Chuck ranting about Galveston Tx

Colin Cowherd dropped an absolute gem not too long ago.

“Having Kevin Durant is like having a boat. The day you buy it, and the day you sell it, are the two happiest days of your life.”

And Colin was right.

‘Charlie Ward sucks’ - Bill Walton, mid-game

Commentator 1: “There’s James Harden getting some shots in for warm-ups, definitely had a pre game meal.”

Commentator 2: (short snicker laugh) “Stop”

https://youtu.be/IPbTqtqyETM?si=NkNVVI3ROME3p0uj

“Too big, too fast, too strong….did you not get the memo?”

RIP Stacy King

“I got two words for you, Steve Nash and Chris Paul, must see TV!”

BANG!

“LeBron James, with no regard for human life!”

All time great line

I’d hit it out the park no questions asked - mark jackson on Savannah james

IF YOU DON’T LIKE THAT, YOU DON’T LIKE NBA BASKETBALL

anything Chuck says

Watching a local broadcast for Pacers vs 76ers. Clark Kellog with the quote, “Allen Iverson, smooth as a baby’s bottom and just as explosive!” I don’t remember what AI did to get the call, but that one lives rent free in my mind.

Kwame Brown?!? We talkin about Kwame Brown?!

“Chris Paul was making fun of James manboobs in practice to the point that he broke down in tears and had to leave a couple of practices” -Skip Bayless

“What does second cousins mean? When people say that, I never know what they mean… or what you’re allowed to do when you’re a second cousin.”-JVG

I want Iguodala. 

Jack Armstrong (Raptors): “OG is off to a blistering shart..er…start.” I think about this a lot.

Mark Jackson: Mama there goes that man

Chuck: Poh-lease presence

SAS: Lamar who was on crack

Jack Armstrong had the best line during a broadcast
Ron Burgundy anyone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdIcHNvPrnw

“When a guy is banging you”

“And I hope you have enjoyed my t-mobile fav 5 lists. I’m a dumbass.”

“What does second cousins mean? When people say that, I never know what they mean… or what you’re allowed to do” -Jeff Van Gundy.

“Anytime Detroit scores over 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win”

-Doug Collins

Mark Jones has a few gems that come to mind

-Looking like LA Fitness at 3 o’clock

-Had him on a flight like an IG model

-Hotter than fish grease

-Shot in the air so long it could’ve had a movie on it

Nah chucks was better when Zion whent to Portland to train and chuck said “ they act like they don’t have any food in Portland “

They got some big women in San Antonio

-Charles Barkley

“By the way, his very first move as the executive was to sign Lamar Odom, WHO WAS ON CRACK”

“Who, Phil or Lamar?”

This really could just be a Charles Barkley quotes thread

“I don’t know what a second cousin is… or what you’re allowed to do.” - JVG

Mike Breen’s iconic bang call will never get old because you instantly know something unforgettable just happened.

The Timberwolves are screaming for a foul, there was none called.  Rubio off to Love OH THAT’S A FOOOUL!  Love moved to his left on Marion, Shawn had his hand out, he went right across the arm of Love.  That. Is. Unbelievable.  Referees are booed as they go of the floor.  BRUTAL!  DAVID Guthrie is right there, he didnt have the guts to call it.  Also, DOH ED MALLOY!  100 to 98 he was sitting right there along the baseline and DIDN’T make the call.

“How dare you Damian! HOW DARE YOU!”

After Dame did a turn around jumper from mid range to with the game in Detroit or Philly.

Hubie on guys flopping, “ he wouldnt fall over so easily if you were trying to take his wallet”.  Paraphrasing

When I just started working I was under immense pressure because I had to support my parents and my pay was really shit. It was a big grind for those 10 years and 2 quotes really kept me motivated throughout those tough times:

CWebb: In life, when things get down and don’t look great, keep your mind straight and run through the tape.

Shaq said something along the lines of when he complained to his dad that people were beating him up and triple teaming him, his dad said “Kareem didn’t complain. Kareem didn’t cry. Kareem just dominated.”

“Lonzo Ball had a triple single.”

And “when a guy is banging you”

OH MY GOODNESS VALENTINE

“And when the guy’s banging you”