We must all efficiently Operationalize our strategies Invest in world-class technology And leverage our core competencies In order to holistically administrate Exceptional synergy

Lamelo and Ant already asleep in the back

Not wearing a black turtleneck is a massive fumble.

Almost stamped all the boxes on my buzzword bingo card in 1 sentence lol

I’m a big fan of the sham-god between politics and big oil.

The crossover AND the intersection, you say?

This guy sounds like Kendall Roy. Ethos of a nonprofit but path to crazy margins 

How I feel after unplugging and plugging in the wifi router to fix it

LinkedIn the Movie

caring about environment and urging your peers to do so is a W even if cynical online ppl would rather nitpick your word salad

Funniest shit is that, this meme not just got out of the NBA twitter space, it reached my Twitter mutuals irl accounts, multiple of them are reposting with this exact clip, out of context lol

Jaylen Brown still stuck in Woke 1

Brothers, brothers, brothers

is bro trying to be tim apple lol

We’re going to leverage our cross-functional stakeholder ecosystem to strategically operationalize scalable synergies, creating actionable whitespace that unlocks enterprise-level value while maintaining alignment across the broader organizational paradigm.

Holy buzzwords

What my homeboy says as soon as the huzz arrive

How I feel after not taking my phone when I go to shit

how it feels to get grilled chicken at chick fil a

Ergo .. vis-a-vis .. I am the architect

“Hey chat gpt, I am doing a business seminiar and have no idea what to say. how can I come across as smart?”

“Say these buzzwords and throw some glasses on, mafaka”

Lol, when i was learning english, i used to jumble up a bunch of big words to sound smart and native but the trick is to be profound by saying less. Love the glasses though

Today we’re going to talk about the crossover and intersection between balding and thinning

I mean this is 2 sentences of a greater speech what did you expect to actually hear from a 10 second video?

It’s just him giving the purpose of the lecture. A bit wordy, but idk what we’re hating on, him using “big words”? Like it’s one sentence not the entire presentation

This is an extremely easy to understand statement wtf is wrong with this sub lol

Yea it’s a lot of “buzzwords” but the sentence is perfectly coherent and I’d be interested to hear the rest of what he has to say.

People want to make him out to be like LeBron talking about Malcolm’s autobiography, but I’ve seen some clips and he sounds more like Kareem. 

The Earth is at risk, and we have the names and surnames of those responsible. The consequences of greed and capitalism can be seen in the products we use, in the rivers we have poisoned.

I’ll never criticize someone who’s able to tie climate change back to the profit motive and extraction inherent in capitalism 

People in this sub are really dumb af lol

Would kill to see LaMelo or Ant try to do this

Amazing that a bunch of words were spoken but nothing was actually said

Hes getting clowned on in this thread because of his reputation but theres literally nothing wrong with the words used here. It’s concise and descriptive of what specific thing hes gonna talk about.

Faux-intellectuals always use these dumb buzzwords

You can spot a real genius who can convey complicated concepts in very simple ways

lmao, literally what dumb people think smart people sound like.

Umm, what’s the joke here? This is how lectures work on college campuses. The speaker will outline what the theme of the talk is about because it’s a good way to anchor the talk and make sure people understand the ideas going in.

Professor Brown 😂

This is a high school paper written by ChatGPT

Measuring deliverables and delivering measurables

This comment section lived up to expectations

So desperate for attention

I see why the Celtics traded him. Just a big clown. I hope he teaches people how to ethically farm organic, non gmo bananas

‘I still don’t think Bronny has what it takes’

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen anybody who is so obsessed with trying to seem like he’s the most intelligent person in the room

This guy is so funny. He tries to sound like the smartest man alive.

It’s funny on initial read, but when you actually go through what he’s saying here in context it makes sense (as long as he’s actually going to talk about those topics like social justice and environmentalism. The education part and the last sentence is kinda a given since it’s a lecture and he’s famous with lots of money that can influence those issues positively.).

But I never liked when people use the word intersection, it’s annoying and pointless imo. Also just get your point across without making people go through hurdles trying to figure out what you mean. Aim for clarity not complexity.

Me smart

This vid rlly fucked my twitter tl up

That’s a no from me dawg

Get this man on linkedin now!

Fuck he’s thick as pig shit.

Jesus fuck. Are there any meaningless buzzwords that he forgot to use?

He found a thesaurus !!!

Word salad

Me when I install ad blocker on chrome.

What are apples? Apples are food. When do we need food? When we’re hungry.

This sounds like it’s generated by chatgpt

How many times did he rehearse that line?

I was looking forward to the talk about investing in a sustainable future, while leveraging one’s platform and influence, along with combining one’s ability to raise awareness about education, social justice and environmentalism and how all of it intersects and crosses over

Buzz buzz buzz

Jaylen Brown is the smartest person in the world in Jaylen Brown’s mind

“And don’t forget to subscribe to my Twitch”

damn. all that in one class? dude speed running a whole curriculum

Analytically the 7th best TED speaker

Temu kyrie ass

Buzzword city. 

Lmao if y’all think this is buzz words y’all not really in corporate America. No boil the ocean, no circle back, no synergy.

Recent research has shown that empirical evidence for globalization of corporate innovation is very limited and as a corollary the market for technologies is shrinking. As a world leader, it’s important for America to provide systematic research grants for our scientists. I believe strongly there will always be a need for us to have a well-articulated innovation policy with emphasis on human resource development. Thank you.

Whoa, what happened? I blacked out.

Best schedule announcement vid yet. 

Me to my three year old when I don’t have shit planned for us that day

This is like when Liz Lemon won that meeting by just saying “synergy” and pointing to it on a poster.

I love JB but that’s a crazy word salad 😭

Is he selling solar panels?

Me after reducing my screen time after reading on my kindle

I thought this is r/LinkedInLunatics for a second

The hand position is exceptional. I really trust this word salad

Hope he cares about this stuff and doesn’t just hop on a private jet right after

Crossover and intersection in combination.

This type of sentence triggers a violent physical reaction in my body

Intersection is a nickname! Family name is intersectionality!

LeVerage. He’s just shouting out his teammate.

Word salad. Could’ve made it sound way less pompous