When he got on his knee to propose, he naturally got injured.

From the original Top Gun movie in the ‘80s?

I don’t think I can afford this stance with my girlfriend 😂

i can’t understand this sentence.

edit: stop explaining it lol he already fixed the sentence and explained.

It was a widely reported page 6 item. Never confirmed 

every contract only adds to the future alimony and child support checks

It’s a pretty big bag.

So? Bag with a leak is still better than no bag.

You assume one sided but this could just be open for all

who said it’s one sided?

Family tree is going to be a family forest

And they all seem to move around players.
Like..theres gold diggers out there bro why you swappin same girls all around

Where’s the /u/yungsnuggie copypasta?

They know their husband is not gonna be monogamous. But they get to be the number one.

these young bucks don’t know. You gotta remember a lot of these NBA players aren’t even old enough to drink when they get in the league; they’re still babies. They’ve been coddled their entire life, all through school and college, and now they get out in the real world with a pocket full of cash and every type of girl you could imagine trying to pull your sweatpants off. See, before you got that contract, while you were in school, you were just a prospect. You probably got a lot of attention from women, but your success wasn’t a guarantee. Once you start pulling in them bucks, the type of women you encounter drastically change. Straight up jaw droppers wherever you turn. That’s not an accident.

These kids don’t understand that once you’re in the real world, sex becomes a business move, for both parties. Even for us mortals, money is a big factor in your sex life. I don’t care who you are, you know that shit is important. (Protip from Uncle Snuggie: if you got money, just don’t fuck broke bitches. Just don’t, change your phone number if you have to. Move to the other side of the country to somewhere broke bitches cant afford to go. They will ruin everything I don’t care how pretty they are get a bitch with some capital. That’s real shit. Get a Kim Kardashian. She stupid and probably can’t read but she got money and won’t take that much from you in divorce proceedings because of that. Be with someone who can throw in the pot too.)

The Dwight Howard’s of the world don’t understand that there’s a price tag hanging off his nutsack. Dwight Howard is easily shelling out 6 figures a year per baby mama. (The fuck you need 100k a year to raise a baby? I could raise my whole hood 6 times with that kind of paper all babies need is somethin to rattle and someone to wipe they ass) That’s more money than most of us will ever make in our lives, even those of us with professional and graduate degrees. 18 years, 18 years, she got one of yo kids, got you for 18 years.

I think every citizen, NBA or not, should know how divorce/family laws work, especially if you ever fuck around and get paid. You find out how much Uncle Sam will take out of your pocket cause you wanted to fuck raw and it’ll turn you into a nun; keep your dick on a leash kid.

When you’re young and naive if you believe in shit like the purity of “love” and all that other liberal hippie crap Disney shoves down your throat as a child you can fall victim to a big butt and a smile quite easily.

That’s real shit

shoutout the king u/YungSnuggie (source)

Also open relationships exist. I don’t know if Ant cares, but also, I feel like if I was an NBA player and my gf was ok with me sleeping with others, I’d kinda expect her to do it too given how much time players spend traveling. Most guys aren’t ok with open relationships, but most guys don’t have $100s of millions and tons of women throwing themselves at them.

I mean it is more than money. Also time. Is the the face of their partnership, like the one he openly takes to trips, vacations, spends time with the family then she may be okay

At the risk of sounding like I was born yesterday: maybe she likes the guy a little bit too?

It’s like the wives of the Italian mobsters in Sopranos. They all know their husbands have a side piece, but they don’t want to know about it or see any evidence of it.

And it’s kind of been that way throughout history with the rich and powerful. Just varies how open they are about it. The wife is either for politics, or just the favorite. They understand the agreement up front and are cool with the trade off.

That’s crazy lmao

It’s always “ON” season!

Since age 14 is crazy.

That’s what fucked our perception up this whole time. We’re losing track of how long players have been here. PG was the young gun who was coming for LeBron back in 2013.

Now he’s the veteran running mate for the new youngin that was gunning for Lebron in 2017. Tatum

Things that have a non-zero chance of being sent to his wife at some point in their relationship lol.

Get a prenup lol

Wiscansin, yes I know tpain just said that so it’d rhyme with mansion

Immaculate conception twin

She’s like 40 years old and has a kid with chief keef. She’s just securing the bag