Dwight Howard Brings up The Long Running Look-A-Like Comparison Between Him and Bam at The ESPY’s… Bam Was Not Having it.
Honestly being compared to looking like Dwight is a compliment to Bam
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Given how 90% of the players say “pause” over the most absurd shit, that is not a reach.
Edit: The amount of people triggered by this comment is fucking hilarious😂
Its absolutely a reach, Bam literally approached him in the first place to dap up and yall are suggesting Bam was trying to get away from him due to homophobia, like what are we doing here?
These people don’t actually talk to people in real life
Lmao, you should try it. There are some genuinely homophobic motherfuckers out there.
No shit
> These people don’t actually talk to people in real life
Reddit in a nutshell.
I’ll never get tired of the type of comment that’s like “looks at these dorks on reddit”
brother, you’re on reddit too lol. we’re all dorks here.
These comments are dumb too not all reddit weirdos are the same caliber
Also, this isnt reddit in 2010. It’s mainstream. The broad diversity of human behavior and personalities are represented on here.
right lol this isn’t some niche little club or something.
It’s silly to suggest everyone on Reddit is the same. When people say “Reddit in a nutshell” they’re talking about the prevailing opinion i.e. highly upvoted comments.
Chronically online teenagers who never go outside make insane comments because they’ve never spoken to a real person, then other people in the same boat agree and upvote. Then regular people see these highly upvoted comments and say typical Reddit.
I think you’re also discounting that like half or more of reddit “users/voters” are bots not actual people.
Is that really true tho? You could say that about anything then lol. Some people are on this shit wayyy too much just like any other platform
The guy who said that has 15k contributions after 2 years on Reddit.
For reference I have 12k after 6 years and you have 472 after 12 years. But we’re not really sitting from a high horse and judging people, that guy isn’t really in the position to talk down on people for Reddit usage.
That’s because during my fake job I have time to scroll reddit. But I also have actual social interactions so I can tell people’s intent. Unlike apparently you and OP.
Bam didn’t know Dwight would say what he said lmao. I don’t think he gave a fuck at all but this feels silly too
Seriously, Bam gave the look of “cmon man” when your buddy is fucking with you
Pulling homophobia out of this is truly some redditor behavior
Can’t fucking believe what I’m reading lmao
Bam has been told for a while that him and Dwight look similar since like his rookie year and they’ve both joked about since way back then too. I feel like Bam separating himself from Dwight quickly was more of like a “Bruh, get the fuck outta here 🤣”
About as much of a reach as making up a statistic like “90% of players say “pause” over the most absurd shit”.
Pause
PAUSE
Resume
Throwing out fake stats.
Triggered? You have 220 upvotes. There are like 6 responses. This sub really is all manufactured drama, and of course you’re a Lakers fan LOL.
Saying “pause” is a joke. Just because someone says that doesn’t automatically make them a homophobe bro. Go outside. Touch grass.
No, but homophobia is still extremely rampant in sports
Pause is funny
Y’all are fucking ridiculous.
How can they be homophobic when Josh Hart’s in the league
My bad, I’m wrong. The sports community has zero homophobia
Im a newer fan. Hart has a wife no?
I got the impression like he’s heard it 1000x and Dwight thought he was the first one to say it
Like how Melvin Gordon was always pissed when fans mistook him for Todd Gurley. Doppelgangers. This is probly how he would have reacted if it were the two of them on the red carpet. “Man, fuck you lol”
Maybe he’s into a reach tho
It’s not a reach lmao
Not a reach. The exact reason.
Definitely something wrong with the userbase here
Dwight is/was a physical specimen. He looked like SuperMan, he stayed in shape his entire career, even taking it a bit further towards the tail end of his career. A comparison to Dwight Howard is an absolute compliment.
Truth. Some of the best delts in NBA history. He looked more like Superman than Shaq ever did.
The fact that Dwight was even serviceable much less impactful in his second Lakers stint because of his conditioning, considering how the game had changed so much, is a comparison any big should look at as positive.
Facts
Yeah, Dwight is definitely more conventionally attractive.
Dwight is way more handsome than Bam
yeah Bam shoulda took that as a compliment and kept it moving
He’s just messing with him lol
I remember someone once commented that Bam looks like someone trying to draw Dwight Howard from memory.
Only one of them bagged aja tho.. so
Gotta birth the new GOAT one day
She’s not all that, I dunno why people drool over her
Probably because she’s one of it not the greatest women’s basketball player ever. Others are in the conversation but she’s certainly head and shoulders the best of her era.
Maya Moore the real 🐐
This dude can’t understand being attracted to anything apart from physical appearance in a woman lol.
Brother. You clearly don’t know Lynx basketball. Maya clears
Dwight has definitely bagged more attractive, albeit less talented, women
this is truly the offseason of cockwatching
Dawg he’s the millionaire, they bagged him. 5 different baby mammas who are set for life now 😂 freaky ass lawsuits on top of that. Give me bam every day who’s definitely smashed fine shyt before Aja but didn’t have to pay for it in the end.
redditor respect women challenge: failed, again.
Dwight also maybe bagging men. 👀
Good for bro? Why you care where another man lays pipe?
I don’t care. Just pointing it out
You cared enough to point it out
Cuz it’s funny
Yeah it’s weird to have any sort of feelings about it tbh, like bro be so for real we know for sure he’s fucked more attractive women than you, why tf you mad he’s also maybe fucked more attractive men than you?
She’s a quality woman, may God grant you a gorgeous moron
You must need to be checked into a mental asylum, wtf is that
He quoted Antoine Dodson for some reason.
She’s a 6’4 muscular conventionally attractive world class athlete brother
Says the grown man typing that while eating a hot pocket
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Why the fuck would he need financial assistance in his old age? He earned literally hundreds of millions.
Why do you need your sons to take care of you when you already a multi millionaire
It would be so funny if their kid/kids have no interest in basketball or sports in general and goes to art school
Their kids will become artist but end up only drawing fowls
So what? Bam couldn’t even touch half of Dwight’s mixed bag..
It’s truly not close.
So, I had season tickets to the dubs for a long while. Really good seats, not courtside but a few rows behind. The year Dwight played for the Hornets (maybe 2018?), I was at the game where they came to the bay, and got there early to watch players shoot around and all that. So the guys are shooting around, and I’m chirping a little bit at the players, nothing out of line or crazy, nothing disrespectful, just fun. Anyhow, Dwight turns around and looks straight at me, takes a step or two towards me and my fucking god. This dude is not just ridiculously handsome, the man is built like a fucking greek god. You could actually see his traps from the front of him. And then I did what anybody with two brain cells would do, I shut the fuck up for the rest of the game.
Dwight kinda reminds me of Sterling K Brown, and he’s handsome as hell.
Bam closer to Dwight’s statue
But Dwight don’t got Aja so who got the last laugh 😂
What is this sub turning into
Huh? What do you mean?
Dwight is 100% better looking than Bam.
They do look a bit alike
They really do haha, never even thought to compare them before
Bam going home and burning this navy suit
Yeah never thought either. But in that clip they could pass as twins.
Brothers maybe
No
Bam looks like if Dwight and derozan had a baby
Bam should’ve changed how his face and body looks out of respect to Dwight Howard
Huge props to Dwight Howard for never scoring 83 points out of respect for Bam
If Orlando Dwight looked like shaq then I could see shaq unironically say something like this
They have completely different physiques. Apart from height.
But the exact same top of head and haircut
You mean Dwight should have changed his entire look out of respect for Bam’s 83
Bam having some problems with Hero types lately 🦸
You cooked
#bars
Don DeMarco
✍️🔥🔥😮💨
who is producing you my man i need to get on that
Bam looks like if someone drew Dwight from memory 🤣
You look like if someone stole a joke a can’t come up with one on their own
I never realize they looked alike they have the same exact shoulders
Hell nah nobody compares to Dwight’s chocolate shoulders
Yeah Dwight has the broadest shoulders I’ve ever seen, as a 34 year old straight married man
We got Captain Straight over here
Prime Dwight had oversized bowling balls for shoulders, shit was crazy.
Bowling ball shoulders and little tiny sticks for lower legs. Saw him live close up a couple of times and it looked like his shins were going to give out when he jumped.
Who doesn’t that is 6’9” or taller?
Yao ming
Karl Malone had some massive shoulders
Yeah man, he apparently had the 13th largest wingspan in history.
Google ‘karl Malone 13’ to find out more.
All the more to carry… I should not continue
Does being straight or married prevent you from seeing someone’s shoulders? What a weird disclaimer
I’m straight as hell homie but Wemby is really tall!
Show me your shoulders coward
AD hella wide too
How does sexuality play into measuring shoulder size?
Dwight vs D-Rob, the Battle of the Delts. Who wins?
I’m taking Dwight my dude.
I remember Bam trying to shoulder check Dwight during the bubble and ended up injuring himself throughout the series. And that’s way past boulder shoulders Dwight.
I remember it more like him trying to box out and McGee, Dwight and AD constantly slamming tf out of him
I see you’re a lil freaky - Dwight, probably
Dwight delts killed Bam in the Bubble finals
Naw in his prime dwights shoulders looked like someone glued basketballs to his body
Likely was on juice. Receptors are in shoulders which is why they respond so well to test.
lol “likely”
They absolutely do not have the same shoulders
Lmao right I don’t think their shoulders is where people think they look alike
surprised Bam didnt punch him
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 they could definitely be brothers
Shit they do look alike lmao
Bam gonna knock him out too?
Bam couldn’t even knock herro down.
He was ready to swing
So do we have to deal with poor Bam hitting Herro jokes everytime Bam is mentioned?
Dwight looks good in blue
Dwight looks good in everything, man is gorgeous
Bam so sensitive bro
Someone on YT once said: “Bam looks like Dwight if you drew him from memory”
Insane 💀💀
Dwight wants bam to be the next kitty
didn’t realize it but thought dwight was bam at first. got the same cut too with exact same hairline
Bam reminds me of CJ from San Andreas
Dwight cuts his hair, and all of sudden he looks like 2004 Dwight again. Black don’t crack, forreal!
They do look the same
Bam probably wanted to punch the fuck outta him
I know Dwight’s in his 40s now but I don’t think that’d end well for Bam.
Why are y’all being so serious in the comments? Sheesh
It’s like looking at a mirror…only not
I dont see it
I see it
Just seen a video where a kid called Howard Bam and said they look alike from across the street lol
Which one is Bam?
Lmao bam wasn’t having it
When you meet your half brother for the first time at a funeral.
saw someone saw Bam looks like Dwight if you’re trying to draw him from memory lmao
I remember reading a comment somewhere that said “Bam looks like someone trying to draw Dwight Howard strictly from memory”
How bam 6’9 n Dwight 6’11
Didn’t someone say a long time ago that Bam looks like someone tried to draw Dwight Howard from memory? I thought that shit was hilarious
Dwight wants to kiss himself in the mirror for real
thats a compliment to someone who looks like the most handsome ninja turtle
Dam I see it lol
Btw.. i can see it
Was he about to punch him?
Bam looks like a PS2 version of Dwight.
Mr. Sensitive
Probably paid that kid in NY to pretend to mistake him for Bam
They have a similar head shape, throw a headband on and when Dwight had some hair and yeah they look alike at least a bit
Watch out Dwight, bam might try to physically attack you
No way I look like a dude who like to take it in the butt
Why are they at the Espy’s
hall of famer and the dude that has the 83 point game this season are at a sports award show…FUCKING WEIRD RIGHT?!?!
Why is Grandpa at the Espy’s?
Dwight would probably enjoy it if Bam punched him
Weirdo
Not a weirdo. Just a lil nasty sometimes
This kills me every time lmao
Dwight was probably just geeked on some ❄️ but his point stands. Just a lil freaky sometimes.
Dont kink shame
What’s up Tyler