what makes basketball special
This is the most I’ve heard from Leonard in his entire career
Next face of the league
Kawhi’s a pioneer in 1-on-0 basketball
1-on-0
Mic drop
He’s right though. I beat MJ 1v1 so many times growing up.
These comments are making me wonder how many of you ever actually play basketball. He’s absolutely correct, and it’s not hard to understand. You can add that you can play full courrt or at just one end. You can play on courts with weird shapes and surfaces. Why act like this is such a weird thing to say?
All I am saying is that if you’ve got 2 shirts and a ball, you’ve got a game of football going. Don’t even need a net. If you’ve got a doorframe, you don’t even need the shirts
Kawhi been playing 0 vs 5 his whole Clippers tenure.
I got love for Kawhi but this funny.lol.
It’s interesting and a little ironic he spent so much of his career intentionally being quiet and trying to stay out of the spotlight, only to become the center of a huge scandal where he’s now forced to try and recover his reputation.
he is 2 steps away from donning a red cap and doing the donnie dance to win crowds
Kawhi’s doing a publicity tour in the twilight of his career lol
A company should lock him up with a deal just so he’s not selling for their competition.
I aspire to be like Kawhi.
Same reason I lika da sexa
It’s so nice to see Kawhi make his first public remarks on basketball!
Fraudmans gotta get paid
He such an awkward motherfucker.
He definitely didn’t plant those trees
1 and 0? Exactly how a robot would play
BasketBubba Gump
The fun guy: Contracts are a beautiful thing to many ways to get paid
Did he just say basketball is beautiful because it’s like jerking off, 1-on-0?
I see why the dude never talks. He has two neurons and one of them is exclusively concentrating on basketball.
Now let me go cheat the system while I lazily take millions and refuse to even pretend to do any work for it.
Screw this guy. And even more so Ballmer.
I fucking hate this cheating cornball.
His PR rats working overtime here, it’s crazy how much Kawhi PR spam there is.
He’s definitely done more promoted appearances in the last two weeks than I ever recall from him over an entire year or more. Guy is definitely working with a crisis PR team. He engineered the best trade possible for himself though. They love him so much in Toronto from his title year and I don’t think they have a super hostile sports press anyway. Not sure how much NBA fans will boo him on the road, but at least for the first couple of months of the season, he is probably going to deal with boos and with the press asking him the same questions over and over again.
Kawhi “Pete Rose” Leonard
You can also play the 4v5, the Kawhi special
How does that even make sense?
Kawhi never said that. ^^^ is trolling
LOL! Kawhi is guilty!
Strange thing to hear from a guy who left Spurs cause he “didn’t want none of that Gregg Pop culture things”.
Did he ever actually said that?
https://youtu.be/DbrXaw1hKOI?is=7clWOOMexbP4R33l
you can do that with golf
and football (the World Cup one)
look at Satan