xShockmaster

167 | 5 hours ago

Worthless Achiwa was gold

DodgersClippers

54 | 5 hours ago

How is nobody pointing out that this guy snuck in Kobe Innocent

paperbuddha

41 | 4 hours ago

This whole thread is just a vehicle for Kobe Innocent.

BigVos | Mavericks

7 | 3 hours ago

Is that as simple as saying Kobe Bryant is guilty or am I missing a joke that actually follows the theme of the names?

Adventurous_Cut_7355

36 | 5 hours ago

Worthless Blessyoua

Lmaobruh4465 | Toronto Huskies

6 | 2 hours ago

Loser Wembanyama had me rolling

The-Young-Lion

71 | 5 hours ago

Umm, clearly it would be Cade FoolishTurkey.

Character-Novel1645

57 | 5 hours ago

Kylometer Straightdriver

hathair5 | GSW

8 | 5 hours ago

Took me a second with this one

The-Young-Lion

20 | 5 hours ago

Myles Turner!

StrategyTop7612 [OP] | Clippers

3 | 4 hours ago

Lakers legend

kayknox_ | Kings

1 | an hour ago

Deserters legend.

norriscolesucks

3 | 2 hours ago

Myles Gaypassenger

admiral_aubrey

51 | 5 hours ago

Mikal Tunnels

Lmaobruh4465 | Toronto Huskies

7 | 2 hours ago

Kilometres Tunnels

LumpyScallion2266

52 | 5 hours ago

Kilometers McGroom

StrategyTop7612 [OP] | Clippers

7 | 4 hours ago

Miles McBride himself

sammg2000 | Knicks

1 | 42 minutes ago

as we say at MSG…GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

The-Young-Lion

33 | 4 hours ago

Larry Fish

Wario Chalmers

Satanist Earlyner

Executioner J

Muggle Johnson

Mooibus

16 | 4 hours ago

Muggle Johnson kills me!

StrategyTop7612 [OP] | Clippers

9 | 4 hours ago

I think it would be science Johnson personally

paperbuddha

33 | 4 hours ago

OP racked his mind for these just so he could sneak in Kobe Innocent.

DanTheMan14331 | Knicks

21 | 5 hours ago

Newbie Anunoby

StrategyTop7612 [OP] | Clippers

2 | 4 hours ago

That’s a good one

Party_Acanthaceae166

17 | 5 hours ago

Grady vagina…

GenoThyme | Celtics

6 | 4 hours ago

Grady means “noble” so Common Vagina would really be the name

StrategyTop7612 [OP] | Clippers

3 | 5 hours ago

I was deciding between that and Grady Jane

Party_Acanthaceae166

1 | 4 hours ago

Lmao

armaghetto | Bulls

16 | 4 hours ago

SeveralBron James

Statalyzer

3 | 2 hours ago

LosBron James.

armaghetto | Bulls

5 | 2 hours ago

I was going to go with LesBron James, but i dunno if we’re a polylingual kinda crowd

averageuhbear | Timberwolves

15 | 5 hours ago

Why is the opposite of “ham” - “woman” 😭

amercuri15 | Pistons

-8 | 4 hours ago

I dk lemme ask chat gtp real quick and ask what it meant by that when creating the list.

LumpyScallion2266

13 | 4 hours ago

Drew Eucreditunions

AccomplishedBake8351

12 | 5 hours ago

Do you think Cade’s last name in “Cunningman”?

Imaginary-Hyena2858 | Thunder

12 | 4 hours ago

Tim Layupin’

stevefest | Yacht Club

10 | 3 hours ago

CJ McTextem

LaMelo Cube

Jeremiah Courage

Matisse Calfbear

Jimmy Master

Less Bamba

nemo2023 | Pistons

1 | an hour ago

Mellow has a lot of meanings and antonyms. LaMorose Cube

Spiritual-Bar-5618 | Thunder

9 | 4 hours ago

Loser wembyama definitely my favourite

CapMany9999

8 | 5 hours ago

Stephon Apartment

Spiritual-Bar-5618 | Thunder

5 | 4 hours ago

Bensimmonsphon Apartment

MatCauthonsHat | 76ers

2 | 4 hours ago

Damn, that poor socialite.

StrategyTop7612 [OP] | Clippers

4 | 5 hours ago

Stephon Slums

link2video | 76ers

9 | 4 hours ago

Tyrese Mini

Responsible-Still839 | Trail Blazers

8 | 5 hours ago

For fans of the Omen:

Father Brennan Lillard

Bruised_Shin | Suns

6 | 4 hours ago

Jrue Workday has at least 3 defensive player of the year awards

TheCrookedKnight | 76ers

6 | 4 hours ago

Dell, Steph and Seth Biryani

bikedork5000

6 | 4 hours ago

Giannis Positetokounmpo.

fishdude89 | Bucks

6 | 3 hours ago

Min Antichristie is gold

Statalyzer

2 | 2 hours ago

Right before Christian Brains, too.

TheMajesticYeti

1 | an hour ago

But isn’t Min Antichristie the same as Max Christie? True opposite would be Max Antichristie or Min Christie.

fishdude89 | Bucks

1 | an hour ago

ahhh, double negative. Didn’t think about that

Silent_Analysis_8372 | Heat

6 | 5 hours ago

slow news day I see

Smutteringplib | Bulls

4 | 4 hours ago

How do you think “Shai” is pronounced?

The-Young-Lion

7 | 4 hours ago

It’s obviously pronounced “Shai”

Spicy__Urine | Raptors

4 | 4 hours ago

Anti-Zion Williamson

TrulyNotABot | Grizzlies

6 | 4 hours ago

For the American history nerds:

Steven Jefferson and Al Adams

Thunder-ten-tronckh | Grizzlies

4 | 4 hours ago

Cam Sober

ratatat213 | Jazz

1 | 4 hours ago

Cam Teetotaler Carlos Teetotaler

CaptainLawyerDude | Trail Blazers

3 | 3 hours ago

Kobe Innocent fucking got me.

megaman78978 | Lakers

4 | 2 hours ago

Translation in case it helps:

James Harden
Day’Ron Sharpe
Marcus Smart
Kevin Love
Trae Young
Jrue Holiday
Tyler Herro
Immanuel Quickley
Precious Achiuwa
Desmond Bane
Anthony Black
Derrick White
Coby White
Max Christie
Christian Braun
Malik Monk (not sure)
Nassir Little
Taurean Prince
Kemba Walker
Kobe Bryant (wow)
Kyle Guy
Rudy Gay
Dewayne Dedmon
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
Scoot Henderson
Victor Wembanyama
Amen Thompson
Klay Thompson
De’Anthony Melton
Stephen Curry
Gradey Dick
DeMarcus Cousins
Buddy Hield
Nikola Jokic
Cade Cunningham
Karl-Anthony Towns
Jordan Poole (not sure)
Russell Westbrook
Steven Adams

EUWannabe

3 | 4 hours ago

World B. Free = World B. Restrained

Kyrie Irving = World B. Round

Kstate913 | Kings

3 | 4 hours ago

JERRY: Yeah. Like Bizarro Superman. Superman’s exact opposite, who lives in the backwards bizarro world. Up is Down. Down is Up. He says “Hello” when he leaves, “Good bye” when he arrives.

ELAINE: (pause) Shouldn’t he say “Bad bye”? Isn’t that the, opposite of “Good bye”?

JERRY: No. It’s still a goodbye.

StrategyTop7612 [OP] | Clippers

1 | 4 hours ago

One of my favorite episodes of Seinfeld, I especially love the Kramer getting fired from his job

Drak_is_Right | Pacers

3 | 2 hours ago

Tyrese Red Cross

TrulyNotABot | Grizzlies

2 | 5 hours ago

Cedric Hero

Cam Teetotaler

admiral_aubrey

2 | 5 hours ago

Kilometers McGroom

Adorable-News-9364 | Spurs

1 | 4 hours ago

“Ace” McGroom sounds kinda badass

EfficientReach5571 | Knicks

2 | 4 hours ago

Dirk Lateritzki, Jalen Brunfather, Mohamed Nochewara, Moussa Nochebata, etc

Equidissection | Mavericks

2 | 4 hours ago

What’s Sand supposed to be the opposite of

StrategyTop7612 [OP] | Clippers

3 | 4 hours ago

Klay

arcjacket

2 | 4 hours ago

desmond should be boon not blessing

GimmieThaLoot24

2 | 3 hours ago

Politey Straight

Possible_Remote6059 | Knicks

2 | 3 hours ago

World B. Shackled

IgnorantGenius | Clippers

2 | 2 hours ago

Labroff James

Derrick Fell

Shaquille O’Stand

Terance Womann

Trae Old

Min Strus

Miles McGroom

Less Bamba

Gradey Vagina

bornfromreddit

2 | an hour ago

this is hall of fame kobe hate and it’s hilarious

Eastern_River1612

1 | 5 hours ago

Deep off season post💔

Wonderful_Virus_6562

1 | 5 hours ago

Larry Fish, Kevin Hate, Dirk Hitler

Ryanthonyfish | Warriors

1 | 5 hours ago

God bless you✝️🍆🍑

ResponsibleEmu6842

1 | 4 hours ago

I love this post

Arr0wmanc3r | POR

1 | 4 hours ago

Jordan Badloss

QueenLa3fah | Knicks

1 | 4 hours ago

Karl-Anthony Woods

Jordyn Towns

mrb4 | Suns

1 | 4 hours ago

I’m actually surprised I’ve never heard anyone try to slander Marcus Smart by calling him Marcus Dumb

YameiHaMashiach | Trail Blazers

1 | 4 hours ago

Science Johnson Mark Free Thon Destroyer Shaun Deadston Awake Floyd Skinny Lever Jason Adult

ratatat213 | Jazz

1 | 4 hours ago

Cory Prohibitionist

small-with-benefits | Thunder

1 | 3 hours ago

Goofy V

Lmaobruh4465 | Toronto Huskies

1 | 2 hours ago

Jrue Holiday should be Jalse Worknight

Also Curse Thomfather

QuadNeins | Nets

1 | 2 hours ago

Skin Lowland

VulgarSensei | Kings

1 | 2 hours ago

Julius “The Patient” Irving,

Twin2Turbo

1 | 2 hours ago

Should be Taurean Pauper

Statalyzer

1 | 2 hours ago

Historical:

Thin Button
Pharaoh Mtogether
Grow Chamberstood
Robert Stayalive
Dave Bullens
Larry Beast
Massive Flatihairy
Moon Y. Restrained
Dennis Conewoman

corys00 | Magic

1 | 2 hours ago

This was good stuff the last 23 times it was posted.

seabreamnigiri | Pistons

1 | 2 hours ago

Gradey Vagina

cholula_is_good | GSW

1 | an hour ago

Loser Wembanyama is a great name for when he has a bad game. The new westbrick

NWbySW | Supersonics

1 | an hour ago

Vin Eater

Wakattack00 | Pistons

1 | an hour ago

Less Chest

LordPizzaParty | UTA

1 | an hour ago

Josh Morose

Donovan Avoidan

Kris Stillworkingonit

Ringo George

Politely Gobert

Quintin Homer

Honest Deal Knueppel

Theater Kid Landale

Kevon Sane

Naji Fugitive

Khris Outlier

Evan Sedentary

Two Bailey

Minimale Raynaud

Julian Twix

Marcus Respecter

Brice Foolishaugh

Reed Wolf

Ani Bottomin

Jarred Tennessee

P.J. Cornwallis

Spirited-Soup5954

1 | an hour ago

Gradey Vagina is my fav

Spirited-Soup5954

1 | an hour ago

JaLuigi Sun

Numbr81 | Knicks

1 | 35 minutes ago

Marcus Dumb is definitely some playground trash talk

SmackEh | Raptors

1 | 34 minutes ago

Kyle Highly

DAnthony24 | Bulls

1 | 33 minutes ago

Derek Sank

nbaistheworst

1 | 31 minutes ago

Funny!

Iron_Chic | Warriors

1 | 22 minutes ago

Moses Equable

truock

1 | 10 minutes ago

LeJames Bron

317Siv

0 | an hour ago

Some of these are gold. I had read the first one and misunderstood, thought you were swapping first and last names and took too long wondering who is Soften James??

0CT0L0G1ST | 76ers

-1 | 5 hours ago

Sixers starting 5:

Tyrese Minnie
VJ Cornerbrush
Jalen Gray
Bron LeJames
JOEL EMBIID

The-Young-Lion

3 | 4 hours ago

Bruh, in what world is gray the opposite of brown. He’d be like Jaylen Rainbow or something.

0CT0L0G1ST | 76ers

3 | 4 hours ago

mix all the colors = brown

mix “all” the shades (black and white) = gray

idk bruh it’s a little shaky I did my best

Treasureone3

-4 | 4 hours ago

Ai slob

Willing-Stay-3498

-4 | 3 hours ago

My post about average players in the nba gets downvoted

But dumb shit like this gets upvoted and engagement

Reddit people are weird 😂😂

Willing-Stay-3498

1 | 3 hours ago

Shit has nothing to do with basketball

StrategyTop7612 [OP] | Clippers

1 | 3 hours ago

Your post sucked man, didn’t make any sense whatsoever.

What if NBA players had the opposite name?