Ryan Waldschmidt hits his first career home run to make the score 9-2 Dbacks
Dbacks have another Schmidt variant to give us all headaches?
Our scientists have combined Paul Sewald and Paul Goldschmidt to create Waldschmidt, the ultimate baseball player.
Before anyone asks, no, we didn’t stop to think if we should.
Actually another Ldschmidt, even more powerful
Don’t worry. He doesn’t play 1st base
With how our 1B production has been let’s not rule that out
3 HRs all on 2 outs, what a hot streak.
Raul Gwaldschmidt.
what the fuck was that swing lmao
Also crazy that it took a guy who was talked about as a 30 HR type as a prospect take a whole ass quarter of a season’s worth of play to hit his first.
Another _ _ _ _ || _ _ L D S C H M I D T has hit the D-Backs lineup
Wow the a’s are dogshit
What the hell, A’s?