LaMelo and his son LaOne
Hopefully Melo’s smart enough not to name his next son LaDeuce
LaTwo?
LaEight the Sandbox
LaIght the Beam
LaOcho
LaNother One Ball
LaTwo Fast LaTwo Furious
That’s how you remember your kids names when you’re gonna be 14 kids in
Bold of you to assume that he can count to 14.
LaTwa LaTwe LaTwi
LaTrey and LaQuad are next
My money is on LaThree and LaFour.
Nah he’s gonna have it with a Mexican chick and name it LaDos
That’s exactly what I expect to happen but at this point, I think the second one getting a regular ass name like Mike would be somehow worse. At least the two kids can split the misery.
LaMike
Throwback to LaMichael James on the 49ers. Haven’t thought about that guy for years lmao
I think the second one getting a regular ass name like Mike would be somehow worse.
LaMelo the type of guy to call his kid Richard so he can go by “Dick Ball”
LaRichard “LaDick Ball”
Well, he did get a haircut like Tatum’s….
Looks like a basic haircut to me.
Good point lol
Eric Collins screaming “THE DEUCE HAS DROPPED” as he hits a logo shot would go octuple platinum
LaTwo
LeDeaux
LeDeuxième
LaBron
Idk if I’d rather be named LaDeuce Ball or LaOne Ball… LaDeuce better whole name, LaOne better first name. But how is his nickname not gonna be lance armstrong or somethin like that lol
It’s LaDeux
He isn’t
LaDos
LaDuplo.
Kid is gonna be 6”9 285
And called LaOne
LaOne Ball
He didn’t think that thru
He did. His brother will be named LaOther.
LaTwo ball
With apologies to Dr. Seuss’s estate…
Out bounced LaOne and out bounced LaTwo,
with basketball jerseys and sneakers that flew.
LaOne spun the ball on the tip of his nose,
while LaTwo dunked a donut and struck a pose.
LaSpare
Laone the second
LaOne brain cell
what a douche
Oh shit i just clocked that. Am i dumber than a Ball?
Oh shit lmao
Lamao
*LaMao
I hear he’s a real problem for the sixers
I hadn’t put both names together in my head yet. Lmao that’s ridiculous.
I was just thinking about Lance Armstrong the other day actually
Better than LaNo Ball
His shoe releasee is going to be epic.
“Breaking: LaOne Ball just dropped.”
LaOneMoreDonut
LaOso
Please don’t tell me that’s his govt name 🤦♂️
The Pelicans will be saved
LaBoon
I’ve said it before but Lamelo is a Danny McBride character
“Besides getting shot in the back of the head, do you know what else Abraham Lincoln did?” -Melo too prolly.
Hahaha this is a great comparison.
He does feel like a charicature of a real person/basketball player.
“Fundamentals are the crutch of the talentless”
Melo to his barber: Make me look like Tatum
Thought it was him at first.
Had me concerned for a moment but JT’s son is El Deuce
JT’s son killed Kurt Cobain?? Nooo…
Tatism
Looks like obj
Damn, if LeBron was operating on 2 brain cells, that could’ve been Bronny
LebrOne
LeOne
Thank God he has a driver now
Wouldn’t want to endanger his child
This seems sarcastic but yeah
Maybe it was part of the trade requirement as a way for the team to protect the citizens of the city.
Why is noon talking about how stupid this name is. Poor kid
I feel everyone’s ignoring the last name here
oh my god he’s gonna get bullied so hard in middle school
I think being the son of a multimillionaire nba player, and most likely being athletic and good at ball too will help him out some
Bold of you to assume Melo won’t have blown every dollar of his earnings by the time his kid is in middle school
His uncles and grandparents are rich too.
On the other hand, nominative determinism theory: dad and all the boys he had played some level of ball
*Le un ballon*
I’m crying
Look at how naming kids is going, this’ll be a normal name in about 5 years
I’ll never forget being at a family party a few years ago and one of my uncle’s relatives has a son that’s around my age (30’s) and he brought HIS two sons with him: Sasuke and Naruto. They’re white as snow. I fucking wish that was a joke.
I was working in an elementary school and met a girl born ≈2018 named Khaleesi
Wonder how much her parents regretted that after the finally
A surprising amount of people named their daughters Khaleesi because of Game of Thrones. I actually kinda like it as a name because it sounds nice (to me) but I could not imagine naming my child after a character from a TV show. Her name isn’t even Khaleesi in the show either lol it’s Daenerys, Khaleesi is her title as queen of the Dothraki. But yeah I’m sure a lot of people regretted the choice to their name their kids that after the final season.
r/tragedeigh
Because it’s completely expected from LaMelo lol
There was already a whole thread about it
Just that LaOne?
LaSon
Arguably the worst name of all time
We all know why. It’s Reddit.
Bruh that’s what you’re really gonna name your kid…
So the kids name is LaOne Ball? How did 2 parents both agree to make middle school hell for this kid?
his grandpappy is LaOne Foot
I think middle school will be fine unless lamelo does a speedrun on losing all his money. At least people will be nice to his face…
You’d be surprised. Bullying knows no economics, sometimes it makes it worse. Especially because this kid’s money won’t be that impressive to his fellow middle schoolers.
Adorable baby. Stupid fucking name.
Shitty outfit (dude has negative style). But wearing that dad grin properly.
The baby’s little chain over the bib is pretty funny.
Yall some bum ass haters lol
I don’t trust someone that doesn’t hate on a name like LaOne
What are these clothes man
hahahahahahah
Adam Sandler outfit, Jayson Tatum haircut
Yeah this is how everyone dressed in the early 2000s. Especially hoopers. Very funny to see my cringe pics coming full circle
I’m aware, I’m 35. Just of the opinion that some fashion trends should be left in the past, lol
2005 beat
His baby looks super cute and not frightening to the noise.
dressing like his father here. no dna test required.
Even the way he walks
Lamelo on that Keldon Johnson diet
People treat their kids as props and it’s sickening. That kid is going to have to go around life with that name.
Kid is simultaneously one the luckiest people to ever live but also doesn’t stand one chance of becoming a well adjusted human lmfao
LaDynasty
LadyNasty? He needs to have a daughter
Shadynasty maybe
Why’s he look like Wario to Tatum’s Mario
I feel bad for his kid. Not only is he going to be nicknamed “One Ball” for the next 18-20 years, but he has to have LaMelo drive him to events in a few years. At least he’s filthy rich.
I feel like he kinda looks like a light-skinned Michael B Jordan in this video. Also wtf is the name LaOne
Is it pronounced ‘ la one’ or is it like ‘la oh-nay’ or something
Why do Lamelo’s teeth look XXL sized
LaEmbarassing
Perfect example of a parent naming their child solely for their own sake, instead of the child’s at all.
Is that a tragedeigh? I feel like it’s more of just a really bad name
That’s really his name?
I swear names like this shouldn’t be allowed. Poor kid needs to live with that bs lol
He looks like Tatum’s evil twin
Tatum’s Waluigi
I hope he names his next kid LaBron
LaOne Ball is insane
Thought it was Tatum
That’s baby wants more food
Of course he does lol, look how big he is already
I hope Edwards won’t teach him how to do that or we would have LaTwentyOne in couple of years
That’s Tatum in disguise
Next one gon be named leflare
I will never be able to take LaMelo seriously. He’ll eventually be a 60 year old man with grandchildren and I’ll still think of him as a stupid kid.
That poor kid!
LaOne Ball? Seriously, what the FUCK is that 😭Sounds like a WiFi network.
LaWhat
Jesus Christ that name sucks
“LaOne Ball” is diabolical
LaMelo has LaOne brain cell
This guy is a moron
This is LaTarded
that might legitimately be the cutest baby ive ever seen
anagram for alone
its so cute how cute the child is plus la one is such a goated name
Dude gonna get called Lance Armstrong at school
At least he didn’t name his son “MySon”
Temu Tatum
He looks like temu tatum
LeUn
LaOne Ball.
imagine you have your first son and you name him laone
LaGondorcallsforaid
LaOne Ball? Umm……
LaHimothy
Cute ass baby, stupid ass name
hopefully he doesn’t LaRun out of his life
naming your son “LaOne” is begging him to get bullied at school.
La whoooooo
I can barely recognize bro 😂
What does he call himself? LaMe?
Why is he leaning back so far?
This dude is such a clown lol. Wow
I hate that the family stuck around, I was hoping they flamed out
Tall and talented dumbass
I’m surprised he’s not named LOB (LeChosen One Ball).
It still would be silly but if he named him LaJuan it would get the point across.
Lamelo really is ugly
Cute baby, but that name WOOF!
Laone???? Wtf
Thought that was Tatum for a sec
Buddy gotta trademark that name now. It’s ghetto fabolous but I like it
Can DCF or someone step in and get that name changed?
He should take care of his other kid too.
This is up there with aquaman naming his son aquababy
Who LaCares
Nice way to F*cked up his “La vida “
LaOne Ball is absolutely insane. Blasphemy
Bron and 69 had a son and named him lamelo
StayOne
Maybe its pronounce lay-oney
He has Le one Ball….. I’m sure the kids on the playground will have nothing to say about that. Poor kid might as well be named Sue
Looks like the lower half of his body is trying to escape the upper half of his body
Lamelo is just so immature I would not want him on my basketball team..
LaOne is already thinking about crossing toddlers up lol
Nice he named him after his grandfather LaOne Foot.
I don’t hate the name for some reason 🤷
Nice shout out to Lance Armstrong with that name
That kid’s got the look of someone who knows his father is a mess.
Yall can’t help but hate on this dude and all this is is him enjoying time with his son.
Some actually genuinely deeply miserable pathetic people lol.
LaOne move.
LaOne ranger
LaOne ring to rule them all
LaOne piece
He’s gonna grow up correcting everyone that his name isn’t Laone (Lowne? Loan?)
Me brain glitched and i read it as “ LaMelo pulled up to La Puerto Rico with his son LaOne
Just pulled up to Puerto Rico
LaOne? The child’s name is laOne?