Yeah. Debates aside, it’s honestly incredibly impressive the mental discipline to train to try and be at the top of your game after accomplishing so much

Mr. Basketball Career

LeJohn Basketball

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i remember watching his rookie season on a 13-inch crt in my parents’ basement, and now i’m the one with a mortgage and a bad knee.

So Curry becomes the first ever active player to basically become a hall of famer and this all ya got for Bron? Really?

C’mon, ya can do better.

how often do people encounter a sleeping LeBron in the wild tho

He’s also a still a civilian lol. NBA isn’t law enforcement or military

It’s actually true. Because of the linear nature of time, if you encounter LeBron James currently, there is a zero percent chance of him being a regular member of society (i.e. not an NBA player).

Him being in uniform is unlikely, but not zero probability.

The same holds true for Aday Mara though, so it’s really not that interesting.

Max Verstappen but LeBron

Or if he spends the whole time between games walking to the next game in his jersey.

LeIt Follows

I am 100% dead serious when i say I think there is at least a 50% chance that lebron is a genetically modified human being and in turn, has no father.

I am dead serious. I believe lebron was grown in a test tube and then artificially implanted into gloria james and carried to term. no human being should possess his combination of size, strength and athleticism. AND to book it all out, he’s very intelligent too. (besides the decision) remember how much poise he had just coming into the league at 18 years old? it’s un-natural. how often have TV analysts described him as a “freak of nature” …..maybe it’s truer than we know.

I am serious. we all know (and I swear I am not saying this to be insulting or mean) that lebron’s mom was a crack whore (is drug addicted prostitute better?) it’s just a fact, it happened. I am NOT saying this to be mean, in fact I am a heroin addict and know a few woman who have sold themselves for dope, it happens. they are not bad people.

and the government has a history of using prostitutes and impoverished people in “experiments.” read about MK-ULTRA. it happened. the CIA used to have prostitutes slip LSD to johns and then the agents would watch what happened thru 2-way mirrors. the government helped start and continue the crack epidemic of the 80s.

I believe that lebron was a precursor experiment to create super soldiers. something where they were just like “well let’s test it out on some poor people that no one will notice and see if we can get any results before we sink more billions into this.” it’s not all that crazy. you don’t think the government has interest in creating genetically modified super human soldiers? we know for a FACT it does. it’s been documented. you don’t think russia or china has interest in such a thing? you know they do. and anything russia or china is or would be doing we are doing. to do it first and do it better.

he’s some kind of experiment that they just monitored from a distance and let keep growing. and i mean this was probably initially started with just a few people who believed it could be done and that’s why it started small and covert using regular civilians. until they could show the results to the higher ups and say “look at this, you don’t wanna fund this on a larger scale?”

and where else would such a person end up besides in a professional sports league?

I think there is probably some secret base(s) out there that are now filled with people like lebron, younger than him probably. if they couldn’t see how well the experiment worked until he was about 16-18 years old (he was pretty much a full grown man at 16 and could have came off the bench for any NBA team if not started) than maybe there are a bunch of 9-15 year old super humans like lebron (not copies of him but given the same genetic boost that he was) eating chow in some secret barracks right now…..

until someone comes forth and the DNA test shows him to be his father (and a bunch have come forward and been shown not to be) than I will believe this is AT LEAST possible..

edit: something I’d like to add in case someone says “well if this is true why wouldn’t lebron’s mom come forward and admit it, just say I participated in a government experiment and lebron was the result.” well she doesn’t know. it’s simple, she goes to a hotel with a john, he slips something in a drink and she gets knocked out-cold. they take her and do whatever they did. give her some amnesiacs or anesthesia (probably benzos too) so when she wakes up she’s in a haze and doesn’t remember anything. not even the john. she finds out she’s pregnant later and just assumes she got knocked up by any random john. has lebron. shit even if she participated willingly, got paid, and knows everything, no one would believe her crazy ass.

i think its a joke

The average redditors best attempt at understanding humor 

I wouldn’t bet against this claim

I can confirm that this is not true as I have spent my entire life in my mom’s basement

If we’re only talking about people doing that willingly, there’s a chance, if we’re talking people under any circumstance, there’s a certain family in Amstetten who would unfortunately disagree

Second, I definitely have claim to first on this one

That’s fuckin rookie numbers for reddit

Regardless of it being a joke, it’s interesting that’s where your mind went when the post has nothing to do with that at all.

does this burn still work in this economy?

what does OP mean

Figures don’t lie but liars figure AND I AM HERE FOR IT

It’s all Adam Silver alt accounts distracting from Kawhi investigation

Noticed a serious uptick in AI generated “offseason” posts too. Lotta karma farming since it’s so much easier to make pseudo-creative posts

What do you think the ‘g’ in ppg stands for?

Did you know NBA players are technically in the Army Reserves?  Let’s say a little prayer for peace

It’s not uncommon for people in a given industry to use that word to refer to everyone outside of their industry. It’s slightly tongue in cheek.

Everyone is a civilian, cops and soldiers who say otherwise are twisted

Kid’s brain is scrambled lmfao

I think Kevin Garnett (at the end of his career ofc): he entered NBA at 19 and played for 21 seasons. Vince Carter played one season more, but he was drafted at 21.

Kobe retired at about 52%. At the of death was just 48%.

Dunno, but if we’re measuring from today in 2026, my best guesses would be Kobe, Carmelo, or Chris Paul. It’d probably have to be an active player, or recently retired, or (tragically) died shortly after retiring.

Still possible by reclassifying and if you were born at the right point in the year. Cooper Flagg during his first game was only 2 days older than Bron was during his first game.

People forget the Colosseum used to host ball

Lmao calm down. It’s an offseason shitpost it’s not that serious 

lol… I didn’t think there was a way to make dumber comment than this post.

You proved me wrong.

No, he’s the first alien life force in history to have played in any major sport.