KCP is the avenger equivalent of M’Baku. Need the world saved but let’s just invite this regular ass dude.

[Hears Lebron’s joined a team]

KCP: “Alright, get me tf outta here so I can ride that bus”

Assembling hospital patients and retirees? 

gimme these sixers over thor, “sentry”, “gambit” and ‘em

Count Victor Von Wembanyama

Arguably a better team than what Thor has

Kevin love coming next. 

He’ll be in the “and the rest!” part of the opening credits

When did they start recording the doc? Wasn’t it awhile ago? He’s in there when they show the 2023 and 2024 playoffs at least lol

The lost chapter perhaps

Been washed for 2 seasons now

Same with Smart before joining the Lakers

watch this mf go off playing alongside LeBron again

I mean, taking a flier on KCP for a vet min is not the worst idea.

He’ll be good. 

Situation matters

Tbf the Grizzlies were tanking

He was streaky at best on the Jazz so I can only imagine how he might be playing now.

His best years were with Bron though, so we will see

Ben Simmons next

Anthony Davis with Embiid will be X-ray cinema

KCP has been ass the past 2 seasons

He’s washed shouldn’t play a minute in the playoffs

Well with Bron taking that crazy ass pay cut they still have flexibility to add ppl

KCP will be great at sitting on it

Lmao

PG13th reason

They need a real backup big, but that’s a solid enough bench considering they have arguably the best 5 man lineup in the NBA

Conceivably they’d have 2-3 of their star players on the court at all times. Just silly lol

LeBron philon too

The have 3 picks and 2 swaps to trade at the deadline to upgrade the bench if its needed but they should ride it out until then, just assess the roster while managaing Embiid and to a less extent Bron

The backup center will star half the games

This guy is designed to play off elite playmaking stars (Jokic, LeBron). No offense to Banchero, Franz (who barely plays) or Morant but he hasn’t had that the last few years. 

I think he’s likely cooked but he might have one more decent year. We need 3 point volume for sure.

Marcus Smart was ass on the grizzlies as a playoff team though

Jaylen Brown is a trojan horse

He’s completely washed but is a good locker room guy

He’s washed

it’s basically the klutch playbook at this point. use the bigger klutch clients to throw their weight around and get the smaller klutch clients a bone. and then they can go pitching it around the league like “look how much we got this trash ass player paid”

Klay probably heads to Miami or Detroit

Nick Richards is probably the best possible guy left for us but i think he’ll go for more than the min from someone else. Maybe he thinks he could do a 1 year and leverage that for another longer contract

Klay sucks and a head case. I’ll take KCP in 2026. Neither are great so this is a locker room add

you can sign players to veteran’s minimum salary at any time, regardless of your cap situation

obviously having LeBron makes the Sixers more desirable so there now more players willing to sign for the minimum

Here you go:

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/PNfA-FVYL9Y

Fuck it, Ben

Bron’s just going down the list after he couldn’t get AD

Teams literally didn’t guard him in Orlando and he still couldn’t make wide open shots. You thought teams were game planning to stop KCP from getting wide open shots these past 2 years. They were literally helping off of him to pack the paint. The guy is just garbage now.

And make greedy pedo Josh Harris pay an extra cent more than he has to? Yeah fucking right

Hard capped at the first apron this year.

prob cause he’s 41 yrs old

What would they do? The entire league is in debt to Bron

What are they going to do ? Demand he take more money lol

Idk how the league is fine with LeBron getting all of Gary Trent Jr’s money under the table by way of Klutchenomics

They probably realize this is an anomaly and won’t be easily replicated

If anything they owe LeBron more money bc of how much he’s done for the league.

Guys like Lebron and Curry haven’t been paid what they’re worth their entire career. 

Isn’t he pretty washed, I didn’t pay attention to him in memphis

Well he’s completely washed lol. He’ll be a good 9th guy tho

He was pretty poor the last 2 seasons and on a 21 million dollar contract which no team would trade for with his production

Have you you been asleep for the past two years?

Vet Min Ig

Dalen Terry’s contract is un-guaranteed. We can waive him

Other potential moves:

• dump Johni Broome

• waive Jabari Walker (partial guarantee)

• dump Watford (I think?)

If he’s good for the vibes it’s probably worth it