Kawhi showing how to defend without fouling on his Asia tour
Steve ballmer was teaching people how to circumvent cap during his Asia tour
That’s how most millionaires/billionaires make their money: circumventing the American dollar and producing their goods for money of lesser value.
case n point our potus n his insider trading family
Ballmer got insanely rich through his Microsoft stocks he owned
Earns a cool billion every year just from Microsoft dividends
Pretty mid at his job though imo.
Yea he fucked up on doubting the iPhones potential
CEO unwritten rule #1: if you’re not cheating, you’re not trying
No. They make money by inflating the valuation of whatever asset they have. Like American sport franchises today.
Man, crazy rich asians be lining up to meet… Uncle dennis.
Yall are fucking weird
Y’all fucking cheat
Ya’ll sold the team to pedophile backing pigs actively involved in destroying this country lmao
two regards fighting
I don’t have a vote
Neither did I. Cursed being a fan of this cursed team hoping to see a title before I die
This is the most I’ve ever seen Kawhi smile
Well, he’s on the “Proving I Make My Money By Doing Stuff” Tour so his PR person is working overtime this off-season trying to make him look good. But also busy.
He does an asian tour every year though. Thats where you got the “wet ball” interview last year
Goes against sub narrative srry :/
Huh?
Isn’t sub narrative that Kawhi hates America? Refused to play for US Spurs, plays for Canada Raptors, refused to work for US endorsements from Clippers, working for China endorsements while waiting to play for Canada again.
/s
/s?
He’s relaxed now that he’s fulfilled all that extra work Aspiration was putting him through.
They are trying to salvage what’s left of his reputation. PR crap.
The key is to be on the bench and not smiling or laughing
Well yeah, doing so is ground for a tech
So does anyone want to actually talk about anything interesting Kawhi said or did in this clip or are we just gonna circlejerk about Aspire forever
You know the answer to that
Where does OP get the fucking nerve
Kawhi acknowledging his hand size is a huge asset. Unfortuantely us east asians tend to have smaller hands even when height is controlled for.
Shake Milton? You aren’t East Asian
It’s a direct translation of 谢克·米尔顿
It broke this sub 😭 not that it was any good in the first place but it’s legitimately broken now
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how are you making excuses in a post that doesnt involve okc and in response to a comment that never talked about okc? lol
What did he say that was so interesting? That he has big arms and hands? That he uses those to poke at the ball?
Everyone here already knows that.
Still more interesting than any further comments or jokes about Aspire
the jokes and comments will subside when they actually get a proportional punishment.
I’m ngl I really don’t think most people here know the rules of basketball
95% of this sub couldn’t go 5⁄10 from the free throw line alone at their local gym.
95% of this sub can’t make it through a full court pickup game without getting a heart attack
They don’t, look at anyone in a game thread bitching about fouls.
Spending five seconds on here during the playoffs is all you need to see to prove it.
It’s a 14 second clip that amounts to him acknowledging he’s a physical freak. What’s there to talk about?
Can we circlejerk about his hairline too?
circlejerk about corruption forever
Just be quick, have more than average arm length, and more than average hand size.
It’s so simple! Why didn’t I think of it!?”
Not even just above average, he has a massive plus eight inch wingspan and some of the biggest hands in NBA history, especially relative to his height.
So what if I have the opposite of that?
!Do I have any hope😭!<
bro does not know about the pitch fork mob happening in here over him nor do i think he would give two f$cks about yall either 😂🤣🤣
I think it’s more aimed at the clippers front office than him? I’m glad he got paid because the players are still underpaid compared to what the owners make. I’m mad that the team who circumvented the cap will go unpunished but I don’t shame Kawhi for shooting for the stars
Yeah I personally don’t care if Kawhi gets paid $200m/year but I’m annoyed the Clippers get to play with the cap like that. If this is the new precedent, I hope our owners follow suit
Well good thing the new Lakers owner has a ton of family experience with ignoring laws and regulations lol.
Luka about to become king of the forest
it’s so so so much better though, that they did all this crap, and still did nothing with it!
True that part is quite satisfying. “Streetlights over spotlights” lol
Shooting for the stars is such a funny way to word it. Lmao.
Haha I was struggling to find wording for “how can you pay me more under the table”
No every thread is also debating if he should just be suspended from the NBA forever, or if he should be thrown in prison. You tell people that per the CBA the only thing they can do to Kawhi is void his contract and make him pay back improper funds but folks don’t listen.
Guess you haven’t seen any the “ban Kawhi forever” takes then lol
Honestly he seems kinda autistic and its his camp moving shady-like
i don’t think we should be calling people we don’t know autistic, maybe he’s just bad on camera
I mean, I don’t blame his camp for trying to get him paid. I blame the billionaires for letting it happen.
I’ll never understand why fans root for the players to make more and more money.
Would you rather the billionaire owners make more for sitting in their offices? It’s not like the money Kawhi took was going to be donated to feed the homeless
I’d rather not care about either, and not have to get cost raises justified under the concept that players deserve more money when they already get generational wealth.
You think the reason tickets and prices are up through every teams arena and games are because Kawhi got paid money under the table?
You dumb brother?
The costs go up regardless though. And rising costs for players isn’t one of the justifications made for rising prices in the NBA because their pay is tied to revenue. Only the dumbest sports fans will fall for that nonsense in leagues where there’s a salary cap.
Not to mention that all players DON’T get “generational wealth”.
People are more upset at the league for allowing cap circumcision to be allowed
Cap circumcision is a crazy use of words lmao
You cuss on the internet I won’t tell your mommy
He doesn’t seem worried about the investigation probably because Silver is running it
Lmao probably because his lawyers told him “this might cost you 30 million of your 300 million at worst, you might even get a 6 month vacation out of it”
Turns out being told you cant work doesnt hurt nearly as bad when you are still worth the gdp of a small country
Hasn’t it already been concluded?
Why would he be?
He is already super rich and closer to retirement age anyway, I wouldn’t care either
The guy who was nickel and diming every team wouldn’t care about money?
About punishment bud
Kawhi could give a shit what else is going on 😂
As if the NBPA gonna let em touch one of theirs.
I mean from what I understand the nbpa protects him on this it would be the clippers held liable. Unless Reddit lied to me….
Is it possible that Silver is implicated?
Keep the smiles going, Kawhi
What it doo baybeeeeee
CONTEST W/O FOULLING points at board
Everyone ran here to make Aspiration jokes but this was the comment I was looking for
My man
He doesn’t need to reach or bail himself out with body contact because his positioning is flawless.
For sure, though the massive 7’3” wingspan, and some of the biggest hands of any wing in NBA history, also help.
GET IN HERE EVERYONE, ITS TIME TO PRACTICE YOUR SHITTY STANDUP ROUTINE
Two big hands, long arms and elite lateral quickness walk onto a basketball court…
Great, now his laugh is stuck in my head again
I sometimes think about his laugh when I’m at the grocery store or playing a Mario game.
Unfortunately you can’t teach length and hand size.
Hes going to give a passive income seminar as well
AHURR HURRRRR
You know Kawhi’s public affairs team must be activating all cylinders ahead of something bad.
He can always go play in China.
When did he start selling KL2 LLC merch?
Was thinking the same thing. Man does not give a fuck about the investigation lmao
Meet the Robinson’s
Kawhi is going to be a bad coach lol
Cool. Can he show how to bag 40mil w/o planting a single fcking tree though? Inquisitive minds want to know.
What sponsors is he trying to fulfill his end of the obligation for, so he is not just collecting a free paycheck?
The most important step is to get the fouling to give you millions of dollars, and then you don’t do it.
Which ones the long arm and which is the big hand?
As a spurs fan that watched him robotically play for the start of his career it is nice to see him opening up as he gets older. Fuck him still but still nice to see
I’d love to see him and marshawn lynch in a reality show/stream. They are westcoast organic comedy
what is up with all these kawhi posts lately (with crazy amount of upvotes) that have nothing to do with him getting millions under the table?
Fuck this clown
I find it quite unbelievable how little people seem to be blaming Kawhi in this shit
Salute.
Hands made for planting trees.
That laugh bro!!! 😆😆😆
Whats Will Lou doing filming in the background
See if he just did one PR photo shoot of himself planting a tree, all this nonsense wouldnt be occurring.
Aspire to be great and fun
Fun guy
He is such a fungi
‘Just be a 0.001% human, are you dumb?’
Now is not the time to sanitize his image lmfao
I don’t get it. Aren’t players allowed to get any endorsements they want? As long as it’s not detrimental to the league? Why can’t he get these deals outside of his contract?
Downvote if you think Kawhi should be banned from the league and the Clippers should be disbanded
so kawhi doesnt really smile because he has fake front teeth?
That’s his real teeth bro.
Is he teaching them how to circumvent the nba cap as well?
Jeffrey Ross look out, there’s a new roast-master in town.