Kawhi Leonard promotes an appearance in China, with a Raptors and Clippers jersey behind him: “August 22, see me in Wuhan!”
Suddenly he is healed and can do promotions now.
The guys in China must’ve been confused, Kawhi was really insisting he showed up in person for the sponsorship
“No no – I do sponsorships for everyone *except* Steve Ballmer. We good!”
Nah he just knows better now. No no no, I insist
I’m not sure it looks more like a hostage/ransom video.
Yeah he clearly hates doing promotions, it’s like they have a gun pointed at him off camera LOL
Tbf he could be at his own birthday party and his face will likely be the same.
This pic of Kawhi looking like he’d rather sell car insurance than hoop makes me laugh everytime
That game was on a Monday. You tell me how your face looks at work about an hour into your shift on a Monday.
What free healthcare does for a man
Lol. Not bad.
He can do them and look at how excited he is to be there!
When was he injured recently ?
Kahwi’s not trying that shit in a place where authority actually exists
Kawhi in his comedian era now
Could be an all time straight man next to a funny man
He is the Board Man after all
Time for the live-action Ed, Edd, and Eddie starring Kawhi as Plank
Board Man gets laughs
He does manzai with Mark Cuban who tries to explain increasingly unrealistic scenarios that would legitimate the money wiring operation surrounding Kawhi.
*gets away with hilariously egregious financial crime*
*rubs it in your face from a country where they actually punish financial crime*
Incredible
HYUHUUUHUUUHUUU
https://youtu.be/GWtyfChaG94?is=IyX9bFvbKRaMsh41
Laughing all the way to the bank
He is a fun guy afterall!
Kawhi involved in a scandal involving Wuhan?
Somebody check Uncle Dennis’ connections to the Wuhan Institute of Virology
Palbo Torre x Rand Paul crossover event congressional hearing has Silver in shambles
Gain of fun guy research
Pablo Torre has uncovered that there was an oopsie in the lab and the Wuhan organisation ( and their colleagues ) have funnelled $7.45 ………TRILLION out of the world economy into bank accounts located in (but not limited to) Cayman, Bahamas, Panama, Jersey, UAE, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Beijing and Hong Kong.
Drink AG1, get some therapy with Better Help and join us tomorrow to see what other whacky stuff Kwahi gets up to tomorrow.
Where’s fauci
He can no longer take the fifth due a copyright claim by Jayden Daniels
Lmao. Out of respect for Jayden Daniels, we will be talking about lab leaks
The Wuhan Claw Virus
Steve Ballmer, Anthony Fauci, and a billion unplanted trees.
The dots are all there waiting to be connected.
And a long drive off of a short pier for anyone who gets near to completing the connections.
I think people need to remember that Fauci took the 5th because he’s actively being politically persecuted by the Republicans. And their media machine salivates at any soundbite they can get.
Kawhi gonna bring back COVID II
The claws behind the pandemic
Yeah, first he did it to hide his strip club video. Second time out of aspiration
Kawhi & Rudy Gobert did Covid?
Kawhi, whatcha gunna do, inject him with the wuhan flu.
Kawhid-19
It’s my aspiration to see him in person.
I would never No show to this fun guy event.
I’d circumvent the globe to see him
Those no show jobs. Whatever happened there
It died on the vine.
I’d dance to some Daktronica music if I ever got the chance to meet him.
Meeting Kawhi would be a real score. Board man gets paid!!!
I bet we’d have so many things to talk about. I wonder if he’s also a huge fan of second-tier Rhode Island soccer clubs?
Never meet your hero.
Man fled to China
Lowkey insane aura loss
One of the best playoff runs of all time to get a country their first chip then proceed to beg for sidecash and trade away a 2x mvp just to not be there when they got slapped by “dominayton”
Unfortunately, I’m sure he’s very happy to trade aura for millions
Us nephews would never understand because none of us have any aura to trade in the first place
I would too to be honest. lol
It is sad af. Kawhi’s legacy post Championship is a joke
Top 1% commenter and you’re talking about aura loss.
Why does China seem to treat NBA players like kings - I swear they’d give their first born to these players if asked
Because basketball is massive there.
Plus its not as likely to meet or see your favorite player of you’re on the other side of the world from where they play
More than that the players seem to be so much more relaxed when touring. Maybe our sports Fandom culture really is toxic!
Lmao it’s not that. The NBA celeb culture is just absurd in China. NBA guys simply don’t get unbridled, exorbitant adoration like that in the US.
Take Kawhi for instance. In China, they’re treating Kawhi like a deity… while in the US, Pablo’s on his ass and he’s the butt of Aspiration jokes among fans. Where do you think he’ll be more relaxed? 😂😂😂
The place where he didn’t get busted for initiating corruption that undermines the integrity of the league? Wow imagination is crazy
I think he’ll be more relaxed in Canada
If we can get him here 😭
You mean their only born?
Lmao. That’s funny but just fyi the one child policy no longer exists
All NBA games are in early mornings, great to watch while living in their timezone. My every day in Singapore starts with Prime stream of a random game.
More basketball fans in China than people in the U.S.
Celebrity culture is wild, even Jokic gets a huge crowd
Yao broke the barrier
Yep. I lived in China for almost a year while he was playing. He was huge there. So were Dwyane Wade and Allen Iverson.
Celebrity culture is huge in china.
What is actually different? Are they not also worshipped like kings here?
It’s kind of refreshing to find a famous person who’s so bad at being on camera.
Yet somehow multiple companies are valuing him as the highest possible sponsor you could get. Getting paid more for his (non-appearances) work than Drake, RDJ, and Leonardo DiCaprio.
Maybe they’re paying him so he doesn’t make videos about them
The Lionel Messi of basketball
This is hilarious for so many reasons
Is Kawhi the first player to represent two franchises for a full offseason?
Only think to make it funnier is if Dr Fauci made an appearance next to Kawhi to promote Wuhan.
All of a sudden Wuhan has more trees than anywhere else on the planet
More than he ever did for Aspiration lmao
thats good for him I guess
Bros been wearing braids his whole career that it genuinely still throws me off that he’s been having the fro out basically all offseason.
Idgaf. Yall could never get me to dislike him. He’s so socially awkward and unintentionally funny, plus he can play. Looking forward to seeing him play next season.
He has no idea which team he’ll be representing
This dude funny 🤣trolling
He looks like he was kidnapped
Nah the dude in the clippers jersey looks like he’s been kidnapped 😂
Fr 😂
He really saying Adam sweet and Adam hasn’t done anything about it.
Does he know which team he’s on?
Who tf is paying this man to clearly read a script right off camera with no enthusiasm whatsoever
Balmer via cash injections to Evergrande
People were willing to pay him to not do anything at all. So him reading a script right off camera with no enthusiasm is probably a huge bonus.
If Adam Silver had balls, Kawhi would have been playing there, not just visiting.
Yo honestly he should have had the Afro look all along. It gives me pretty sick Ben Wallace vibes
It’s trying to fit in with Scottie
I read Wuhan, and it gave me a flashback to all the COVID-19 news.
That city must have some amazing fundraisers
Slowly Kawhi is starting to become my favorite player to watch now.
Honestly, I respect Kawai’s ability to get paid crazy amounts of money to do the bare minimum. And be one of the goat NBA players, I’m jealous I can’t lie. I respect the hustle.
Hostage video? 😅
Now I know why he prefers no work endorsement deals, the man is awkward asf
had he done this 10 sec video for aspiration and only that, none of this would have happened
Now see, if you could have done that a couple of times for aspiration you might not be in this mess. That’s all you had to do lol
Any Ballmer investments in China are now salary cap circumvention smh
The purple Toronto jersey is 🔥
I hope this fuck head stays in China
😂 Kawhi is effortlessly funny because wth is going on behind him
Put him in Road to Empress 3!
This could be AI and I wouldn’t be able to tell
Fuckin loser
This just in, Pablo Torre finds Kawhi had an undisclosed endorsement with the Wuhan Virology Lab.
Covering both teams! Smart guy!
why does everything he does outside of basketball seem so shady
Wuhan / Kawhi image rehabilitation tour
Fuck you
what the fuck
He gonna plant trees in wuhan? Or dance on jumbotron? Or play soccer???? Oh wait or build affordable housing?
Chinese companies are smarter to make him actually do promo work lol
He overseas until the season start
Fuck the Spurs I guess
— Kawhi probably
Dude probably doesn’t even remember being on the Spurs
Not crazy that he keeps doing promotions
is the guy in the raptors jersey gonna knock out the guy in the clippers jersey?? lolol
I don’t appreciate how they gave us the guy a foot shorter.
and the face he’s making looks like he’s ready to brace for impact lol
I just imagine Kawhi as Randy from South Park
Its aiyuk-esq. Hope this greedy mofo gets suspended on this day.
Clippers guy looks like Pablo
Because he’s Asian?
Whoa, thats interesting thought, the guy in raptors jersey is not asian?
Thought the exact same thing lol
Ugh Huh
He’s like Dennis Schroederinger’s cat
Is that Fun Guy?
He’s gonna plant some trees and sell some signs!
It’s me or since last year Kawhi is talking a lot more and doing a lot more promotions.
If only he did it for aspiration. Silver wouldn’t be pretending to be conducting an investigation rn.
This is the face of the man that knows nothing will happen to him
Get your paper Board man.
It would take 10 minutes to mimic how to say this in Chinese. Dude can’t even be bothered to put in that much effort for this promo?
Haha hes sending all these videos now to troll everyone.
Not about to be caught circumventing the cap anymore.
Dude is doing so many appearances all of a sudden. He got the message.
Fun guy
Oh Kawhi I dare you to have a stinker
This guy is funny af
Kawhi, NOOOOOOOOOO
That’s where he’s going to play
The guys in the background look like a Matan podcast sketch
Funny guy
These dudes will do anything the Chinese ask smh.
Your uncle on facebook is gonna run with this one
It would’ve been funny if Aspiration bought the Lakers
Firmware upgraded Kawhi
He always looks/sounds like a hostage in these 😂
fuck you kawhi
Lol, “they got a gun on me”. Please come see me.
So he does do endorsements lol
Now he’s taking money from China. Lmao
Just an absolute charisma vampire.
Shoulda learned Chinese buddy (would’ve been a great clip😭)
“im playing both sides, so I always come out on top”
KLaw always funny without even trying🤣
Wuhan? He picking up a virus too?
我是一个蜂该
Fuck Kawhi
“I’m playing both sides so I always come out on top”
Wu-uh-ha-ha!
I know Clips fans mad
guy in the clippers shirt looks exactly like Pablo Torre?
Uncle Dennis gonna be like Randy Marsh
He’ll take time out of his day to promote this but not a single mention of Aspiration anywhere. Completely on the up-and-up
This guy is such a fucking fraud
Make sure bring Dr Fauci to his sponsored office in Wuhan too
He got paid 20 million for this
Is this some sort of shaming ritual as payment for his shenanigans?
Pandemic K
Ni hao
The 30 for 30 about this guy is going to be jaw dropping.
I get the casual “authentic” style of social media, but up what’s with the terrible, lazy production? Dude’s just sitting in a chair in a bland room.
Cheat
Getting some of chinese money. Uncle Dennis gone international.
He could have just said “Wow, Aspiration is so good at planting trees” and “Have you seen that Daktronics scoreboard, it’s so good” and none of this nonsense would have been so big.
I pray this is in the 2 hour documentary on YouTube on this whole saga man. It might be the spike of the video.
anything for a buck, kawhi fucking sucks
out of all places, he goes to wuhan. kawhi is so weird lol
Could definitely be a stunt double for Ludacris
I honestly respect his ability to not give af about anything, and make loads of people mad while not doing it.
What if kawhi played for both raptors & clippers this season?
This motherfucker is doing everything but preparing for the season. He’s doing a world fucking tour of appearances. What a joke lol.
He’s gonna suck for the Raptors and want 35 games for load management.
Bing Qilling