[Brendan Tobin] Giannis getting told about the creatures he’ll be seeing in Florida.
“Maybe I should ask for a trade…” 😂
Bros coming home
Going from Wisconsin where it freezes hard every year and there are only tiny spiders and barely any snakes to southern Florida is going to be quite a wake up call if you aren’t used to creepy crawly things hahaha
Tobin almost became public enemy #1 in SFL after a single 5 minute interview lmao
[Charania] “Giannis has requested a trade from the Miami Heat after finding an iguana in his backyard. Sources tell ESPN.”
Those iguanas really are starting to exceed the human population down there goddamn
Yeah, they are like Kangaroo now. Everywhere
how big are their poos
i live in a tropical area with tons of rather large geckos, and let me tell you they take a lot of shits and their shits are like the size of food pellets that chinchillas eat, like this relatively small lizard just squeezed something out of its butthole the equivalent of like a human squeezing out a tall pringles can
i’m fascinated by it
Lmao my guy asking the real questions
They’re big and they just poop everywhere. They leave what almost look like small dog piles all over my damn deck. My dog does try his best to keep the population down
Damn that’s wild what size dog’s dog pile are we talking like german shephard or like cocker spaniel
please be specific it’s for research purposes
Mountain Shepard sized
Forget Iguana, there was a fucking alligator in my ex’s pool one morning. Dude was just chilling probably waiting for my mother in law.
There was also a time we came home and a 6 foot snake was in the living room. Number of giant spiders too. This is all in the span of 3 months. People make fun of Australia meanwhile Florida is Jurassic Park.
Edit: she also owned a smuggled red panda.
Are you allowed to eat them? I remember my family in Mexico would eat iguana.
This past winter when they froze and started falling out of trees some folks were getting sooooo up in arms about people taking them and eating them. It’s always weird to me where some people draw the line.
If Fallout taught me anything, that wasn’t iguana you were eating.
Damn. Toronto never had a chance of signing him.
What’s in Toronto?
Raptors?
Drake
The cleverest of them all…THE RAPTOR. Mentally broke Booker at one point.
Raccoons
We just needed to show him a picture of an iguana.
Did he include Cougars?
Why you think he requested a trade 🫣
My mom also comes to get rid of any bugs in the house
That poor man is not ready.
His flabbergastedness has me in tears lmaooo. They gotta get bro some exposure therapy or something, just put him in a tub with some goggles and cover him in iguanas fear factor style
Might be the first time I’ve seen flabbergastedness but going to steal that lol
I’d pay good money for an NBA fear factor show. Jimmy Butler would be top of the list of who I’d wanna see. And then OG for the contrast of him not reacting to anything.
Will he see the Florida man tho
I really thought this was going to be about the weird types of people he could expect to see down there
We also got parakeets in South FL. Theyre pretty cool.
If Giannis wanted wild parakeets he should’ve gone to Chicago!
Is it true there’s wild monkeys in Florida?
Yup. I forget which species, but they do have one down in Florida.
Yep! Never seen them tho.
Last time i was in boca raton there were huge spiders
If theres a swamp, theres a gator. - The Alligator Man
Nothing more frightening than r/FloridaMan
Bronasauras
You could just move to the west coast Giannis
Someone give Giannis an Iguana taco
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He is going to die when he sees a gator or a python climbing his fence
Full interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJZdyZnDrYc
Bro should’ve done some research of regional wildlife lol he in way over his head lol
Giannis is very funny.
…is this a secret Kalshi ad
Yo chat is it true there’s wild sht in florida ive seen some pythons, alligators n sht in everglades in YouTube video
but is it common everywhere in Miami? Across the street ?
Pythons aren’t usually hanging out in view of people, but alligators are all over the place. Any body of water in Florida will have them.
Damn! Alright then I’ll add that to my list of places not to visit
Place of not to visit:
Australia - wildlife n spiders everywhere Florida - Alligators everywhere Everglades - bermese python everywhere
nd every swampy region across the globe
We’re all bodies of water!
Including pools.
Years after my family moved from Miami to Tennessee, we were unpacking a box of old Christmas decorations and found the skeleton of an anole at the bottom of the box, they do get into everything lol
“What the hell did I sign up to”
Needs to hire a full time Florida man on his estate
Are iguanas tasty? They look like they would be tasty.
Why is he not saying to shoot it, everyone shoots them😂 there invasive
Everyone shoots Iguanas in Florida?? What