“Former 5th overall pick who only lasted 5 years in the NBA denies he’s a bust and blames the NBA just being a show for not lasting more than 5 years in the league”

You didn’t get the respect because you sucked.

Watched his bum ass play 58 games shooting 27 fuckin percent from three. and he wants to talk about respect??

Ben Simmons but with Mario Hezonja’s confidence would have been on the all-decade team

I vow to never have sex with Sydney Sweeney again

Underrated ego because people don’t remember him and he was a bust but damn that dude thought he was god himself lol

He legitimately wasn’t NBA starting caliber

Oladipo has a better shot returning than him

Insane ego for a colossal bust lol

nobody in this thread remembers that time he got a game winning block against LeBron I see

His ass got humbled and tried to save face. Respect is earned not given

He averaged more fouls than assists every year.

Turns out people change their minds sometimes

He was insulted that the raptors picked the horse instead of him.

Horse things

Lmaooo I watched him play bruh he was not like that

2k Rating

Confidence: 99

Overall: 62

WHO

Bye Felicia 

Hold on a sec. Am I hallucinating the reports from a few hours ago that said he was coming back to the nba?

Did he basically get a “no” from all 30 teams after that report and then do a hard heel turn and basically just say “well fuck yall anyway the nba sucks”??

Is that what just happened?

The man who passed the ball to the other team on a 4 on 1 fast break with a behind the back pass.

Dude couldn’t even hack it in a show league

Game of Zones really did a number on him.

Very easy to say when no one is offering him a contract.

Nah, between him and a horse that only does horse things, I’d rather pick the horse.

Oh god, the original “Orlando needs some shooting, and this man is descending to fix that hole” that never showed up. You have to hope that he’s at least grown up since then but his ego wasn’t the only issue (unless his ego was the sole factor he played like ass for numerous teams and couldn’t get it regardless of the lockerroom).

Who?

man said the nba is a show and now he’s coming back for more episodes lol

You couldn’t live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me

You would have gotten more attention if you were better

Quién es?

No shit? Why would you get paid millions of dollars to play fundamental basketball.

I need my bread and circus damn it 🙄

Really good athlete with no basketball skills.

You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me

-Thanos Silver

I feel the same way Mario.

Still mad at Magic picking this clown

Blazer fan here, MH was fucking awful to watch. One of my least favorite signings of the Dame era. At $3.7M over 2 years, he was overpaid.

He’s half right but bro you had chances to be part of the show

This was my fucking man in whatever NBA2k he was in lol

me too, Mario. The NBA will regret crossing us, mark my words

times have changed

He’s incredibly annoying in Europe too with his incessant rumour-milling about where he’ll play each season, only to renew at Madrid with bigger wages and an even more inflated ego.

Get him to the NBA so we can stop seeing articles debating where he’ll go for at least a couple months.

Mario, you sucked, just shut your mouth and put your head down and grind and make this second chance worth it

I would also like to announce that I will not be returning to the NBA

(I was never there to begin with but that’s not important)

I also vow to never join the nba

Who’s bringing him back?

Vows to never return? Bro…it’s not up to you

Forget the Lebron decision, this is the biggest new to hit the NBA this offseason. Will the league survive now?

I bet those Russian basketball contracts aren’t hitting like the NBA ones.

Uncle Rico levels of cope 

Mario Hezonja 2: Reapectful boogaloo

He’s not wrong with NBA prioritizing being an entertainment show rather than a sporting competition

The best moment of his NBA career was as Knick blocking LeBron’s buzzer beater attempt. LeBron falls to the ground and Mario gives him this “fuck up, bitch” look and walks away.

still remember Dame carrying his ass in 2020

I mean, this season was pretty decent, especially the playoffs enforcing tougher rules, the NBA playing real basketball, last time this was a thing, that was 2010ish, 15 years of softness

Who would pay so much money if it wasn’t a show?

This motherfucker…

I specifically thought he would be an all star because of his ego, turns out he’s just mega ass and I’m wrong

Hezonja was more of a showy player than an effective one

Big “I didn’t want to fuck her anyway” energy.

Wasn’t expecting so much Mario Hezonja talk this summer

What is “things you say to make yourself feel better”?

He still carries himself with the same mindset he had coming into the NBA Draft, when scouts and the media labeled him as one of the cockiest and most arrogant prospects in years.

With all due respect who is this guy

He was ass on the Blazers. He couldn’t hit his three’s

Who?

Wtf is this comment section

Oh no what will we do without him

Aw so he’s a gamer and not a shower then

I still remember his nickname used to be Crobe his first couple years in the league 🤷‍♂️

i mean he isn’t wrong. Favoritism, referee bias, having separate platforms to view games, draft kings, the game is night and day when watching college or european basketball.

this guy was terrible lol does he think he could come back if he wanted to?

You gotta believe what you gotta believe to move forward sometimes. At least he’ll always have that moment with LeBron where he locked him up to win the game.

Respect is earned. He was mediocre at best

Dude is the Lolcow in basketball

His NBA comp at the draft was JR Smith

‘the NBA is more a show’

yup with the media production and arena entertainment, it is a show.

no please stay in madrid. We have great weather, amazing city to live in, competing every season for euroleague. Who cares what happens on the other side of the atlantic.