east side spurs is a cold name

Central Business District Pelicans is hilarious.

Downtown Jazz slaps

South Park Lakers

Are the Clippers in Shi Tpa Town?

SOUTH PHILADELPHIA EAST RAAAAHHHHHHH

East Side Spurs. West Side Celtics. Uh oh

Ngl Auraria Nuggets kinda hits

Wizards are in Chinatown

You think MSG is in Chelsea? What is this AI?

Ok I love this

Lower QueenAnne Sonics.. if they ever come back.

Mission Bay Warriors lowkey cooks.

Financial district Raptors

Prospect height nets seems super legit

Thank you for calling it Uptown

wtf is callahan

Today I learned North Station is supposedly in the West End.

Peak off-season posting

Why are the new Yorkers so mad at MSG being in Chelsea

Auraria has a cool mythical ring to it. Definitely my favorite. Although it doesn’t pair that well with Nuggets.

For all the downtowns, I like the sound of downtown jazz.

Should be Warehouse District Timberwolves

Lloyd District goes hard.

Read this thread for a glimpse into the literacy rates of New Yorkers

Souf Philly Sixers

Midtown Knicks sounds better and the garden is in Midtown

Downtown Jazz is pretty good

We call the area where Paycom is Bricktown.

The Milwaukee Bucks are literally in the Deer District 🦌

But, I guess Kilbourn Bucks works too.

Maybe I’m just salty, but the SODO Sonics goes way harder than the Central OKC Thunder

Orlando is not correct, u/At0mJack

If OP is going to make an AI post, gather feedback from the audience first who actually know these areas, and then make your bullshit post

The Detroit Pistons are not in “midtown” - don’t let anyone fool you with Detroit’s rebrand of that area, it will always be Cass Corridor.

Auraria Nuggets is so much better

Auraria Nuggets actually pretty good

Midtown Knicks just fyi not Chelsea

I think the magic would be Parramore Magic. Callahan is a little further north.

This is the first I’ve heard of Westown, Milwaukee. Historically it was known as Kilbourn Town, but people would just call it the western half of downtown.

The eastern half of downtown across the river is Juneau Town. Look up the Milwaukee Bridge War. Imagine a 6th-generation Juneau Town resident refusing to support the Bucks because he’s still mad about the war lol.

If you want to specify the exact neighborhood for Toronto then it would be The South Core Raptors

Warehouse District Wolves, or Warehouse District Timberwolves, to be proper.

I would not be surprised to see these as shirts / additional marketing campaigns by the teams in the near future now.

Wholesale District Pacers would probably be more accurate. Not necessarily an improvement…

Mission Bay warriors sounds like it would be the H-league affiliate where players hope for a call up to the Santa Cruz warriors.

Coming in for a small correction

The Magic arena is in the Parramore neighborhood of Orlando

Pistons should be “Ilitch Parking Lot Pistons”.

South philadelohia east is possibly the worst descriptiom of where the sixers play

Nets or Knicks

Near West Side Bulls is actually a very Chicago name if you live here. 

Not to quibble, but we would be the Rose Quarter Trailblazers, which I do enjoy more. Love the overall project though.

Portland should be: Rose Quarter Trail Blazers

aura nuggets

Queen Anne Supersonics is pretty dope. Sigh.

Could also be the “Bayside Miami Heat” if you want to get hyper specific. Though downtown is still technically correct

West End Celtics was the Pet Shop Boys’ first draft of their song 

I look forward to the future Seattle Center SuperSonics

and Paradise Outlaws.

Wow, didn’t know that Google Maps had MSG in Chelsea. I think most fans would say it’s in Midtown though.

As a European all I take away from this is that US city district names are kinda lame 😅

West End Celtics was 100% a mick gang in the old west end days. Someone from the West End Celtics definitely mugged  leonard nimoy on his way to elementary school.

petition to change bucks to deer district

South Philadelphia East? I’m fairly certain it’s just South Philadelphia

Penn Quarter Wizards is cool since Penn is a famous magician

Uptown Hornets are still riding the high of opening for Big Bad Voodoo Daddy in 2002

If the Heat were like a half-mile further south they’d be the Brickell Heat which would be a funny name for a basketball team.

Good post pal

Who knew the Lakers played in South Park?

Uptown Hornets is pretty nice. Sounds like a rec league team.

Gateway Cavaliers

south park lakers. fitting

Do these cities not have better names for their downtown district? Like gaslamp or something

West Side Celtics vs South Park Lakers is just so good

We should be using these instead

All-Star game is Downtowns vs Neighborhoods

The Stadiums Sixers

the hipsters prefer the auburn hills pistons

Oh god the sixers one makes me barf, packer park and the navy yard are right there but I guess technically don’t apply

Near West Side Bulls

yeah I guess. always thought of it as just “the neighborhood around the United Center.”

need to enable word wrapping for TNATUC on the score bug

“Rio Grande” is the neighborhood of downtown the arena is in.

Nets would be considered fort greene

These names go hard actually

its midtown knicks

I kinda like Victory Park Mavericks, but it also puts some serious expectations on the team.