Watching Shaquille O’Neal’s rap after knowing everything about his scat fetish: “Kobe, tell me how my ass taste.”
I hate the revisionist history from Shaq. Any of us that were around then and cared enough to read all the magazine features and local columns knows that they hated one another from 99-04 and both were trying to outdo the other at rings.
“Got one more than Shaq” Kobe after his 2010 ring.
And you can take that to the bank…
He got three because of Shaq.
And Shaq got 3 because of Kobe lmao
Love him, hate him, you cannot deny him
0 chance they win any of those rings without Kobe.
And a little help from the refs. š
Ask the kings
Yeah but I think you can make the argument that Kobe wouldnāt have won at that time with another center but I think Shaq could have won with a bunch of other guys.
They both didnāt win shit without Phil Jackson
ehhh that’s a stretch even though I know Phil is one of the GOATs
Literally won on the heat
We were talking within the context of both playing together
Neither has MJ!
maybe I’m not up to date on Shaq’s output, but I’ve had the impression that Shaq doesn’t deny the old negative feelings but instead says he’s grown since then or wishes things were different
He does both. Heās said multiple post-retirement that the Kobe feud was completely overblown by the media. Sometimes heāll acknowledge that they had their own personal issues and other times he makes it sound like it was fabricated.
I think the fact that they were able to mend fences somewhat allows him to look back on their time together with rose colored glasses.
As someone wrote,earlier, they didn’t like each other from the jump, but were cordial in public until Kobe ratted out Shaq’s affairs hoping to get out of trouble with the police in Colorado. When that came out there was nothing but hate from both of them for a very long time.
It wasnāt just negative feelings. As this song states, Kobe kinda ratted out Shaq to Colorado police asking how much this girl wanted to make the case go away. Because she was a star fucker and fucking crazy -but thatās not the point. Along with a politically motivated DA who had higher aspirations of office and was trying to make a name for himself, as well but again thatās not the point. In a majority small ass, white, racist ass town where everyone knew each other. So Shaq ended up getting divorce from Shawnee and then they just hated each other for the next 7-8 years. They started to mend it towards the end of Kobeās career. But there was a lot of bad blood from ā04 probably to 2012.
sir the question was is this your signature
Ā Because she was a star fucker and fucking crazy -but that’s not the point. Ā politically motivated DA who had higher aspirations of office and was trying to make a name for himself but thatās not the point small ass, white, racist ass town where everyone knew each other.
Ā Because she was a star fucker and fucking crazy -but that’s not the point.
Ā politically motivated DA who had higher aspirations of office and was trying to make a name for himself but thatās not the point
small ass, white, racist ass town where everyone knew each other.
Just say what you mean my man.Ā
Itās also not the first time Kobe didnāt listen to a No.Ā
For real. Saying a whole bunch of other unnecessary shit lol
Kobe even kind of admitted that he could see how she viewed it as non consensual
No that was part of dismissing the criminal charges and requested by the woman and her lawyers.
Yeah iirc it all started with Kobe not liking that Shaq was lazy at practice. Then Kobe ratted him out for cheating on his wife. Shaq then did the same thing and ratted out Kobe for cheating on his wife. They hated each other ever since.
Even before the laziness (or at least before that became the biggest sticking point) Shaq slapped or punched Kobe in practice back in 99. Their personalities just didnāt mesh a lot of the time.
Sounds like youāre making a lot of weird excuses for him raping her which is not a good look
Moreso he is implying perhaps Kobe didn’t rape her at all. None of us know the truth. Why do we feel the need to pretend that we do?
Because Kobe admitted that he raped her? If you say that you understand that the person you fucked didnāt consent to it thatās called rape
Wasnāt it it worded specifically to start off saying he still firmly believes it was consensual before saying he understands how her feelings may differ? Issa negotiated āIām sorry you feel that wayā not an admission of guilt.
Thatās still called rape weirdo. Each party needs to give enthusiastic consent. Itās not just offending someoneās feelings where you can say āsorry you feel that wayā about a joke, itās putting your dick in them. Pretty sure any sane person would tell you the other person needs to believe itās consensual before you fuck them.
Sorry you feel that way lil mans. I told you exactly what it is (classic legalese) & you went straight to name callin (which idgaf about) and yappin bout how you look at consent (which I also dgaf aboutā¦ ur views not consent since ik thatās ur main yappin point)
We had a trial, we know enough.
Still rape apologizing for him after all these years, fucking sad.
Yeah, nice post history BTW. You might want to think about hiding it before making a comment like that. You need help.
damn.. I missed out
Before MJ vs LeBron is was Shaq or Kobeā¦
Yeah just like that except they were on the same team and hated each other
Naw it was actually mj vs kobe
Couldn’t agree more. They hated each other lol. They both wanted to get away. Kobe almost went to Chicago, then Shaq ultimately ends up in Miami. Shaq referring to him as his little brother and acting devastated after her died makes me want to throw up. Its so fake
It didn’t read as fake to me. People will often feel foolish and heartbroken if someone they should have tried to have a good relationship dies tragically before they have a real chance to try to bury the hatchet because I’m sure they would have come to that point eventually.
Itās not fake, people are allowed to change and grow and have regrets.
Fake
good talk
Because dudes can’t hate each other, and then regret it? It’s like one the stories of all time.
“Hate this motherfucker”
Motherfucker dies
“Oh no. :(”
Even Achilles eventually cries over Hector. Not because he loved the man, but because death is tragic.
And they weren’t enemy combatants. They were rivals. In a game. Shaq can be sad about it, that’s not fake.
That man LOVES shit!
The Shaq files are going to hit like crazy 20 years from now
Shaqās PR team (and probably the NBAās team) doing some very heavy lifting. Shaq bullied teammates and team staff often with his own shit.
Somehow it just gets laughed off as ālocker room talkā or pranks. If anyone does that in any other industry they are fired with possible criminal charges.
It’s weird cause he seems genuine with how charitable he is outside of basketball but he’s been a horrific bully both as a player and as an analyst.
maybe. or you can become the head physician for the US womenās gymnastics program or maybe even president with that behavior.
Add Jim Jordan to the list
Won’t best the chudat files tho
He love the shit on top of CAKEs?
you know what iiiiiiiii like the most?
Him and Vinny Mac comparing notes.
He meant it.
Okay title is confusing. Who has the fetish? Shaq making fun of Kobe for having it; or Shaq has it and heās bringing Kobe along for a ride about it?
Shaq has a history of using his poop for pranks
Shaquille O’Neal would smear his own feces on the mouthguards or toothbrushes of players he didn’t like, causing them to unknowingly put them in their mouths. He would also deliberately force others to look at his feces, throw toilet paper smeared with feces at trainers, and even defecate inside another player’s basketball shoes so that the unsuspecting player would step into them. He once tripped the 80-year-old Chick Hearn, causing him to soil his pants, then took the soiled pants home in a plastic bag. He even spent an entire week filling a large container with his own feces and urine before dumping it on another player.
This is really making me reconsider ordering a Shaqeroni pizza.
Real Shaq shit in every bite
Why do you think he bought Papa JOHNāS specifically??
Him and Vince McMahon are a match made in hell
Why’d he take the soiled pants home
To poop in em
I wouldāve put a hit out on Shaq if I was one of his victims ngl
I hadnāt heard the one about taking the soiled pants home
Please say sikeā¦
Shaq is the one with the fixation on shit, and putting his teammates stuff in his ass.
https://youtube.com/shorts/ycuHFBXK5-8?is=M4xL4GYuiq0QIXfr
This isnāt the only story, just the first one I found on YouTube.
Shaq has had multiple instances of using shit to disrespect his teammates and rookies. He shit in shoes, farts in peoples faces, threw toilet paper with shit on people. Its very much a recorded pattern in his career. He also used pee. Dude was probably one of the most disgusting players ever after Karl Malone and other pedophiles.
Okay and now we’ve got a second and third rabbit trail to wander down…
Heās paid and flown out OFs girls to shit on them.
God forbid a man have some fun in his retirement years
You got proof or just trying to join the conversation?
https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/s/J63CtOwIZK
This was after the Lakers lost to the Celtics in 2008. Kobe got the last laugh by winning in 2009 and 2010 to tie and surpass Shaq in rings
Mmm I donāt think thatās really the last laugh in this story.
What would it be?
That helicopters name? Shaquille OāNeal
The fog that brought it down? Kazam did that
Not sure about laugh, but being alive is way better than having 20 rings.
Yeah I don’t really think which person died first is much of a consideration in goat debates but okay
Well Shaq could win another few rings………..
We do not know when we will die. Just that it will happen.
He lived next to Diddy?
No, Diddy lived next to him.
No, Diddy lived next to him
Diddy lived next to him.
Diddy is in me spiritually?
Pause bro tf
No no..let him resume. You know there aināt no party like a diddy party..Go on!
This was such an funny moment when it happened.
Shoutout to Corey Gunz.
This the same guy on 6 foot 7 foot?
What are you even trying to say? A funny or unfunny?
He got a what now??
Something in common with Ice Spice.
My boss āWhy are you walking around singing Kobe, tell me how my ass taste?ā
The flow ain’t half-bad tbh but some of these lines def haven’t aged well
Eh the flow was kind of crap imo. He rhymes the same words over and over. His talent in rapping was still probably better than his basketball talents. He couldn’t dribble, pass, and worse shooter than your average high school Hooper boy or girl. If he wasn’t insanely bigger and stronger than everyone he wouldn’t have sniffed the league.
Nephews just say anything these days huh
Are you related to Kobe or something lmao
Lol. No. Just can’t stand what a piece of shit Shaq is/was and take a chance to knock him when I could. Did I say anything that was wrong though? His dribbles were decent for a big man, but nothing he had no other skills. He was just big and bulldozed everyone. Imagine him being 6’6” the average height of an NBA player. You think he would have made the league?
No he probably wouldn’t have made the league if he wasn’t gigantic, and if you didn’t have some sort of brain injury you probably wouldn’t have made this comment.
He was an exceptional dribbler and passer for his size. You’re very wrong about those things. Great footwork and IQ. Shaq was incredibly skilled.
You know Shaq did something unscrupulous unbeknownst to Kobe while they were teammates. That is why he said that.
Shaq is just disgusting.
Probably watched Kobe brush his teeth, since heās on record saying he rubbed multiple teammates brushes in his cheeks.
Dude is beyond foul.
Heās like the final boss of insecure āhyper masculineā 80s-90s jock culture.
I got a vasectomy & now I can’t breed em is wild!
Bars
CONTEXT: this was right after Kobe lost to the Celtics in 08
at this point their beef was still going and Shaq had more rings than him
so the title is misleading
Wasn’t this after shaq won his 4th ring in miami?
What is misleading about the title?
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What makes you say that?
#EVERYBODYKOBEHOWMYASSTASTE
So shaq like getting his ass ate. Did he learn that from diddy?
What do you get when you combine Shaq and Diddy? Shiddy
Ewing catching strays
The Shaq Shit Saga has really changed how I look at this dude but his song with Biggie āCanāt Stop the Reignā is a BANGER
After hearing his line about Kobe and learning about Shaq’s shit fetish, I am worried that he put some shit in Kobe’s food.
āTell me how my ass tasteā š¤
Good tune nglš
Kobe went to the finals 3 years straight without Shaqš¤£
This was after dwade and shaq won in Miami. Kobe deffo took that personally and shut shaq up lol
Nah this was after lakers lost in 2008
Yeah they won in 2006. This was in 2008 where shaq had 4 rings and Kobe still 3
I hope this comment gets 100 down votesš¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ 5rings>>>4! KOBE ā¾ļø
I remember when this clip came out on a hip hop forum I was in, and folks were losing their shit at Shaq still beefing with Kobe.
Fast forward to present time, this aged horrendously lol. From gloating about Diddles to allowing Kobe to embrace Shaq’s salad.
Wild times.
It astounds me how much they were able to accomplish together despite hating each otherās fucking guts š
Shaq wtf man
Whatās a scat fetish?
He gets pleasure interacting with feces
https://youtu.be/Hy8kmNEo1i8?si=SgE4b4bxW8D91th7
I am not clicking this shit bro
He likes jazz
The internet has permanently ruined so many old clips
How so?
That is more than a bit weird.
Toothbrushes.. what the hell
Dude is up there with Vince McMahon for a specific fetish
Press: What does this championship mean for you? Kobe: one more than Shaq. š
His what now???? And why do we know this?
Aparently Shaq raps more intelligibly than speaking normally.
Shaq shit on rookies
Shaq shit in shoes
He once held his own poo
and showed it to a man named Lou.
Him and IceSpice should make a song about shit
He lived next to who?
Is this a reference to his pranks or does he actually have a shit fetish
Gross āpranksā that go too far.
Edit: I was unaware of the full extent of Shaqās poop play. Dude is gross.
With this many instances, it aināt pranks, itās fetish
I honestly don’t know how else to explain someone putting an 80-year-old Chick Hearn’s poop-stained pants into a plastic bag and taking them home as a souvenir.
I hadnāt heard that one. Nasty.
“It’s just a prank, bro”.
Shaq shit context
And this is why Kobe is over Shaq all time.
Went back to back after this stupid shit.
IM A HORSEĀ
I amā¦..Kazaam. So yāall can green eggs and ham it.
What fetish does he have Chuck?
The fact there’s a Wikipedia page on their feud is incredible
I did not like his gait.
Lyrics go something like. šµ”Shaqtin a deuce. Catchin a crap. Whateva u call it. I love me some scat. I ride or die wit da General, cuz he gots dat low rate. Yo, KOBE! Tell me how my ass taste.” šµ
Friends Don’t Let Friends Shaq Diesel.
Ahah that wasn’t half bad
Is everyone in here brain dead he doesnāt mean Kobe has literally tasted his ass it means Iām still ahead of you, as in my ass is basically in your face tell me how it tastes
āI can flow like pee, cominā out you-know-what. Or some dookie, diarrhea, cominā out your butt.ā Pure poetry by Shaq.
& for him to cry š¢ when Kobe passed away. You talked shit about him and hated on him when he was alive cause of jealously.
When this happened, it was hilarious. Now we know about Shaqās poop fetish and itās really not funny because Kobe probably knew exactly what Shaqās shit tasted like.
The more I learn about Shaq, the more I utterly dislike him. Thank god he wasnāt raping people but Jesus Christ dude.
his whomst
Is this summer we cancel Shaq? WTF is going on. Reddit neckbeards are weirdos
How do YOU know of his fetish š
Just look up Shaq locker room āpranksā
Making extra bank shitting in a box
Shaq is a strange guy at heart, you have to appreciate that about him. Usually personalities like him are sanitized, but he is himself for better or worse.
wtf are you talking about lmao. Shaq doesnāt even curse or drink on camera in order to keep his image clean for endorsements. His entire shtick is portraying a goofy, philanthropic giant. His PR agent stays working overtime, and the fact that you think his on-camera persona is his actual personality means itās working.
Shaq doesnāt even curse or drink on camera in order to keep his image clean for endorsements.
Obligatory.
Dude, shaqs entire life is sanitized. He harassed his teammates putting their toothbrushes in his ass. You have no clue what you are talking about
Heās a big bully who has never been held to account.
I used to do work for the NBA on TNT. One time I was out behind the studio to grab my food delivery. Shaq was sitting outside is his big blacked out SUV that apparently had like a police loudspeaker on it.
Charles Barkley walked by and didnāt notice Shaq in the car, so Shaq turns on the loudspeaker and screams āPUT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HANDS IN THE AIR BEFORE I ARREST YOUR ASSā and Barkley just about shit himself.
It’s weird to describe someone with the word sanitized when he likes playing with his own feces.
Can’t be THAT sanitized playing shit all the time
Shaq coulda beat Kobe to a pulp. Kobe be in the gym at 4am but it doesn’t matter, Shaq coulda folded him like a lawn chair.