The time has come for a new Kawhi nickname
In light of his alleged extracurricular financial agreements with Ballmer and potentially everyone else, may I humbly submit:
Kawhi LLC
The Cash Claw
Fun-d Guy
Invoice Leonard
Kawhi Laundered
Kawhi Laundered is pretty good ngl
Fun-d guy got a giggle out of me
I don’t even know where you sitting at
Why not just Fund Guy? I don’t understand the hyphen
Cause Kawhi says he’s just a fun guy
Right, but Fun-d Guy is “Fun D Guy”
vs “Fund Guy”
He has the will of D
I like that one too lol
What if you lied
If it was money laundering
Surely there’s a Mr. Krabs opportunity here.
Mr. Klaw?
OP saved the best for last
Cash Claw was a favorite too.
Doesn’t really roll off the tongue well
It truly is and has me over here dying 😭💀
Laundered cuz he is washed?
Money laundering
It can be double meaning now
Fun D guy has a lot of meanings
Cuz it sounds like Leonard
Above the kLaw
The Klawback
Kawhite Collar Crime
This is normal collar crime. Find a new slant
https://d.newsweek.com/en/full/1543360/kawhi-leonard.jpg
Nah, that collar looks pretty white to me.
Memes on memes always gets an upvote!
I don’t even think it’s technically a crime. It just violates league rules.
what? do you know what white collar crime means?
edit: sorry guys i’m not hip to the lore
It’s a joke lol. Remember the coangelo collar saga
nah never heard of that, but word gotchu
It’s called a joke. Find a sense of humor lol
Google colangelo collar
I think I understand but also not really. Why is his collar so big lol
we dont know but he (or his wife) defended how big the collars were on his 5 burner accounts. If you dont know about that story you are in for a good read. One of them also claimed to want a medium sized ladder so they could smack embiid. Normal sixers stuff
https://www.theringer.com/2018/05/29/nba/bryan-colangelo-philadelphia-76ers-twitter-joel-embiid-anonymous-markelle-fultz
This is hillarious
and we almost didnt fire him because he was appointed the job by his dad who was appointed his job by silver. What an embarrassment on them
https://old.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/8pbkw8/neubeck_part_of_delay_in_sixers_process_was_due/
I forget if they mentioned this in the article but he also pretended to be a gay disabled parking attendant that he (Bryan Colangelo) would talk to very frequently. There is just so much in those burners.
White Klawler crime
kLawler’s kLaw: The first player to 100 million in hidden endorsements, wins!
We have a winner.
The handout
The Cash Claw is awesome, and a great 90s throwback
Kash klaw*
Fitting, seems like he and his team will grab everything that they can.
I vote this
Kawhire Fraud
This
i like this one
Board man gets paid (off the books)
Scoreboard man now!
bored man gets paid
Videoboard man gets paid
“Fun-d Guy” is actually elite. That’s the one I’d vote for. 😂
Scoreboard Man Gets Paid
“money money”
Kalshi Leonard
The Endorser
i endorse thee
Like that one
Klawback, when his contract gets voided and payments for services (not rendered) end up in civil suits
This was my thought as well.
Kawai laundered is elite🤌
I’d vote K2 LLC over Kawhi LLC, more fun to say.
Well his LLC is KL2 LLC
KawhIRS
White Collar Kawhime
Jayphilly?
relax, you will get him, although he will be engaged elsewhere
Ka-Ching Leonard
A bankruptcy clawback, officially an avoidance action, lets a bankruptcy trustee recover money or property the debtor transferred shortly before filing. Such transfers may be outright fraudulent, with assets quietly moved to insiders to keep them beyond the reach of creditors, or conveyed for less than fair value while the debtor was already insolvent. They may also amount to simple favoritism, satisfying one creditor ahead of the rest on the way down. In either case, the remedy exists to unwind the transfer and ensure creditors are treated equitably.
And there I thought basketball players are too tall to be paid under the table
Quid Pro Qwahi
The claw game - just takes your money
The Klaw Machine. It will always take your money, but rarely pays out.
Ka-wh, Ka-wh, Ka-won’t be playing next year
Breakin the KLaw
ScoreBoard man
The Tree Planter
KL2, after his many llcs.
Kind of in tradition with CP3, but also clearly a dig.
You could also add to it if he had a bad game.
KL2 Bricks LLC
KL2 Street Clothes LLC
KL2 Turnovers LLC
What I really want to see is the Klawback from the NBA.
The scalper
THE SILENT SPOKESMAN
The Kriminal
The Banana Stand
Klaw Machine?
I think Board Man still works just has multiple meanings
The Klaw Machine
Feed the klaw copious amount of cash and get nothing in return?
The rake?
The Clause
Klaw-suit
Clawback
LeBron.
Kawhi Laundered, nothing beats that
Scoreboard man
The laundry man.
The Piece of Shiit
No show Joe
DaKtroniK
the Clawback
I’ve always wondered why he isn’t called Nephew Kawhi, since there’d an Uncle Dennis.
Cookin the Books Leonard
The Clawnder
Ka-rime Leonard
The Claw Above the Law
KL2C
he had a nickname about not turning up for years, this one’s just the same joke with paperwork attached.
Kawhi am i thrown out the league
Money Klaw
Board man is still perfect
I agree it’s aged so well into a new meaning that fits with the times. The rest of these are like a 3rd grader joke attaching any words they’ve seen in narco shows to Kawhi
ATM
Wow you guys are good. Some of these are great.
I’ve been calling him the environmentalist in my fantasy league.
Kawhintuit
under the table guy
These are good fantasy team names haha
Too bad “The Heist” is already taken
Thief?
LeSpokesman
I like Tree Hugger
Kawhi Ghost Project
kawhi laundered
Cash claw lol
Board man got paid
Scoreboard man (he gets paid)
The Claw is still the best, because just like a claw game at the arcade, it costs you a lot of money and you end up with nothing.
Greedy idiot works too.
Kawernie Ladoff
Kawhi was a mercenary back in 2019, mercenarys fight for the highest bidder
Kawhite Collar
The Accidental Spokesman
Below Board Man
Kawhi “cash me outside” Leonard
Kaught
Tha Palmer
Margin Klaw
kawhi is the small fish and the easy target in this situation. black man about take the punishment for the white man yet again.
The ScoffKLaw
Kawhi Off-the-books Leonard
Dak Press-alot
Kawhi me a river KL-audit Klaw and Order Klawntroversy Compensation Klaws Kawhi Ledger Family Office No Cap Kawhi Chairman of the Board
Board Man Gets Paid
Look at Kawhi man. So aspirational
This is one of the times where Kawhi keeping a low profile has benefitted him massively. Imagine if KD did some shit like this, he would be getting slandered for months. Mfs are gonna forget about this Kawhi stuff in like a week.
I’m surprised at the reaction to this latest news. For some reason people are really upset about this revelation. I don’t know why this was the straw that broke the camel’s back.
you two get the nickname, ballmer buddies
Only if you accept yours as Torres Taint Taster
But really why does everyone care about this all of a sudden, and also it seems like people don’t really care about Kawhi as much as they do Ballmer and the Clips
Groot
The Tree
The cleaner
Kawahi llceonaed is also a bit funny
The frawd
Kawhat? Kawhen? Kahow? Kawho???
Funds Guy
Kawhi Launder
Fun-d Guy is honestly the best one on the list.
Kawhi Lembezzle
Pablo Torre is Kawhi Leonard father
Kawhi do that, tho?