Cash to Draymond Green after LeBron James signed with the Philadelphia 76ers: “I’m sorry for your loss man…”. Draymond: “What loss?” - “LeBron to Philly”
It would be objectively hilarious for the 76ers to get first rounded because the championship banner is already being hung by fans
Any life long Sixers fan is joking about the crazy ways this could crash and burn. Sesame allergy, bowling injury, forgetting how to shoot. The list goes on
Those are normal sized crashes, find a new slant
Shredded by the team plane’s propeller
That’s why you don’t wear capes
Every year I joke that some player will contract the Black Death and end up in the hospital for a month, and it hasnt happened, but you cant tell me the chances are zero….
I always thought y’all doing bricking for chicken was so funny because Markelle Fultz and the controversy that all he ate was Chick Fil A when yall drafted him, then he also forgot how to shoot.
Wouldn’t be the first super team to fail and Wouldn’t be the last. Anyone giving guarantees of anything for next season is being ridiculous
Especially betting on a healthy season from Embiid. That ship has fucking sailed.
He gives them one freak performance a season that destroys 99.99% of his body before they need to rush him back to the cryo chamber and iron lung. Would be interesting to see if the sixers “manage his load” by resting him until some random game 7 in the first round.
lol I like how in your story they’re going to game 7 in round 1. That also sums up the team pretty well.
Any title chances they even have rest on Embiid actually managing to be healthy when he’s needed to be.
And if they’re banking on that…
This was true before, but doesn’t signing LeBron lessen the need for Embiid?
I’m talking about Embiid being healthy even for just the playoffs bro
He literally played 30 something games last season and yet, his body still broke down after 1 playoff round..
Embiid is not the picture of durability but also I hesitate to say “appendix burst” = “body broke down”
Right, and in my opinion Embiid is pretty expendable right now. We really don’t need him to win
Lol ok
I think any team needs a starting caliber center to win a championship
Depends on who is replacing Embid come playoff time. Who is that center?
Any real Sixers fan is secretly dooming all the unusual ways we’ll fall apart and win 36 games
Saving to repost when this inevitably happens 😂
We’re just excited. We went from little reason to hope to lots of reasons for hope.
Cashnasty whoa, what a blast from the past
*punches laptop*
It’s so weird seeing YouTubers and streamers I watched way back actually make it mainstream.
The entire time Kyle Mooney was on Snl I thought it was some fever dream.
For a moment I was wondering when Dwyane Wade got fat and grew a beard.
Need flight on the desk
Draymond would beat the shit out of him
We don’t need him.
Y’all wasn’t doing anything with him anyways
Remember guys, their front office is ok with not being competitive this year.
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This man is getting downvoted but he’s absolutely correct, the Warriors dont need Lebron in order to lose another play in game - they have a squad totally capable of that on their own.
He’s right. We’ve done OK without him.
Play in tournament without him this coming year
If they’re lucky
Play in with him as well
100%, all the dickriders won’t like hearing it tho
would’ve been the same result with lebron on the team lmao
Yeah. But I also get to watch Steph play basketball without the announcers telling me “Do you see what he’s doing at 42 years old?” lol - I’ll take it. 76ers are also a first round exit.
76ers are also a first round exit.
I mean I don’t think they’re the favorites or something but this is crazy lol
Nothing is really crazy about the 76ers or the Lakers next year. Completely different rosters and who knows how they’ll mesh.
They’ll mesh better than this joke of a warriors roster
Instead you get to hear, “Do you see what he’s doing at 38 years old?”
But he’s Steph. I signed up for that.
You also won’t hear shit when Curry drops 8 every other game 😂
Ppl be talking crazy about the Warriors these days, when most of them would trade their last 20 years for ours in the heartbeat. We won 4 fucking chips lmfao. Only the Celtics, Lakers, Spurs, and Bulls can say they’ve had more success in the since the NBA-ABA merger (1976).
And that’s exactly what comes with the success. People waiting for the downfall. So it’s weird to say but it’s normal and you just kind have to expect that people gonna be talking crazy.
Honestly? Fair. I suppose for anyone under 30, the Warriors have been “the” team aside from the Lakers and Spurs. So it makes sense that people would relish the end. I remember people talking crazy even in 2021 before the ‘22 chip.
People like to see the downfall
Could say the same about LeBron haters, tbh
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Yeah I know, been around for a while. It was lots of success, then a fallow period, and now back on the up and up. The hate is kinda hilarious honestly
Yeah you did OK after howling for KD in 2016
So 2015 didn’t happen? Or 2022? How did LeBron do in LA before he forced AD there?
2015 and 2022 happened along with all the injuries that allowed them to win 😊
He did great. Made them relevant enough for AD to even want to be there.
Nearly every title won is off the back of injuries.
Some more so than others
No not really actually
You’re going to be so fun to root against this season. Can’t wait for Maxey and Brown to be blamed for everything.
Made them relevant enough for AD to even want to be there.
They were 37-45.
No response to the injuries cakewalk huh? LOL The warriors are such non-threats next season and in the near future that I wouldn’t think about your team at all.
They did end at 37-45, after LeBron got injured. They were 18-12 and 4th in the West when he got injured.
Yeah. And focus on getting steph more help 😂
Lebron got you feeling yourself, huh?
Your team has 1 ring in the past 50 years. We have 4 in the past 15. We are not the same.
Great. That’s about as much as LeBron has by himself.
And 4x the amount of FMVPs as your golden boi.
Good comeback. Doesn’t change the fact that your team’s last chip was when Reagan was president.
And Lebron coming isn’t changing that. Enjoy it now; “winning the Lebron sweepstakes” might be the peak of your Sixers fandom within your lifetime. That could genuinely be the case if you’re under 40.
You say all that like I didn’t follow LeBron to this team lmao.
Because every championship comes into question if you bring up injuries. Only idiots make that argument…
Injuries factor into some championships more than othets