[Charania] Mario Hezonja is being held up by Lebron’s decision
Imagine going back 6 years ago and reading that this is a 2026 headline
“Mario Hezonja is still in the league?!?”
Is the horse still around?
It does horse things.
Fuck, I miss game of zones.
Lebron must have bought an expansion team and Hezonja was left unprotected
I just realized that if LeBron had retired at a normal age, he might’ve bought the Blazers instead of this asshole. Now I’m depressed.
The blazers sold for 4.6B. LeBron network is between 1.2-1.4B, and that’s definitely not all liquid funds.
You could also argue that (beyond what LeBron has earned on the court) that playing this long at such a high level has boosted his worth. I’m sure you could even figure out a monetary evaluation for LeBron playing with Bronny.
My point is, at best he own less than 20% of the Trailblazers and would have to assemble his own team of private investors.
Nah he just needs to get Phil Knight’s backing and he’d be good.
You know the actual new owner didn’t buy it outright himself either, right? LeBron could definitely be the controlling owner right now if he had raised financing and brought in minority investors.
I held onto my Mario stock for good reason
Dude just wants in the headlines lmao
Lebron truly has no mercy
LeBron to Hezonja: “I don’t think about you at all”
This applies to Chalmers as well
Edit: why did bro edit his comment now mine makes no sense
Not true, Lebron thinks about Rio when he’s angry and looking for someone to take it out on
The fact that Rio straight up told him he was playing like a bitch on the bench is hilarious tho. I don’t know how many teammates in Brons 24 year career have done that.
Chalmers shouldn’t be allowed to have arms to shoot a basketball.
Edit: This is from an snl skit, guys.
And then grown men everywhere cry “LeBron hurry up Mario is sad”
Mercy is for the weak
I’m not buying cat food until he spills the beans
Bron still mad about that block
James blocked by Mario Hezonja
https://imgur.com/a/IT6AGzh
damn lebron finally gets his revenge
This has gotta be the greatest reaction image to a post in /r/NBA history right here 🤣
For anyone not remembering ‘Mario He’s on ya’ played great 1v1 defense on Lebron and blocked his shot on a last play when Knicks were playing Lakers https://youtu.be/UeP07ap8fMA
Leon has the chance to do the funniest thing.
Well OP was the one who “reacted” to their own post 🤷
Still his reaction to the news
Yeah definitely a bit like “oh a little bit try hard but ok I guess”
Why is LeBron Tebowing
Contemplating retirement after he got blocked by Hezonja.
What fucking year is it, Mario Hezonja news, “tebowing” mention, LeBron’s decision… It’s all over the place
Idk but dicks out
Light the beam
too soon
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the giannis dunk was like 4 months earlier
During the blazers series in the bubble, LeBron targeted him a bit.
Lebron’s so big he’s starting to interfere with interstate commerce
Thank god he isnt a government entity
LeTariff
LeConomist
LeCommunist??? 🤔
yet
At this point I’m starting to wonder if LeBron is affecting the Strait of Hormuz.
Demand for plane tickets to see LeBron debut with his new team affects the demand for jet fuel, which affects the global demand for crude oil, which affects the leverage of having the Strait of Hormuz open versus closed.
Red herring. He’s clearly behind blockading the Saudis in the Bron Le-Mandab strait
Gibbons v Ogden was very clear on the matter.
More like LeWickard. Or is he LeFilburn?
that’s federal
What impact will FDR’s “Pack The Court” initiative have on LeBron’s legacy?
LeDormant Commerce Clause
LeBron needs to sign so they can reopen the straight of Hormuz.
🎵 Our economy’s based on Lebron James 🎵
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM
Blocked by james
LeBlockCocker
Comments you can hear
Lmao do these guys want to play with LeBron or something? LeBron will sign for the vet min how does he affect these players and teams from signing
Because they will join the teams LeBron has been linked to that he ultimately decides not to go to. The case with Hezonja, was mentioned as the case for Derozan, the case for Kuminga, etc.
Kuminga is linked to one of Cleveland, Minnesota, Miami, Philadelphia, Golden State?
Cleveland and the Lakers
The lakers are the team farthest from getting lebron
He’s far more likely to rejoin the Lakers than to sign with Utah.
i think he would rather retire
Not necessarily. He only has one wife now. Imagine LeBron with like… six wives.
Wives don’t work like rings, brother…
But they each have one ring
Could 2018 LeBron have turned the tide of the Utah War?
But Kuminga’s agent fully believes that he’ll get the tax payer’s MLE from Cleveland if Lebron doesn’t sign there, it’s rumored that if Lebron goes to Cleveland Kuminga goes to LA
Cleveland would have to convince James harden to take a massive paycut for Kuminga
I know, but his agent ain’t exactly the smartest person
Bronny is putting in a good word for them
You asked about teams kuminga is linked to
Cleveland, if they don’t land Bron, is supposed to be the main team after him besides LA
There is another…
Cleveland yes
Westbrook is going to Miami if they don’t land LeBron, also I’m assuming Beal is probably being held up too
Teams are holding a roster spot for Lebron. Once they’re officially out on him they will sign the other free agents.
LeBron is ContractMogging all of them
Revenge for the super Mario block on Bron at MSG
People willing watch Pat mcafee. Crazy
Yeah I guess he’s half of espn now since they fired anyone remaining. Other half is Stevenay smith
Pat MAGAfee
Figure only frat college guys watch shityy pat and shitty barshit
Yeah no way I’m unmuting this one
Unironically the only draw ESPN has
Lol you dipshits listen to Draymond and watch Shaq
No cursing please
For real. Shaq is the biggest insecure crybaby I’ve ever seen. Dude needs therapy bad. I can’t fathom watching a talk show with him on it. He doesn’t even seem like he gives a fuck about basketball from the clips I’ve seen over the years. At least SAS pretends to be passionate.
Lmao no way your illiterate ghetto ass don’t listen to Draymond and Shaq. Their broken English is right up your bum alley
Calling me illiterate but you don’t even know how to reply to the right comment
Wait, I thought I was in r/nbacirclejerk for a second there
World Peace is being held up by LeBron’s decision 2.0
Decision 2 was his return to Cleveland, this is Decision 4: The Quest For Peace
It’s crazy that people are not remembering this is the 4th time LeBron will be changing teams.
At least it wasnt his elbow this time
Someone call Infantino and tell him to give the second ever FIFA peace prize to LeBron for making the decision.
He doesn’t go by that last name any more
I would hate to be the GM that is rejected by Lebron James and has to instead announce Mario Hezonja
*You would hate to be the GM that is rejected by Mario Hezonja and has to instead announce Lebron James
How tf do people watch mcafee? He’s just so obnoxious even in short doses.
I hate that he’s always standing. It’s such an awkward angle visually.
Well it’s not so much that he’s standing it’s that he has a short desk and hunches down over it, the setup could be different to accommodate his standing, or have two sections, one for standing one for sitting at the desk.
The next Trump tariffs are being held up by LeBron’s decision.
My only takeaway from this is that LeBron clearly hates immigrants.
LeBron really getting his lick back for the time Mario got him
I am personally held up from work by Lebron’s decision
why doesn’t mcafee sit down
Shane Gillis has the remote for his vibrating underwear
He’s trying to flex the entire time he’s on air.
He thinks he’s showing off biceps
We’ll take the horse
I wish Game of Zones still released episodes!
I’ll defend anyone
HE’S HOLDING UP HEZONJA?!
LMFAO
Warrior him.
Blazers GOAT Mario Hezonja
I get it. This is the same man that stepped over Giannis and blocked LeBron to end his season, both in the same year. If LeBron goes to Miami Mario is going to be the hottest free agent in the NBA in quite some time.
Nobody cares, Shams.
He isn’t the only one. Tough luck, but it will be fine
It wpuld be hilarious if all 30 teams filled all 15 spots, and LBJ still isn’t on a roster.
G-League it is then
MJ never won a G League title. Maybe you’re onto something.
How much more betrayal can Mario Hezonja take?
LeHesitation
Imagine GM’s having to explain to Mario’s agent “We wanna sign you to be part of this squad however at the moment we’re evaluating our salary cap at this time”
Mario and Leuigi
wat
Mario is probs the wolves back up option, if we can’t get Bron.
First in my bloodline to read this sentence
And last
Yo why is this ex kicker acting like he knows shit about basketball?
Uhh yall have the power to not make threads on every inane update surrounding this…
Iran is waiting for LeBron’s decision before they decide where to attack next
From the thumbnail, I thought Pat was on an exercise bike
LeBronja
Good post NBACJ.
Does Mario Hezonja realize he’s Mario Hezonja?
LeInconsiderate
Didn’t Hezonja recently say he would never want to return to the NBA?
There’s one thing ya dun do: hold up the Hezzy
LeCustoms
rofl jesus
And the investigation into Kahwi is holding up Lebron’s decision
What a great backup plan
If shams died tomorrow the world would not skip a beat
This is insane lol this man has a family and friends and would be missed, I think it’s a bit nuts to hate a sports persona to the point of joking about his life being worthless as a human being
insane title bro
Who tf cares?
The Mcafee crew always dogs on Shams like he isn’t one of the most important pieces in today’s NBA.
Shams is such a cornball. Bring back Woj
how the tables turn 7 years later…
LeBron being kinda a dick like kawhii back in 2019
This is for that one regular season game a decade ago pal. Owned.
Wait who actually wants hezonja, he sucked 5+years ago what could he possibly do now?
Pat…sit down
LeZonja
No he isn’t.
Mario is free now!
This shit is so boring tbh
I appreciate Lebron’s time in LA, but dude has always been a douche nozzle.
Who
LeBron James
I was fine when it was just Silvers, but HEZONJA!? how dare he!
Can the fans vote if we even want to see Lebitch again? I’m sick of him
Fuck Lebron, his retirement will make the NBA heal itself
you have free throw terrorist on your team, LeBron is above your bum ass franchise
Lebron made a generation of NBA fans believe it’s good enough to just make the finals or good enough to just beat the rockets in 2026.
Give me an opinion that you didn’t take from Reddit’s hivemind. Please and thank you.
Lebron is a terminal disease to the NBA and its culture
your franchise made 3 finals appearances in all of its history, LeBron has 10, Melo and TMac never made it to the finals
idk why i am even wasting my time you clearly didn’t see 2018 LeBron
Melo and TMac aren’t even top 75 players of all time. Calm down nephew.
2011-2018 LeBron succeeded when the east was at its weakest lmao.
Go to bed kid. Muting you now. This is a LeBron convo and you’re bringing up OKC, Melo and TMac?!?!