Shaq getting stuffed by the rim after attempting to dunk for the first time in a while.
Youuu light my fire š„
You light my fire
I feel alive
Kevin Garnett screaming in a Nets jersey gif
Or y’know, Celtics Shaq
Might be Philly PGās song now
Unc donāt got it anymore. Father Time comes for us all.
You set me up, Erneh
If you take good care of your body even after you retire, you should still be okay i believe. Looks like Shaq hasnāt maintained
Shaq didn’t maintain before he retired
Shaq stopped maintaining at like 28 and relied on genetics
28yo Shaq must’ve not known about the programmed cell death that’s in everyone’s genetics
Still think if Shaq stayed in shape he would have gotten close to GOAT status like MJ and LeBron, dude was unstoppable even when he was 50 pounds+ overweight
I think he would be to many ngl. Shaq w kobe work ethic would have 10 rings. Youd have to really value playmaking and intangibles like finesse to make a case against him at that point imo
Can confirm.
It really just depends on the level of wear and tear on your body. Dirk took care of himself and he canāt even walk straight.
Even non-athletes this tall end up with all sorts of problems.
Dirk continued to play when he shouldn’t have though. That’s why his legs are done. He even talks about it himself in an interview. That’s not taking care of your body.
Dirk didn’t really take care of himself. I mean he did the basic necessary stuff to stay in shape but he never was a fitness freak. Also played injured which he later regretted.
He took one step and heās in tight fitting pants. I imagine he could still dunk if he wanted, this isnāt the worst look he could have
He is laughing. It’s entertaining. He knows. He has a good outlook, so not sure anyone thinks this is a bad look.
Yeah for sure. Heās also got hundreds of millions in the bank so I donāt think he gives a fuck about dunking anyways, haha
The preface of āheās got money so he doesnāt care about Xā has never been true except when talking about things money can buy. Likeā¦for the entirety of human history. You know people cared about stuff before money right? Lol
It’s crazy to think he couldn’t dunk this easily. I’m 58 and only 5’ 11” but if I was 7’ 1”. I think I could dunk a ball right now.
To be clear, the equivalent net for me would be 8’ 5”. I can absolutely dunk a ball into a net right now at that height. Shaq is cooked.
Wait another 30 years and try again
Sure buddy
Yeah cause your knees would be in the same shape if you were 7ā1
He’s also probably 350 lbs right now with knees that’s jumped thousands of times carrying 300-400 lbs of weight around.
If you kept your current weight ratio to 7 ft maybe you could dunk. If you were Shaq’s dimensions and health maybe not.
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Trust someone who’s under 6 foot to not know how bad the body of a tall person can age lol.
right? itās different when youāre knees has been carrying 350lbs for over 15 years
Watching a bot mess up in real time, wow
It’s crazy to think he couldn’t post this easily. I’m 58 and only 5’ 11” but if I was 7’ 1”. I think I could make a post right now.
To be clear, the equivalent upvotes for me would be 8. I can absolutely post a post into positive karma right now at that level. u/TakiBlower is cooked.
Iām sure you also have 42,000 regular season minutes of NBA mileage at center.
half of which weighing 375lbs
Thatās 312lbs according to above guys math.
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Especially someone who played 100+ games of the highest level of basketball a year for a living
Well it doesn’t really scale like that. Shorter/lighter people tend to jump higher in proportion to their height, so you have an automatic natural advantage.
But if Shaq had stayed fit, he could still dunk easily. He’s been fat and out of shape well before he even retired.
why are you bots responding haha
you ok bro?
It’s crazy to think he couldn’t dunk this easily. I’m 11 and only 9’11” but if I was 3’ 1”. I think I could dunk a ball next Tuesday.
To be clear, the equivalent net for me would be 1’ 5”. I can absolutely dunk a ball into a net right now at that height. Shaq is broiled.
The amount of force you need to beat gravity and lift 350+Ā pounds off the ground is immensely higher than the amount needed to lift your skinny ass.Ā
Just keep quiet and stop showing everyone how smrt you are.
Is this like a KD burner situation going on here?
whats crazy is the amount of people taking these comments seriously lol
Where are you getting that? An nba rim is 10ft. There is 1’ 2” difference between you and Shaq, so your rim would be 8’ 10”.
Also, more mass = more power required to move it. If you want to base this hypothetical off equivalents, you should adjust your weight to be equivalent to Shaq’s.
Marques Johnson clears.
Hes the guy whos dunking at like 65 right
Yep, thank god he took off that damn mask and turned his life around after the convenience store incident.
Wasn’t that Reggie Harding?
Marques Johnson played the character in the movie which was loosely based on Reggie Harding
“Nah, nah, this ain’t Raymond!”
Yessir! He had his 70th birthday just last February and I think he might be done with his birthday dunks (referred to it as the last time in the video).
Original point forward
After the attempt, Shaq proceeded to shit on the rim’s duffel bag
Told the rim he has 4 more rings than it
*three
Classic
Send this to Rudy right now
from this season
iirc rudy blocked his own dunk in our series hahaha
Angel Reese of the NBA
Is this recent? I thought he could barely walk now, much less jump a few inches as in this video.
I mean bleacher report just posted it
O ok I guess he’s gotten better. He had some hip surgery in 2023 and I don’t think he’s beaten Kenny to the board ever since.
Yeah he even did a dunk after check recent post
Yeah people are clowning it but this is kinda good for a guy his age and size.
They said Jordan wonāt go near a court any more, itās shocking but inevitable I guess.
There is a reason so many past players transition to golf, its not fun to try to play a young mans game when you’re old and used to be great at it.
Iām sure he still shoots around at home but doesnāt want a video like this circulating lol
Dude. He’s 7’ 1”. That net is like a 8’ 5” net for the rest of us.
At his weight being able to jump at all is pretty good.
Idk if I’d be able to dunk on an 8’5” net in my mid 50s
they also taking the new age drugs that help with weight loss plus the personal chefs they got.
He’s slimmed down a LOT.
Peptide Shaq at age 54 could probably play 6mpg today and be more playable than Wiseman
Ha what a loser
-me eating chips on the sofa
Almost ended up like Tom Segura
still can barely wrap my head around how Tom managed to severely fuck himself like that.
What happened to him?
He slipped on the gather and basically broke half of his body. He fell in some goofy ass chalk outline fashion and was stuck like that.
He didnāt slip. It looks like that but he explained on his podcast years ago that one of his tendons snapped as he was going up for the dunk. Thatās why his body just collapses after the leg just gives.
Wait could tom segura dunk before the injury?? No way rightĀ
The rim was lowered. They were raising it bit by bit when on his last attempt this happened.
Ohhh ok thank youĀ
Could not visualize at all what you were describing but after seeing it… yea he basically broke half his body
https://youtu.be/0ry5FJpOPRU
Mildly graphic.
how do you even fall like that? he just accelerated into the floor while chugging towards the net
The funniest thing Tom Segura has ever done is try to play basketball.
I don’t like most of his comedy, but the Steven Seagal bit is golden.
He’s been training dogs for like 47 years
It was embarrassing enough for him he started taking a shitload of HGH and working out because of this lol
So lucky they got this on video, wish we had Stav’s scooter wreck too.
Tried to do a layup and his entire body basically imploded
went from shattering backboards to stumbling backwards
went from shattering backboards to shattering floorboards
I wonder how older people on here that saw Shaq in his prime feel seeing that he can’t dunk anymore.
Fuck you.
Old, god damnit man. Iām 46. I remember him breaking backboards. He and Kobe were unstoppable.
Well Shaq joined the Celtics 16 years ago and watching him move then was sad
Also I will echo the fuck you from the other comment lol
The same way youāll feel when Cooper Flagg is head coach of the Seattle Grunge (a future NBA team) and he has a cane and a nose wart.Ā
Seeing someone as like a rookie and then being old enough to see them as a grizzled coach is weird af, and im just getting to that age where im seeing it. At least with Bron i was only 10 when he came in the league so he was āolderā to me but its still odd to see him as the old man lol
How many we feel?
That man ruined my childhood, and my back hurts
Backboards can finally breath easy.
as an older guy who can’t even touch rim i feel fine with it
Donāt say old. That hurts
Not surprising after his hip replacement, and being like 55.
Actually dunked after check new posts lol
Showing this to girls and telling them I can dunk like Shaq
I mean, at least he laughed about it, everyone’s gonna shit on him (haha) for his past but he didn’t get up bitching the floor is slippery or something
Shaq can get up in his feelings but if it’s not about his basketball legacy he can usually laugh at himself, he slipped and fell while he/Kenny/C-Webb were goofing around doing ‘warmups’ and he first thing he did was drop a Friday reference lol MY NECK AND MY BACK
He’s just like me fr
Shaqās not that out of shape but that is hilarious when a 7 footer canāt dunk š
Getting old sucks man.
this is what he looked like playing for Boston
And Cleveland! Cost us a championship
He is 2 years older than me and Im not in bad shape, but I would blow out both ACLs if I even tried to dunk right now. Y’all will be here one day…
How old do you feel mentally?
27
I’m in my prime!
Dude š
This man is only 13 years older than lebron
“Only”
Lebron is 13 years older than SGA
Steroids and hgh is a thing G
Here he is dunking - Dunkman 2026 episode 3
Time comes for us all.
The backboards remember 1993, the backboards will get their revenge.
I’d be worried about an achilles putting 400 pounds on it
Rim really just blocked a Hall of Famer. Time for Shaq to drop-step to the 8-foot hoop era.
When you find out your goat is washedš„
as someone who started watching the NBA when shaq was already a commentator, itās crazy to see him perform any feat of athleticism lol. the amount of force generated in that jump is probably enough to send several kids flying into near orbit lol. he seems to be holding up well for someone of his size, age, athleticism, and career choices.
That big olā spine had some dust from the bone shake and bake. Love my chicken at Popeyeās!
Spine tingler
My man is like Slim (with his 2” vertica)l on Sinband’s BlackTop Team.
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I bet he can dunk again if he worked out for itā¦ not that he needs to
He is such a great personality. So glad he is still on the tube.
Where’s Grant Hill at to give this man a sprite?
He ded.
We call it sprite…. He sprite
ONE OF US
Too many big macs like his time on the Lakers š¤£š¤£
Show us that 2ā vertical
Shaq tried
Thatās the rimās revenge.
That’s the rim’s revenge.
Should be a Commercial for his Sneakers brand “Dunk Man” , - might not fly like Jordans but they do look nice !! xD
He looks like he has lost some height in his older age.
He almost had it despite barely getting off the floor
I can only imagine how jacked up a giant like that’s spine must be by this age.
Heās fine. After a long high stakes career to be able to dunk is something
Three inch vertical.
Dang he looked HUGE during his playing days. Did he shrink? He looks short compared to the basket height.
His legs are way skinner
need a little more oop in the alley
Jokic officially more athletic than shaq
What happens when you miss leg day….
Owwwwwww
My Achilles!!!!
I blew out my tires š!
Diesel down!!!
Aint no fuckin way Shaq cant dunk. I tgink it just takes more effort than he is used to now. Also, FYI, Wilt could still dunk at 60 although he was leaner
All that elasticity is gone.
I love this man
Didn’t he dunk on the next try? Cutoff before that is funnier though lol
haha a Shaq a bitcg
Of course if you were 7’1”, 300+ pounds, and played 19 seasons of professional basketball with countless injuries, you might not be in the same shape.
This one is talking about what could grandma do if she was a grandpa.