[Smith] The Cleveland Cavaliers have officially signed Mario Hezonja, according to the NBA transaction log.
What is going on that I keep seeing Hezonja news up front when I open Reddit. Who is fucking with me right now? Is this some type of psyop?
Submit to Hezonja. Hezonja is inevitable.
We’re Hezonja-ists, we believe in nothing !
Nothing else noteworthy is happening. Also it’s a weird situation. Seemingly the Cavs are signing and then immediately waiving him as a favor to his agent so he can sign elsewhere oversees. His current contract in Europe has an out specifically if he gets signed by an NBA team.
Lmao, this is not what’s happening. There was like one report out of Europe that this could be happening, and everyone on Reddit ran with it. The Cavs, who have been in one of the worst financial spots in the league for years, aren’t taking on money this year to do a favor for Mario Hezonja. He could of course get waived during the season if things don’t go well.
Cavs are fucking cooked cause they compounded a horrible bet on Mobley being worth building a team around with James Harden. Organizational malpractice.
The horrible bet wasn’t on Mobley, it was on Donovan Mitchell. But cavs fans aren’t ready to have that conversation yet.
It wasn’t a bet. How many top tier players want to play in Cleveland? You give them the bag if they want it. If I could go back in time I’d do it all over again.
There are also much worse contracts in the league.
Least Mitchell has heart. Mobley is a shell of a good player. All the tools and nothing inside.
Yeah you’re right we should’ve built around Poole and Kuminga
There will be many teams closing that loop hole in the future now lol.
The Cavs are not signing and waiving him. That is a fake report.
LeBron clip resurfaced earlier, LeBron was the most sought after free agent this year, so it’s just relativity to him lol
It’s weird for sure. He’s like the second most talked about free agent this summer.
People are unemployed and farming karma from bots. I love Super Mario but this was a done deal like a week ago and he’s a bench player at best.
Welcome to late summer NBA.
NBA is probably pushing this story, they are keeping the close eye on it. They don’t want Hezonja to return to Europe immediately
I love that everything has to be calculated. A reporter or insider can’t just say something to spread information. The league, agent, or player has to push it all. This sub genuinely talks about leaks and information as if those nuggets of information would not exist if the NBA didn’t want them to exist
there is literally a mural of Hezonja in Cleveland
i was also responding to user Wondering why is there so many news about Hezonja, not particularly this one
The Lebron stopper
its crazy to think that if the cavs got him earlier LeBron would’ve joined them instead, he’s gotta be regretting his decision rn
Punching the air in frustration.
makes me wonder why the Cavs GM hid the move or did he tell him and LeBron wanted to show that he could beat Mario?
so they waived him or not
That report was fake. Though Real Madrid was contesting the signing
Snip snap snip snap
How long until the Cavs cut him?
Opening night, mid game
Have Red Panda give him his walking papers (in Comic Sans)
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Why would we do that for him lmao
We need a Pablo investigation
Source: I made it the fuck up.
Idk why you are getting downvoted. It’s already been reported that is the actual plan
They got their guy
News so important that neither team nor agent even bothered to go to press, so they get it from the transaction log.
Ethical KeithSmithBomb. Got the formal transaction log and posted on BlueSky
League fucked
the Mario drama was far more enjoyable than the LeSaga
Where did the horse sign?
“What does the horse do? “
Horse things
Mario hezonja back in the nba with cleveland is a wild crossover episode nobody had on their 2026 bingo card
Putting 5k on the Cavs championship this season.
They’re gonna cut him or he stayin?
The rest of the league is shaking right now…
The Kingslayer
Fell to my knees crying tears of joy at the combo Skyline/Cracker Barrel
Soon as I saw Mario my brain said Chalmers and I was like, “That Guys Still Playing???”
Giannis in shambles.
So excited, analytically this is probably the best foriegn born player in the league.
LFGGGG
Didn’t he say like a week ago that he was done with the NBA? Even though he hasn’t played there in years?
8ppg incoming
This is hilarious, the Cava signing a player they have absolutely no intention of keeping just as a favor to help an agent circumvent a contract clause in the euroleague is amazing