The moment it was evident that the Knicks were going to plug their way to the championship
For Josh Hart to have the presence of mind to goose his friend during this celebration kills me
Presence of mind? More like absence of mind
Absence of mind? More like thumb of ass.
“Hey Jaylen, does my finger stink?”
I feel like Josh Hart has been doing this to Jalen since college.
Bro the way Josh keeps celebrating like it wasn’t him is funny af
“We’re all trying to find the guy who did this!”
Goose? Nah, goosing is like a pinch. This is a full on farmers thumb searching for a moist dark place
Clearly not the first time he’s done that either.
Jalen made sure Josh wasn’t behind him during the *conference Finals (thanks u/clown_shoe)
https://streamable.com/hhy06y
That might be the conference finals. After winning a chip Jalen put a towel over his head and bent over pretty much immediately.
Muscle memory 😂
Ayooooo
Bro loves the brown knuckle
Definitely not the first time lol. Jalen has the look of “bruh again?” lol
Josh: “Slap-ath???”
Literally got a chip while finger-popping each others bootyholes, bruh
He was gay, Jalen Brunson?
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Whoosh
But it’s the first time with confetti and a trophy 👍
Like riding a bike
So it’s fine for an NBA player but I do this and I get kicked out of Barnes & Noble.
That’s because I’ve told you I don’t like it touched so early in the morning
Barnes is cool with it..Noble is another story
book is aight with it. right, kendall?
“Well your 16 year old daughter didn’t say that she DIDN’T want to play the game…”
Yeah but she’s mentally handicapped.
And you removed her from her wheelchair to do it
after she died in the collapsed roof accident
Oil checking your daughter, is that even legal?
If you don’t teach her how someone else is going to
I was going to say we found Karl Malone’s burner but that’s probably too old for him
So it’s fine for when an NBA player does this, but I do this and I’m the bad guy at the battered womens shelter?
Josh Hart’s thumb will live forever in the anals of Knicks history
No buns intended
Deff going down
Didn’t Josh Hart girl did this to him during the parade?
He was so mad too
“Tell Josh, I want him to know it was me.” -Jalen Brunson
Yep
I still can’t get over him turning around so abruptly like a shopkeeper who caught you stealing in Morrowind
And then he just continues to stare lmao. It kills me that even tho everyone is still celebrating, Jalen just turns and stays facing hart lmaooo
Wemby: “I’m in your head”
Josh Hart:
Just realize now how crazy both nba cup and nba finals was both played by knicks and spurs and knicks won both
Foreshadowing
The only team in NBA history to get the double
Hang the banner, but not sarcastically this time.
Every group of buds has a guy like this - you just hope he doesn’t do it in a setting like this 😂
nut slapper, nipple pincher and butt thumber
This always makes me crack up.
Thumbs up to that
Sexual assault, lifetime ban
This but almost unironically. Growing up as a guy and having to deal with all your friends hurting/sexually assaulting each other constantly is so lame. I know lots of people find that shit hilarious but I was over it from childhood
On the for real I feel this. People think they can just touch me and I’ll be fine with it bc I’m guy.
Spoiler alert I’m not fine with it unless you’re someone I am pretty comfortable with.
I’d hope that this is something that JB and the others confirmed they were okay with before Hart started doing it
Hell nah, this them NBA/NFL players hobby. Chill out lol.
At least it’s not the old John Hopoate Crouching Tiger Hidden Finger trick on opponents. He was feeling around in there like a proctologist between tackles.
I would have had to unalived that dude lol
Yeah I was very serious
You have first hand experience or is it just a fantasy of yours that they do this all the time?
And then the whole organization got pink eye the next day
That 2-9 stretch looks so bizarre in retrospect
Such a weird thing to do
Don’t knock that man’s hobby lol.
Don’t knock it if you haven’t tried it
Team chemistry is very important
Team chemistry < Team centipede
Brunson looking like “Hellna, celebration is over”
Hellnawl he can’t do this
Millionaires playing grabass in front of the world.
Nah, just grab em by the pussy is what our leader suggests.
Yeah, Hart should just grab Brunson by the pussy. Clearly a traitor to dear leader because he doesn’t
I hate how much I relate to Josh. Love em
pause
Pause my ass. Literally.
enhance
Play and fast forward.
You made dwight howard very proud
Josh is the living embodiment of intrusive thoughts
Hmmm
I get that it’s hot, but moaning is a little weird
Love Josh Hart
That shit will never not be funny
I should’ve known it would be Josh
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Some cultures play such games. Google Ddong-chim, its also referred to as “Poop-needle”.
Sexual assault culture. It doesn’t look like Brunson was playing along
Boof is the troof, son
You can’t pull a move like this and not win the championship
🎶 step back you’re dancing kinda close 🎶
☠️☠️☠️
Thumbs up to that!
G@yyy
This post is proof that the post title is all you need to farm karma
I respect it tho lol 🫡
NY baby…
Jose Altuve real jealous
I can’t wait for next season
This will always make me laugh 😆
Do you want a thumb in your ass too, or are you thumbing people’s asses for “jokes”?
Oh get a life… those two are and remain good friends so get outta here with your sickness
Sickness is not wanting a thumb up your ass? Does it look like Brunson liked it, he was ready to deck Hart for that stupid bullshit. Shit is toxic. You act like he needed a thumb up his ass, I guarantee they still win without this SA nonsense. I guarantee that incident tested the fuck out of their “good” relationship and I’m sure it made it worse. Would you do this to your friends? On national television? No, because you know it’s completely fucked up
Seek help sir, seriously I’m concerned about you!
You’re pro non consensual thumb in the ass on tv and I need help? Brother, you are lost
Those two are FRIENDS…what about this aren’t you understanding?
It was a JOKE Mr. Homophobe.
Get over it, because clearly they have!
People laugh at jokes. Brunson is not laughing. How do you take what I’m saying as homophobic? This is clear sexual assault even if Brunson has internalized it for whatever reasons. I’m asking you if you would do this or accept it as a joke upon you in public. Probably not. I don’t give a fuck if they’re DL lovers, it was clearly not consensual behavior. Bisexual men can assault each other
Oh dear…NOW you’re throwing in ‘consensual’ and sexual assault…mixing things up because you look like a jackass?
Did you see the two FRIENDS at Donovan Mitchell’s wedding yesterday?
Again Mr. Homophobe, seek help and get over this incident that clearly has traumatized YOU.
Non consensual touching of a sexual nature IS sexual assault. There’s no mixup. It doesn’t matter if they’re still friends they can hash it out however they want, it doesn’t change the fact that it was SA. Even if they’re ok with that out of the public eye, clearly it wasn’t ok on camera.
Now thats funny 😆
If they start losing hart is gone, that shit is only funny when you’re winning
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I’ve definitely had that dream about Sophie Cunningham.
bro into long backs
Long big backs