Knicks player Tyler Kolek speculates on Victor Wembanyama’s girth
These new gen nba players are sum else man
Wait like the Gen Alphas make the league
Gen Alpha will be fully taking over entertainment and sports before you know it next in like 2031
That’s if the robots don’t take over sports by then
throwback to the Embiid draft video
you wanna know some truths
VJ Edgecombe has the biggest dong, dont ask me how i am, Bahamian Panther Tail for real, go ask if you dont believe
I looked up “Bahamian Panther Tail”(don’t ask why) and it’s just you calling his meat this lmao
Jesus, I’m not the only one that googled and saw this thread. Either we have serious issues, or Mr. Names Hogs has some issues.
This thread has made me fully realize I’m now fully an r/nba uncle who’s completely lost and just has an impulse to yell about everything and everyone rn - we’re fully in the shit now, just fuck me
you are probably in a corrupt nation. I see many sources and a pic of him holding it against a 10 dollar bill.
Im not that interested in Hogs like Joe Rogan
but i saw it in a picture by accident scouting him
im not proud of this, they must wear them tight compression boxers to lock em down, he got one of those ones you gotta hide it cause its embarassingly big
Son of a bitch
No shit dumbass
Next you’re going to tell people that Vince Carter and Tracy McGrady are cousins. Everyone knows this
found VJ’s reddit account
Okay. How you know?
Oh it goes further back my friend https://streamable.com/g9f9
This belong in a museum
Philadelphia really had to exorcise the Lawrence, Kansas out this brother lmao
You’d love Yaxel
At least he hasn’t brought up Draymonds meat
Just puckering holes
I remember a video where some dude asked Yaxel which of his Michigan teammates had the biggest meat
Don’t fully remember the answer but I think he said Morez Johnson
It was Roddy Gayle Jr
Didn’t even blink either lol
Susmaxxing
It’s so funny how people act like gay humor alhasnt always been a thing especially in locker rooms
Weren’t MJ and Pippen betting who’s baby had the bigger dick?
Wemdy
No matter the size it’s looking small on Wemby.
I’ve said for years no matter what Shaq’s packing it has look small on Shaq.
Who have you been saying this to for years??
Other ball-knowers, sometimes. Usually my wife.
Shaft-knower
Shaftin’ a fool
[Jack Nicholson “YES” gif from the Departed]
Isn’t that from Anger Management?
Shaqknower
Shaftuille O’Neal
So you know about his balls but not his stick?
This is basketball, bro. Not stickball.
I thought it was called stick basket
https://i.imgur.com/qgoQX6u.jpeg
Lisan al gaib!
I see many possibilities…Shaq’s wang eludes even me.
Kwisatz presents this at our monthly book club and kills the mood every single time as it’s a non sequitur.
“Faramir’s relationship with his Dad was tough.”
“Y’all think Shaq’s dong has to look small right?”
You’d think Dune would have gotten him to change the topic for once, but no.
“Spice reminds me of Shaq’s kielbasa., must look small”
I usually bring it up in 1:1s with my manager
What if it still doesn’t though
Then he’s not getting it in anywhere bro
This is a good point. Imagine you just never get to lose control and go as deep and hard as possible. Because you’ll crush and murder the woman. Doesn’t even sound fun. Walking around with a 15 inch whopper.
Cherish the tiny dicks. They get full immersion every time.
Hm, feels like you didn’t need to click ‘comment’ on this one in r/nba
*Insert Train Not Fitting In Tunnel GIF
With or without blood?
Yeah it would be useless at that point
You’re getting the most half assed blow jobs. You can only deep throat a wine bottle for so long before your jaw gives out.
God help those women.
I know Gronk isnt huge compared to NBA players, but when his nude photoshoot came out, it was quite the surprise lol
“for a hundred mil”
“i’m suckin’ it”
https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/the-seemingly-never-ending-male-obsession-with-shaqs-dick
Shaq has a baby dick.
Shaquille O’Neale disease
For real how big would it need to be to look “normal”? Like 15 inches?
I can’t believe I’m posting this but… There are studies showing that there’s no correlation between height, or any other anatomic measurement for that matter, and penile size.
Actually, there is one measurement that’s highly correlated but not particularly useful, taint size. Bigger taint = bigger penis. It also correlates with higher fertility and lower risk of prostate cancer.
Huh. Interesting. What’s the correlation coefficient for prostate cancer?
It was about a 0.3 with a 95% confidence interval of 2.6 to 3.2x greater risk for people with shorter taints.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30741648/
Do looks matter or do orgasms matter? Just wondering.
Weird how the sliding dick size scale works. Mine looks small on me.
Irrelevant when its next to your face, in your hands, or between your legs.
That’s why Wemby’s girlfriend is 5’0 tall.
My brother in Christ we’re live
I don’t give a shit
I know…
https://streamable.com/g9f9
Manu just telling them about the size of the cannolis at the local pastry shop thats all 😆
r/nbacirclejerk
Is there really a difference anymore?
Yeah that sub is pointless, this sub is basically the same thing anyway
Can’t post gifs on this sub
shimmies in silence
u bum
clowb
I’ve also gotten reported in 3 other subs for posting the pic of mj hugging the huge dong, so that cj sub does have some value
Same with r/nbadiscussion lol. Literally just takes from here but extended to hit the word limit
Nah, the mods over there police shit quite a bit, for the better. I’d even your comment has no evidence, they’ll go in and delete it.
That’s the sub where all the weirdos get to post their bizarre NBA sexual obsessions and their barely veiled racism.
So, yeah, pointless. Should nuke it.
Juzz
They still goon out wnba players, ppl in this sub couldn’t even name you anybody other than Caitlin.
Running from the grind fr
It’s the offseason babeyyyy
https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1uykvgl/comment/oy2arg1
tyler kolek is the meat minister
cock connoisseur, even
Kolek is having a white boy summer for the ages
He so lucky he got a ring
He saved Christmas. He earned it
He got us the NBA cup too
Not today, Donovan. We save our windmills for the lockerroom.
De boys were helicoptering in the room
…and the NBA Cup
He was lowkey the NBA Cup Finals MVP.
What in the glaze 🤣🤣😭
Straightest Knicks player
Aint no way man…..
Ayo…..
You leave my sweet Ayo out of this!
⏸️
Tyler would respect this take so that checks
He gets a pash for dat
Now when the security guard was sucking him off…
Blocking, not shooting?
So what? There’s no stigmata these days.
No, it was the other way around! He was blowing the security guard.
Those guys from Seton Hall were 7 feet tall some of em
that’s actually crazy to say as another nba player lol. A random streamer or fan is one thing, but this… 🤣
Nah it’s pretty common players came forward and confirmed the Matt Kalil story. There’s the Big Dick Nick story.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HzoiPpP3gMw
What are you on about? You never joked with your colleagues?
if i talked about how big my colleagues dick’s were, hr violation incoming🤣
Oh for sure, same at my job, but the nba is basically McDonald’s for the athletically gifted let’s be real here
Tyler Kolek is the white Yaxel Lendeborg
I believe this is when you’re supposed to say pause
Sus
Very relevant scene from Bedazzled
Underrated movie.
He probably loved OG’s tip too.
Ngl I would be pretty upset hearing my colleague talk about me in this way
Even if they thought your dong went halfway down your leg?
I walk with my head down in shame everyday in the office. I can hear them all talking about my monster dong. I dont think i can live like this any longer
Yeah honestly I laughed at first, but it’s creepy in the end
I don’t think the average person knows that there’s zero correlation between a person’s height and their length downstairs
Is that so?
I mean considering how the proportions might work out on a guy that tall 🤷♂️
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So if it’s not even correlated I just got double unlucky. Damn
Race also doesn’t matter. Ultimately us dudes just get handed dicks from the dick fairy and either pray for the best or hope our next life is better
That’s not true. You can look at dick size by country and there’s some big gaps that fit stereotypes.
Maybe this is easy to say as someone with an aggressively average sized dick, but it’s never really been something I cared one way or the other about. As long as it works I ain’t complaining
https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/tqFh84avgSurBZq6anmYun2Vzlo=/0x0:593x242/1120x0/filters:focal(0x0:593x242):format(webp):no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/6434315/af2.0.png
that’s my BMOAT
Black man of all time?
Baby mama of all time
Ant wins that
What happened to our beloved off season?
Tyler said pause with his eyes
Now this is basketball
NYPD wasn’t wrong for thinking this guy was just some fan
Living for the Knicks post championship IG lives
“Cmon man, cmon” Chuck voice
How many more days until the season starts?
Wemby counting down the days until he can pencil-dick the league
Knicks fans were really trying to tell us that Wemby wasnt in their heads.
It’s not that deep brosquito… it’s a brainrotted ass livestream.
Nba posted this btw😭
God doesn’t always make the penis proportional…just saying lol
r/knicks in shambles
I know I’m old man… this just wasn’t funny at all..
Right this was just weird and sad. My man must of been thinking about this the way it just flowed out his mouth.
Wemby bout to ram a plane straight through MSG
Just tell him it’s a late game FT and we’ll be fine
Facts 😭 I know Wemby got a fkn MONSTER on him. I bet he has every girl screaming 😭 thats literally big bro. the biggest
Facts 😭 I know Wemby got a fkn MONSTER on him.
he says proudly
Wouldn’t you be proud?
Shaq got a 5 incher according to Thots. Take that as you will
Like a spider with 5 legs
He’ll tickle your prostate from a county away, All night, and every day. But, if you seek the girth of a Foster’s can, Seek a down under man.
genuinely weird asf tf lol
i bet he averages 2.6 cockblocks a game
Victor Wembanschlongya
Insert Wemby ‘I’m in your head’ gif lmao
You can only imagine someone like tacko fall
This is the kind of conversations we should be having
Wemby could probably tickle your belly button from the inside
Ayooooooooo
Gheorghe Mureșan was bigger… Taller
Actually even if he’s above average (which ofc he is) it would still look tiny on him. He’s like 7’4” there’s not dick that will look big on that man
Josh Hart in response to Tyler Kolek saying that Wemby has a pencil dick: “We got to normalize grown men not thinking about other peoples penises”
slenderman has a whole new meaning!
Pause
The question was ‘What do you want for food?’
We’ll need Wemby to confirm this
this is so stupid and this sub eats it up
i hate this timeline.
Bro why are all younger people on the spectrum now? I blame media lol that’s wild. Where did that come from?!? Lol
He calls it ET.
Tyler Cocklek
Until he win a championship, it ain’t big enough
He right
Shut down the goddamn circlejerk sub already
Bro what💔
Am i in LSF?? Wtf
This sub found their guy.
It would be funny af if he actually had a baby dick lmao
wtf
Rent free lmfao
This guy knows ball(s)
Btw in my extensive gay experience this generally isn’t true about the thin part. Tall, slim guys almost always have great girth is2g. I can do AMA if u guys want.