Draymond Green surprised with a lion-head goose at his China Tour
I wish someone would surprise me with a lion head goose
Look behind you!
😞 There wasn’t anything there…
Same lol. Brine that goose and give it to me.
No but i could surprise you with my Barbados threadsnake
Same that’s one cool looking goose
Pause
A Goat would never be scared of a Goose
A Donkey, on the other hand…
This sub be funny sometimes 😂
Got me watching this again: https://youtu.be/-EdAw3lLjj4?si=s-pkKvrETayEOKL_
Still peak NBA content
Geese are pretty OP in nature honestly. Mean fuckers
They talk hiss a lot of shit at the park, but they all know who’s boss when my dog pulls up.
All honk no bite.
Canadian geese have plenty of bite too.
I think in the Where Winds Meet Chinese game there’s a goose walking around and if you attack it it’s actually really powerful and hard to beat or something lol
geese are canonically OP in wuxia
Yeah but so are Goats
What’s a goose to a goat?
Siblings. Both from the go family.
A lion-head goose does not concern itself with the opinions of goats
backpack runs like a bitch
Straight up got me thinking of Rush Hour when the lady was going to chop off the chicken when he was just asking for directions
Cheap Suits Cheap Suits
How cheap?! Cheap as hell?!?
Cheap suits
“I like my chicken dead and deep fried. You ever heard of Popeyes?”
me and my fellow 14 year olds used to rewatch the “heaven on earth massage parlor” scene all the time at our church’s lounge
Surprised he didn’t try to punch it
It’s not his teammate or a European so the goose is safe…for now.
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they have patched this up but KGs response to this is pretty funny - he didnt deny doing this he was just like “yeah man European guys talk a lot of shit”
kg also went after timmy but that shit just backfired LOL
lmao. i love that story.
Probably cuz that goose would fuck him up if he tried
Only because there’s no balls
It had no nuts to kick
It looks like a lion not like Jordan Poole
Only because it’s not in the Poole.
Came here for this
Risky move putting that long neck in front of Draymond
Ayo
No, that’s definitely Draymond.
As someone who has never heard of the lion head goose before, I had no idea what to expect. Maybe a Chinese art piece or an award or something? Nope, just a goose.
I expected some kind of long costume.
I mean. Or Isa funny looking goose at least. What noises is bro making to need those dangly bits?
Just looked it up. Nightmarish.
https://youtu.be/VY5xCkf_mZc
Are they showing him the type of bird they cooked for him?
I think that’s totally fair and good to know what you eat. Chinese people love leaving most cute bone in so they know with certainty what animal the meat stems from.
I like this a lot more than my ex wife and her children saying they only like nuggets and fish fingers because it’s not like meat and you can’t see that you’re eating an actual animal.
The level of alienation in the 21st century is crazy
Honestly very possible. They might be in front of a restaurant that specializes in this goose. There’s a statue of the goose right there. And a lot of restaurants in Asia like to show you the food as a little Mascot statue in front of their stores.
I got no idea but people in rural China love showing things off. And they might invite you in for alcohol even if you’re a stranger. I was under the impression that had this cool goose to show him
Yes animal abusing trsh
Confirmed: Draymond will never play for the Pelicans or Hawks
technically the raptors too
Lol thanks I knew I was gonna forget another. My brain was tired 😅
that boi goofy
They should surprise him with a Canada Goose
Good luck trying to carry a cobra chicken around. Those assholes are terrifying.
Exactly. Draymond finally abt to meet his match
Geese are very intimidating. They know how to get in your head. The reality is the average man can easily defeat a goose, but when they’re charging at you and flapping their wings, the sheer confidence and resolve of the goose can make even the strongest of men doubt their own strength. When Draymond turned around, he saw a mental toughness he had not seen since he played against Kobe Bryant. It is no surprise he acted as did. Who wouldn’t when faced with an enemy that determined?
Man draymond is losing his touch. Hed have punched the goose in the nuts 4 years ago
This confirms that Draymond will never play for the Atlanta Hawks, New Orleans Pelicans or be coached by Larry Bird. Scared of birds!!
Big scary ass smh
Yea, and the goose too
They show him the goose before eating it or sth?
Am I tripping or does he run past a gigantic one of those birds?
it’s fake
Yeah, looks like a statue of a goose
I like my chicken dead and deep fried, you ever heard of Pop-eyes!?
this is good intel, next time Draymond is choking someone out they can throw a goose at him to break it up.
Would be hilarious if he made that goose his personal mascot
I would have that same reaction, birds freak me out
It’s delicious. One of the best geese breed.
This guy eats goose 100% confirmed ✅
We found his weakness!
I sound feel made uncomfortable if I was trying to eat with a bunch of people hovering around me like I’m some zoo animal.
Leave it to Draymond to get a technical fowl in the offseason.
Bro did not want to eat that plate of food lol
I don’t think the lion head goose is his spirit animal
I for one cannot wait to hear him recount this story
“You chasin that Kobe China tour. They don’t love you like that.”
If he choked it, it would’ve cause area damage and paused time for about 6-10 seconds
Great court awareness, poor goose awareness
Angry, violent man doesn’t like animals. What next?
He better be careful, Draymond could’ve kicked him in the nuts
To be fair, if you only get a quick surprised glance, the head and neck looks like a snake. I’d be noping out too!
Fuck China
have you ever tried eating those wings? absolutely massive wings…i remember taking me 5 minutes to eat a single one cuz of how thick they are…some tourist would buy them to eat on the bullet trains as a lunch/dinner
Wrestles a (Go)bear, scared of a goose.
goose don’t want to be there tho 😢
Is he in China scouting a team for next year?
Wait , wasn’t he staring down a wolf or bear in that commercial?
Surprised he didn’t donkey kick it
I was expecting this be a present since that’s what “surprised with” means, but this was better since it was actually “surprised by”.
Who cares what Draymond is doing. Stop giving this guy oxygen.
Lmao 🤣
Animal cruelty trsh
Dude always flexing and threatening and ruining the game for teamates and opponents and can’t stand a goose what a pussy dushe
I would love to watch a travel show that just follows NBA players in the off season.
“it was a case of eat or be eaten”
It’s crazy to me that some people still hold LeBron’s comments on China against him, but you won’t hear a peep about all these other players doing China tours every summer.
That’s his uncle he no longer wants to see or ever speak with
Draymond seeing that lion-head goose and immediately calculating the Dray-kick angle like it’s Game 7.
Oh HELL No! WTF?!?!?!
How is he going to play against Wemby if he can’t handle this goose?
Baby poopoo soft. Charles Oakley would have hand checked that goose and the tank in Tiananmen Square. Thanks a lot Adam!
LMAO that goose is lucky he didn’t get kicked in the nuts. That dude was gripping that goose neck like Draymond held Rudy
I guess anybody can go on tour in China. I wonder when the Jakob Poeltl tour is
Draymong Green sucks. Post better players.
Being as miserable as you come across sounds like a terrible way to live.
Draymond got banned for choking players. GTFO
Thanks for validating my point. Maybe you should book that therapist appointment you’ve been procrastinating on.
I’m on it! Right after I laugh at you haha.
Real
I hate Draymond Green.
edit: love, I mean love
Get mental help
him or draymond?