legend023 | Pelicans

1223 | a day ago

Kuzma’s tweets are more unpredictable than his jump shot

deemerritt | Hornets

336 | a day ago

Median voter

daft_dunkwwwolfey | BOS

144 | a day ago

We showed this chimp the median Kuzma possession and he blinded himself

TupacalypseN0w | Hornets

23 | 21 hours ago

Kuz Bone

TheGoddamnSpiderman | WAS

9 | 19 hours ago

Fun fact: Ken Bone is still active on Reddit using the same account as 14 years ago

I_really_enjoy_beer | Bucks

40 | 21 hours ago

Radical centrism.

The_MadStork | NYK

24 | 21 hours ago

NYT can skip its voter interviews and just follow Kuzma around

EliminateCrackas

5 | 15 hours ago

it would at least be more grounded in reality

Optimal_Brain_2908 | Bulls

48 | a day ago

Seriously, the second he reads that Dundon wants to move the team away from Portland’s woke mob he’ll be back on board.

EpicCyclops | Trail Blazers

71 | a day ago

His very first reply to a comment is implying that the Portland political environment is why the team is leaving and how our politicians failed the city, so nailed it.

Informal_Support1934

43 | a day ago

Did he market correct Porter Jr

brnccnt7

29 | a day ago

Just two 6’10 guys with hot takes

Alexcox95 | Heat

8 | 21 hours ago

Otto or Michael

thorjustice1 | Supersonics

9 | 21 hours ago

Kevin

albertcamusjr | Bucks

5 | 20 hours ago

No, he just has a very wide range of takes

beechhill

31 | 21 hours ago

He’s currently stanning for Kalshi on twitter. This dude is all over

Laggo | TOR

26 | 20 hours ago

Kuzma asking Claude on a weekly basis what he can tweet next to improve his reputation

XVW55 | Jazz

10 | 21 hours ago

What Flint water does to a mf

ragtime_sam | Bullets

3 | 18 hours ago

He posts the most obviously agreeable stuff and people act like its a revelation

ositola | Lakers

1 | 19 hours ago

He’s either dion waiters or dion waiters

Krillin113 | 76ers

1 | 7 hours ago

Owner just needs to say that the fans are antisemitic for Kuz to support the relocation

wolfgoat0

1 | an hour ago

m

RapsareChamps_Suckit | Clippers

375 | a day ago

kuzma will be on shutter island by winter

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RapsareChamps_Suckit | Clippers

23 | a day ago

we gotta get off this rock Chrissy

VanGrants | Knicks

9 | 20 hours ago

ew, Kuzma’s a zionist?

orange_orange13

-14 | a day ago

“Supports Israel vehemently” lol

Medicine_Ball | Bulls

-4 | 20 hours ago

IDK about Kuzma’s views, but on some places in Reddit just thinking a two state solution would be the best option is equivalent to being a genocidal freak. Not really worth engaging with the topic a lot of the time.

GotKarprar | Mavericks

6 | 20 hours ago

He says he’s a staunch Zionist himself

Medicine_Ball | Bulls

9 | 20 hours ago

Based on most of the definitions of “Zionist”, anyone who believes in most of the two state solution frameworks is technically a Zionist.

dndplosion913 | Heat

3 | 19 hours ago

So is anyone who supports a two state solution. If you want a free and independent Palestine next to a free and independent Israel, you’re a zionist by definition.

D0ntBmad

4 | 20 hours ago

I don’t know about the “some places on Reddit” you’re talking about, but in the real world, the Zionists haven’t suggested and will never agree to a two states solution.

Plus, that’s a straw man because that’s beside the point. They’ve massacred and terrorized thousands and are currently starving those who lived, so condemning the genocide is the way to not being a genocidal freak/supporter.

mucho-gusto | CLE

5 | 20 hours ago

They agreed to borders like 50 or 60 years ago, just nobody gave a shit to actually hold them accountable to them

lion_hammer | Cherokee Parks

3 | 19 hours ago

while hoping for a two state solution is indeed better than wishing all palestinians dead, anything that starts with the zionist idea of a jewish state is still rooted in colonialism, racism, white supremacy and ethno-nationalism, which all serve to strengthen fascism globally

it was that way at the very beginning of zionism, and it still is today

this has nothing to do with religion either, fathers of zionism never had any consideration for palestinian jews, israel was a state for white european jews

Medicine_Ball | Bulls

1 | 15 hours ago

Critical analysis offers a poor reflection of reality when it comes to history. There are far too many levers to come to such simple conclusions.

Unfortunately, I’ve found the polarized and unnuanced worldview of one who can only see the flow of time through this one lens often shares many similarities with fascism.

zedman121

342 | a day ago

Why are we hearing so much from him this summer

BoobyChess | Lakers

245 | 21 hours ago

Angling for presidency.

SickSaricDario | Warriors

50 | 21 hours ago

the grift that keeps on giving

BrickolaChokic420 | Nuggets

9 | 20 hours ago

Can’t get any worse honestly

thebigfundamentals | Knicks

5 | 15 hours ago

nah he genuinely might have a shot

ketoaholic

3 | 12 hours ago

President Kyle o7

peebeesweebees

138 | 21 hours ago

He’s recently started using AI for a lot of his tweets. Wouldn’t be surprised if he’s got a partnership with some company or another

One very obvious AI tweet was one of the most upvoted posts on this sub this year lol

russfan0987 | Magic

58 | 21 hours ago

He’s very clearly baiting people with the ‘wow this guy gets it’ type tweets & it works on the crowd

TheChipiboy | LAL

21 | 19 hours ago

It might work on the average Joe but not on u/russfan0987

russfan0987 | Magic

14 | 19 hours ago

Or anybody that can read paragraphs obviously written by AI, yea

North_Atlantic_Sea

7 | 7 hours ago

Ain’t nobody got time for that.

I just use AI to distill his AI message down to 3 words or less, then use an additional AI to translate that to a gif

SupraSaiyan | Jap

3 | 15 hours ago

Nothing goes over my head. I would catch it.

RageOnGoneDo | BOS

1 | 6 hours ago

He’s trying to get on the NBPA it feels like

ManonFire1224

-6 | 18 hours ago

Nah. Reddit is just racist and myopic as shit.

whyyouwannaknow4 | 76ers

-1 | 15 hours ago

2 things can be true at the same time

Toastfuker1 | Trail Blazers

2 | 16 hours ago

The Jaylen Brown effect, he’s now the #1 on his team

Professional_Fix4663 | NBA

1 | 19 hours ago

He proclaimed this the summer of Kyle!

RageOnGoneDo | BOS

1 | 6 hours ago

He seems to be using AI tweets to be angling for a position in the NBPA soon. Almost all of his tweets are criticizing them, at least slightly or implicitly.

PoIIux | Spurs

1 | 37 minutes ago

Achieve unpredictable meme tweet status - - > get your own prop bets on Kalshi - - > insider trade

Whatsth3dill | Trail Blazers

199 | 21 hours ago

You are missing his follow up where he essentially blames the city for this, so he is not dunking on the owner like yall think based on this

franchissimo | Trail Blazers

145 | 21 hours ago

But of course. Every Kuzma W must immediately be followed by an unbelievably stupid L. It’s a strategy laid out in full in the Book of Kuzma.

HardenMuhPants | Rockets

13 | 20 hours ago

Starring Lenzel Lashington

Remarkable_Breath545 | United States

3 | 19 hours ago

That tunnel scene is so fuckin sick

basedbasketballguy | Bulls

15 | 19 hours ago

Lol is he the new right wing guy now that enes kanter is out of the league

Famous-Swimming9618

3 | 19 hours ago

Was Enes right wing? All I remember was him calling out Nike and LeBron which on paper seemed very left. (I only saw snippets I didn’t dig deep into his history)

joshdej | NBA

18 | 18 hours ago

Kanter went on fox news and said this to Tucker Carlson.

“I feel like they[Americans criticizing America] should just keep their mouth shut and stop criticizing the greatest nation in the world and they should focus on their freedoms and their human rights and democracy.”

He also has attended RNC and TPUSA events.

Famous-Swimming9618

3 | 18 hours ago

Oh wow he’s a cornball

redditlvlanalysis

6 | 16 hours ago

More dangerous than that honestly.

GarrisonWhite2 | 76ers

2 | 15 hours ago

Cornballs are a choke hazard, so perhaps not.

EliminateCrackas

0 | 15 hours ago

Lebron has basically kept his mouth shut the last several years since he wants to buddy up with rich people to own a team. he flew himself out to Saudi Arabia to get on his knees for oil princes and was dancing for Trump megadonor Jeff Bezos on his megayacht

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staywoakes1 | Lakers

-1 | 14 hours ago

you are, yeah

atherton-loyola | Lakers

2 | 15 hours ago

Kuzma doing that middle school push and pull game

chiefminestrone | 76ers

80 | 21 hours ago

If you look at Kuzma’s response in the tweet it sounds like he’s blaming the city for letting down the fans and not the new ownership.

Icy_Internet5045

22 | 21 hours ago

Guess it’s kind of a broken clock situation on the first msg then

Pizzaplan3tman | CLE

7 | 17 hours ago

I honestly am reaching a point on wanting to ban his tweets from the sub. They’re just rage bait engagements tweets there’s no substance behind them or in his brain

EnthusiasmOk353

-15 | 19 hours ago

The city is letting us fans down. Council is horrible and openly confrontational with the blazers. It’s weird and counter productive.

redditlvlanalysis

9 | 18 hours ago

They offered the blazers money and they were told it wasn’t enough because it’s not a right wing hellhole stop gargling billionaire balls.

EnthusiasmOk353

-9 | 18 hours ago

That’s not true. Council hasn’t offered a dime.

pacific_plywood | Warriors

7 | 17 hours ago

The city has offered to spend 400 million on construction and maintenance on the Moda center and the team’s position is that they should spend more

redditlvlanalysis

3 | 16 hours ago

Also that they need to take out the ability to sue if the teams moves after the city pays for the upgrades like omg how dare they lol

Kernal-Sanderz

55 | a day ago

This new ownership is rough…

Too_Hood_95 | Bucks

29 | 21 hours ago

so bad they’re making Kuzma look competent

iwprugby | Warriors

3 | 18 hours ago

Lol you need to read his follow up tweets. He’s blaming the city, not ownership.

NotRyanDaysBurner

30 | a day ago

Bro this guy is letting the gpt write for him stop posting his quotes in here or i will delete this app. You know what you’re doing.

syp2207

5 | a day ago

you will delete the app? oh no what a tragedy

NotRyanDaysBurner

27 | a day ago

it’s time for somebody to take a stand.

beepbeepimajeep22 | Clippers

-7 | 19 hours ago

Go ahead and delete this app then big boy.

NotRyanDaysBurner

9 | 19 hours ago

okay Reddit veteran

suddenlydead6

35 | a day ago

I really dislike hearing or seeing Kuzma speak

CartoonsAndAppleJack

13 | a day ago

Rare w from Poozma

TomatoSecure192 | Bulls

14 | a day ago

He’s a bit bipolar with his takes

CartoonsAndAppleJack

25 | a day ago

*ChatGPT is a bit bipolar with his takes

thebohster | Warriors

1 | 21 hours ago

Either has the hottest or the coldest takes lately, nothing lukewarm.

Gristle__McThornbody | Lakers

-5 | a day ago

Translation: Depends if I agree with him or not.

TomatoSecure192 | Bulls

6 | a day ago

Idk man there’s a pretty big difference between his good and bad takes

pagonator | 76ers

3 | a day ago

He just sprinkles in his safe ChatGPT takes to appeal to people so his controversial ones don’t seem as bad.

EatsCatShit | Lakers

3 | 21 hours ago

Is the assumption that he’s not articulate enough to have these takes so he uses ChatGPT or he asks ChatGPT for mild takes then tweets them? Never really understood this sentiment.

pagonator | 76ers

2 | 19 hours ago

Bit of both tbh

ObviousAnswerGuy | NYK

1 | 12 hours ago

not really, he blamed it on the city after that lol

theomegachrist | Knicks

4 | 21 hours ago

Sometimes the dumbest guy you know is right if they never stop talking

FunMachineRIP | Bucks

2 | a day ago

Kuzma for Holiday. Let’s do it!

TrifeAli

3 | a day ago

You guys got four 1sts for that trade?

RansomGoddard | NBA

1 | a day ago

I might end up being wrong but I don’t think Dundon is going to be successful at attempting to relocate the Blazers. None of the proposed locations have made any sense since they either are a worse market than Portland or they’d be interfering with the incoming proposed expansion markets.

ExpressionAlone5204 | Thunder

2 | a day ago

Kuzma has been on a PR campaign. If you can’t win them with winning, win them with social media

Background-Treat55

2 | a day ago

The AI model running kuzmas account been firing on all cylinders lately

CertifiedEdyat | Raptors

2 | a day ago

Kuzma voiced his support for the Indian farmer protest 😃 then he dissed Zohran Mamdani 😡 now he’s speaking out the Portland potentially being moved 😊 what an odd guy

PapiSurane | Celtics

7 | 20 hours ago

Why would you expect any of those three opinions to be connected to each other?

CertifiedEdyat | Raptors

1 | 20 hours ago

This guys takes are either hit or miss I stg 😭 no consistency

Kitchen_Ad_3753 | Bulls

2 | 21 hours ago

“A venture capitalist playing owner…”

TheWindowMerchant | Raptors

2 | 21 hours ago

Surprising that Dame isn’t speaking out on it.

BrickolaChokic420 | Nuggets

2 | 20 hours ago

He doesn’t have much time left on his current contract and is on the wrong side of 35 coming off a torn achilles. This will probably be his last shot for a fat contract so I doubt he’ll stand up to a guy who seems pretty petty.

jcwkings

2 | 21 hours ago

Kuzma 2028

Worluvus | NBA

2 | 21 hours ago

No chatgpt this time?

EverybodyBuddy | Lakers

2 | 17 hours ago

Why the hell am I getting multiple news stories from Kyle Kuzma today

angry_neeson_52_ | 76ers

2 | 17 hours ago

Great, but what does Ja rule think?

krucz36 | Lakers

2 | 14 hours ago

i wonder if chatgpt wrote this for him

Legal-Fishing-3990

1 | a day ago

We love Conscience Kuzma

ayeno

1 | a day ago

Funny, because Dundon thinks they are sick (in the head) too

justgotpregnant | Warriors

1 | a day ago

Utterly shocked he’s not advocating for the business owner here

cantsay | Rockets

1 | 21 hours ago

this was a PR layup

Nickelnick24 | Bucks

1 | 21 hours ago

I for one think we should ask Kyle Kuzma about literally anything

turnip_broker | Minneapolis Lakers

1 | 21 hours ago

Why is he all of the sudden so vocal

Easy-Philosopher-562 | Timberwolves

1 | 21 hours ago

Bro looking for easy PR wins

Individual_Attempt50 | Nets

1 | 20 hours ago

Really passionate and loyal fans out there

we_hella_believe

1 | 20 hours ago

Kuzma surprises me sometimes, in a good way, but never in the court.

TheRealTofuey | Spurs

1 | 19 hours ago

I swear Kuzma is a redditor

volkim

1 | 18 hours ago

shame sounds more like a 90s movie line than a tweet tbh

desirox | Mavericks

1 | 17 hours ago

I’m tired of hearing from this AI clown lol

theflyingsamurai | Canada

1 | 17 hours ago

How much is Kuzma paying people to repost his tweets to reddit? Can I get in on this action too?

Hinohellono | Knicks

1 | 17 hours ago

Let’s normalize not posting Kuzma opinions on here

cire1184 | Lakers

1 | 15 hours ago

Kuzma got money on Kalshi that Blazers will stay in Portland.

Forsaken-Swim-3055 | Raptors

1 | 15 hours ago

Oh wow. I’m sure Portland’s owner will reconsider now that Kyle Kuzma has weighed in.

swagdragon666 | Suns

1 | 9 hours ago

I would love to see him being interviewed speaking the same way hahah. Everyone can see his bluff.

BirdPurgatory | Lakers

1 | 5 hours ago

I hear he really wants to team up with Avdija

jamo527

2 | 2 hours ago

Why does every Kyle kuzma tweet get posted on this Sub? He’s the 178th best player in the league

HenrikCrown | Pelicans

0 | a day ago

He is so thoughtful

Me ebbing and flowing with every good and bad tweet of his

AnkitPancakes | Thunder

0 | a day ago

Inside Kyle Kuzma is two wolves…

AleroRatking | Vancouver Grizzlies

0 | 20 hours ago

People need to realize having cool fans doesn’t mean they are making money and revenue

No-Spray-9978

0 | 12 hours ago

It is all up to the people in Portland

If they are willing to pay the team will stay, if they don’t then they will lose their team

heat_fan_ | Raptors

-1 | a day ago

Because Dundon is a clown

EnthusiasmOk353

-4 | 19 hours ago

Fans are great. Unfortunately the city council is a bunch of anti business morons, and they will end up not only losing the team, but sitting on a huge $300 million plus maintenance backlog on the Moda center after it’s done because the city owns the building.

redditlvlanalysis

2 | 18 hours ago

I thought you were gargling billionaire balls but you might actually be the idiot dumbdumb himself

ILikeWhyteGirlz

-5 | a day ago

Too much crime, drugs and homeless due to woke policies

peebeesweebees

1 | 21 hours ago

Kuzma posts on Reddit?

ILikeWhyteGirlz

0 | 21 hours ago

Shame

OnlyWeekend5538

-7 | a day ago

Its literally all Portland has

Aromatic_Bedroom_287 | Trail Blazers

2 | a day ago

Let’s not forget about the strippers

Dramatic_Snow_9688

3 | a day ago

Oregon is beautiful

gotpez | Trail Blazers

2 | a day ago

Portland is an awesome town I don’t get why people say this

Fredbear_ | Tampa Bay Raptors

1 | 21 hours ago

If a place isn’t all about nightclubs, it’s boring to these people

EliminateCrackas

0 | 15 hours ago

its great if you’re white and only want to hang out with other white people

Kyle Kuzma speaks out on rumors of the Blazers trying to leave Portland: “Shame because I’ve always thought Portland has some of the sickest fans in the league”