Omen of attrition? Eight whisper? Lattice
Memory? Where am I???

The fact that this satirical post seems to most people to be a *completely* plausible, everyday thread about the making of a bow says a lot about the state of the crafting system.

Holy shit check the flair before you end up like me thinking there’s a 7th layer of crafting hell 😟

Pls explain lattice memory and suffix pressure this is amazing

Haters will say it’s fake

You can actually skip a couple steps here by clever usage of item perseverance through omen toggling. Saves you tons of time in the long run and hinders suffix pressure entirely.

I thought I was having a fucking stroke reading this. Nice.

¹⁰⁄₁₀ shitpost

so simple omg

Jesus Christ, I didn’t see the flair until the second read. Good post!

Omens of the Eighth Whisper (OEW) ? How are the OEWs worth it when you’ve already unlocked the Linekora’s Hock in Act 7, giving you the ability to appoint (as opposed to annoint) free, three, tree, T3 suffixes onto the prefixes who were already previously suffixes? Isn’t that a waste of a Recanting (OSRs)? I guess you learn something new every day.

just krangle it

This is beautiful

lol that’s my comment OP was inspired by. Made me think of this; https://youtu.be/Ac7G7xOG2Ag?si=yDlNbH_1386xNw6v

Don’t forget to Krangle it or you’ll end up maidenless (no thralls)!

The fact that this could be true says something about crafting

Masterful writing and crafting knowledge. Had me going far longer than I want to admit.

Had me in the first half ngl. Thanks for the laugh.

I almost googled wtf is lattice memory in poe2

I never touched the crafting system. This post seemed totally legitimate to me.

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sir this is Wendy’s

I havent played for 3 days. It took me until 2nd paragraph to realise this wasn’t in a patch id missed. S Tier shithousery and probably exactly how a real crafting post reads to people playing for the first time.

Thats hilarious, I was like 2 mirror bow? Let’s see how similar it is to the one I made. After being so confused realized its from a comment on my post! ¹⁰⁄₁₀

Super common craft. Gonna tank the market

‘If we don’t get you crafting by level whatever, we failed’! … “it’s easy when you understand space-time is curved and you REROLL PREFIXES THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN SUFFIXES” 😂😂😂 this is HILARIOUS!

https://preview.redd.it/yq6u1p08jpeh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db9ffd5d5b6900c3a2ca7e78313757c835fe228d

Amazing bro. Next season my goal is to make mirrors doing this easy stuff and not the boring shit that is playing the game. I’d much rather sit in my hideout and do this.

/s

😉

Lol it is like another language.

If you like gambas you can save 3,000 divines if you skip the final phase of this craft by inverting the negative value of the pre slam value by corrupting the Omen of Intrusion by defeating Uber Atziri, but only if you score the kill while wearing corrupted gear. Be careful because you are not allowed to swap gear in this boss encounter (learned this the hard way). She will drop a Medallion that allows you to place a room that can only be accessed by creating a V shape temple. Remember to complete the hidden atlas. I payed for a carry and it was worth it, costed me 2,000 Divines.

lmfaoo I saw that original comment you referenced and also laughed and thought it was ridiculous xD

The fact some people actually think this is a legit post just shows you how intense high-end crafting is in POE 2.

I mean, swap a few of those made-up terms, and you got a real How To post.

This was beautiful.

I hate you.

What about lettuce and sour cream?

Just woke up and started reading this, got to the second paragraph and realised this has to be rage bait lol 😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼

I haven’t laughed like this in a long time.

Sincerely, I own the game but did not yet try it out and your post made me think that perhaps I shouldn’t try it at all…

But then I read some of the comments, realized you were joking, and began to laugh, probably mostly due to sheer relief ;-)

Glad I spotted ilvl84 and didn’t have to bother reading the rest lol

Awww man, see where I have been messing up is that I was using the terrsiract, rather than the memory lattice.

Dude this is pure gold

This, my friends, is a quality shitpost.

I feel like for 90% of poe 2 players wouldn’t differentiate this from an actual crafting post/video , which doesn’t speak well for current state of crafting

6.8k div? How the hell people even make that many divs? If I really wanted to try I could probably make 90-100 divs a day and it will really get me to try hard.

gibberish.

might be some joke here that i dont get

Fubs alt

As a newish player who is working on t13 maps, reading these type of posts is making me think I may have hit the wall where I stop playing/my personal endgame.

I’ve been just blindly throwing exalts at stuff I think is good, add in a fracture when I get my 6 prefix/suffix, and throw in a couple runes. None of this other stuff makes any sense to me and I have a bunch of materials I wouldn’t have the slightest clue in using.

Bro cracked the Matrix

You made me lost thousand of divs

Unironically, this is how the crafting in this game will be in 2 years.

Am I even playing the same game?

Bruh I know the words but I still don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about

This is my first season playing POE2, having never played 1, and this is how every crafting guide I have looked at so far reads to me. Well done.

I can’t believe they make a crafting system that only 1% of the player base can understand. And yes I consider you part of the 1% because this sounds real.

Krangle or no balls!

I’m not sure I’ll ever get to this level of crafting…I can barely even get Divs at this point…but this is amazing.

I need a phd in poe 2 to even understand this.

Did you use any thundercubes?

Bro is crafting in PoE 3.

Why are you speaking magic words man

Bruh wtf this feels like some memory manipulation shit i see in speedruns xD

Sounds about right.

In new , dud we jaut discover cold fusion wirh that he said

dude we are playing two different games wtf man , that’s fucking crazy

Love how it starts with ‘it’s not that complicated’ and then immediately throws the words ‘lattice memory’ at you.

I really do envy people who make crafting in this game an art

Krangle vibes with this one

Bro this shit is BONKERS. 

How do y’all keep up with all of this? Seriously. I just hit maps for the first time and 90% of what I see in the sub I have no clue what it is. 

I don’t know half of these words…

I thought i can understand the crafting step. But dude using word out of the box . Omen of what now ? We got that ?

I hit the third paragraph before realizing. Absolutely brilliantly written.

I noticed some Path of Exile keywords in this post:

• ilvl - Item level (Wiki)
• div - Divine Orb (Wiki)
• Sinistral - Only affecting prefixes

^(I am a bot.) ^| ^(All acronyms) ^| ^(Suggest)

Bruh who are these “people” who kept asking? I aint see anyone asking

Anyway gotta spend money to make money Edit: when you fail to see the linked post…