ComprehensiveDog9533 | Nuggets

447 | 10 hours ago

Somebody write this down

ThaRealSunGod | Lakers

51 | 10 hours ago

ESPN already has. Article releases TMRW

KG_Modelling | Raptors

266 | 10 hours ago

What the actual fuck did I just read… how deep in the off season are we???

seanthemonster [OP] | SAS

210 | 10 hours ago

We are almost exactly one third in. Usually the NBA season starts October 15th ish and it ended June 14th. So August 15th is about the midway point of the offseason. We are currently day 41 of 123 ish days which is 33%.

Meaning that Lebron is older in age than we are in percentage completion of the offseason

Romanopapa | Warriors

62 | 10 hours ago

What the actual fuck did I just read… how deep in the off season are we???

PeoplePad | Raptors

29 | 10 hours ago

We are almost exactly one third in. Usually the NBA season starts October 15th ish and it ended June 14th. So August 15th is about the midway point of the offseason. We are currently day 41 of 123 ish days which is 33%.

Meaning that Lebron is older in age than we are in percentage completion of the offseason

Giuseppe_exitplan | Australia

16 | 9 hours ago

What the actual fuck did I just read?

how deep into the off-season are we?

KG_Modelling | Raptors

11 | 8 hours ago

We are almost exactly one third in. Usually the NBA season starts October 15th ish and it ended June 14th. So August 15th is about the midway point of the offseason. We are currently day 41 of 123 ish days which is 33%.

Meaning that Lebron is older in age than we are in percentage completion of the offseason

Ieatfatwomanass

3 | 4 hours ago

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ???

HOW DEEP IN THE OFFSEASON ARE WE?

fuegoblue

5 | 10 hours ago

Right he’s also older in age as measured as a % of his current team name than we are as a % of total days through the 2026 offseason

claymatthews | Wizards

3 | 6 hours ago

These advanced stats are getting a little ridiculous

Omega-Toad-7017 | Bulls

6 | 10 hours ago

Brongevity and 42 days

Candid-Recover6822

5 | 10 hours ago

TLDR: Bron mogs

Waveytony | Timberwolves

5 | 10 hours ago

ESPN stat cherry pickers are furiously taking notes right now

eden_not_ttv | Thunder

2 | 3 hours ago

🚨 Casual analytics-hater alert 🚨

DivinationInn

200 | 10 hours ago

Imagine if Brady played for the 49ers

huthutmike39 | Knicks

43 | 10 hours ago

Maybe he’s waiting a couple of years to max out the stat, #GOATthings

ajteitel | Suns

13 | 10 hours ago

If ancient Rivers can come off his couch and look competent…

Unable-Main4172

30 | 10 hours ago

Oh, ok.

garrethstathum | Clippers

6 | 10 hours ago

Who the hell upvoted OPs post

Unable-Main4172

1 | 9 hours ago

Like what a schizophrenic writes in their diary

Im_the_Rhymenocerous | Kings

26 | 10 hours ago

It took me way too long to figure out what the hell that meant. Gonna be a long off season

balvan13

13 | 10 hours ago

Switch sports and finish his 9th prime as a 49er

Uselessly_Uninformed

10 | 10 hours ago

LeMathmetician

Fappinonabiscuit

10 | 10 hours ago

LeBron is under 53% the amount of upvotes I wish I could give this shit post.

seanthemonster [OP] | SAS

2 | 10 hours ago

⁴¹⁄₇₆ = 53.9 almost 54%

brac20 | Lakers

3 | 7 hours ago

Also LeBron is 41 and a half which makes him 54.6%. May as well round it up to 55%.

freedomfun | Lakers

6 | 10 hours ago

He’s already proven to be the hottest Heat and most wet Laker!

xojz

5 | 10 hours ago

Was he a more cavalier Cavalier than Jordan was a wizardly Wizard?

DivinationInn

3 | 10 hours ago

Bro is more like a Chevy Cavalier. Efficient in it’s early years, but no one wants to own one in 2026

BoasyTM

3 | 10 hours ago

Every team would’ve taken him, including yours

DivinationInn

-1 | 10 hours ago

I’m sure. Why isn’t he in LA anymore? I mean anyone would’ve taken him right?

BoasyTM

5 | 10 hours ago

LA would’ve happily taken him back, it was LeBron’s choice to leave.

Venoooooooooooooooom | DET

7 | 10 hours ago

The most sixer

whyenn | Celtics

6 | 9 hours ago

God that’s so fucking stupid, well done, impressive.
Take your upvote and get out.

JeremyGunt

5 | 9 hours ago

Does the ‘er’ in 76ers stand for ‘emergency room’? Genuinely asking

sibooku | 76ers

2 | 5 hours ago

Always has 🌏👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀🌌

eastrunsthroughcavs | Cavaliers

4 | 8 hours ago

What does this title even mean? I’m so confused

Current-Pen6452

3 | 7 hours ago

There is a stat for everything lol

tbonesocrul | Bulls

3 | 6 hours ago

subscribe

herseyhawkins33

4 | 4 hours ago

Peak off-season content

FalcoLamborghini | NBA

3 | 3 hours ago

Bro ya just be saying anything now lol.

Trying ya hardest to make it seem like Bron is anywhere close to Curry, Jordan, or Kobe.

Mesmerized_mayhem

2 | 10 hours ago

Okay this is pretty good

Pretend_Echidna_1638 | Mavericks

2 | 10 hours ago

This is the off-season content we are here for. Thought went into this. It is true. It is not offending anyone!

Well played, seanthemonster, well played!

OPSO1802 | Trail Blazers

2 | 10 hours ago

Montrezl Harrell played for the Adelaide 36ers at the age of 30.

haveumetdolores

2 | 10 hours ago

yall make stats for anything bro 🫡

padakpatek

2 | 7 hours ago

how would that be true. Surely the first players to play for any team would be at like 100%?

burymeincapitalism | Grizzlies

2 | 5 hours ago

LeHistoryInTheMaking

Whoareyoutho9

2 | 4 hours ago

Til people dont know what 76ers are short for

K_Linkmaster

2 | 4 hours ago

This is so specific, again, who is in 2nd place?

Karl malone?

bangles00 | Raptors

1 | 10 hours ago

This is fucking stupid

nomitycs | Warriors

1 | 10 hours ago

Better framed as just his age is largest % of his team’s name imo

PuzzleheadedRole8109

3 | 10 hours ago

Thanks a lot. Your dumb ass post was the final straw. Never again will open this sub and waste my time on you dumbfuk teenagers

seanthemonster [OP] | SAS

14 | 10 hours ago

You’re welcome. I’m 35 I’m upwards of 85% of Lebron’s age

SaMoSetter | Lakers

4 | 8 hours ago

upwards of 85% of Lebron’s age

I’m dead…

*Edit: this last comment had me rollin on the floor

Suspicious_Car9523

1 | 4 hours ago

over 53% the age of the team’s name lol what does that even mean

schooli00 | TOR

1 | an hour ago

Master P almost got to 50%. He would have covered the Rap in Raptor if he had made the roster.

Hour-School-2255

1 | 32 minutes ago

WTF is this

LeBron James becomes the first player in NBA history to be over 53% the age of his team’s name.