Durant Had Some Serious Dance Moves At His Friends Wedding Last Summer
Ahh, the old bob and weave.
When’s he pulling out the old free throw routine?
He’s 37, he’s an uncle now.
I mean you can be an uncle at any age pretty much lmao
I got a niece and three nephews. I’m a literal uncle (38). Unc gang.
i been an unc since 9 bro
10 for me
I been unc since I was six years old. My sister and I are 19 years apart tho.
As a white guy, if I danced like this, people would give me shit for not knowing how to dance…
KD is a black guy who’s a superstar and he’s still getting roasted
He’s doin the ole Velociraptor dance
He’s even got the dad clap, despite not being a dad.
just look like he’s doing a crossover
The “Old Uncle Bob” and weave.
It helps to avoid criticism.
Is old bob the white dude? The weave the chick next to him?
Things KD loves: basketball, smoking weed, talking shit and dancing. Can’t even be mad at him
“Sure he’s a malcontent who ruins every locker room he touches but like….that’s just Kevin”
This, but unironically
Can you even fault the Slim Reaper for having death and destruction follow in his wake?
“We need to talk about Kevin (Durant)”
Battle rap as well
And drinking bathwater. You forgot that.
Only the premium top shelf bathwater?
He also loves the White Sox, apparently
Dudes the man honestly lol
Dude be like: things KD loves talking shit, switching teams, defending himself under anonymous aliases to change what people already know about him to be true. What’s to hate!!
You say it like that’s not a perfectly acceptable way to feel about KD
None of those things, that’s for sure.
You forgot shit-talking on burners
I think “talking shit” covers that
Reddit will do anything to shoehorn in as many stale references as possible to a conversation
And he loves taking the hardest road!
the Burner part is important
Talking shit on a burner is the same as talking shit under your breath so no one can hear. Say it with your chest
Ok jaywicksands
He roasts your ass in the morning, in the evening he cooks your team.
Can’t lie, the vibe here looks horrible. Why is there a cavalcade of private paparazzi ffs.
In such a well-lit room too…
They look like wedding photographers?
All of em?
Are there not only like 2-3 guys with professional cameras in the video?
We’re not calling the wedding attendees on their cellphones “private paparazzi”, right?
I mean its obvious he was saying that.
Yeah I guess I’m just truly old, bro. Lmao.
Not that obvious. I also was looking for actual people with cameras.
I gotta say that’s a pretty snazzy phrase, I’m using it now for sure.
“Let’s have some private paparazzi for this next party”
Lol are you missing every person with their phone out?
Yeah another guy pointed that out. I never would have thought that’s what they meant by “private paparazzi”.
That part of this video looks like almost every wedding I’ve been to in the smart phone era and none of my friends/family know an NBA star. Whoops 🤷♂️
I guess it could be due to the crowd at the wedding, every wedding I’ve been to people are cutting up and hammered, phones come out sparingly xD
Are you cutting it up and hammered too?
oh you know it pal
Then you probably didn’t notice all the phones coming in and out of the reception. You were drunk.
good work detective keep it up !
its a wedding ??
Put your fucking phones away and enjoy your friends’ special day. They’re paying someone to document it.
Tbf you never see those photos past the few the couple posts after so I get why people use their phones at the reception - ceremony is unacceptable though
na its fuckin weird. be normal
This is normal now grandpa. Get with the times or get left behind. Simple
Guaranteed the people getting married in this wedding will be dual wielding phones in their friends’ weddings too. It’s not a sign of disrespect to them I guarantee it
It’s not about disrespect. It’s about togetherness and actually experiencing what you’re there for versus experiencing it through the screen on your phone. It’s an addiction and it’s unhealthy. Every single study done in recent times has shown increased loneliness and a lack of community. Humans are social animals.
Having this kind of reaction to a 15 second video is perfectly aligned with the smartphone era and mentality lol. Maybe if you had a whole hours of worth but 15 seconds? Nah, man, you are just as complicit in irrationality as they are.
What we’re seeing in the video on this post is a social act, despite what you may somehow think
And are all the guests getting CC’d on their wedding photograph emails? Some people want to document places they go and things they do and see.
I usually never take pictures at a wedding but I also don’t mind when people do. Some of my favorite photos from my own wedding are silly moments friends caught on their phone. Like we’re definitely into the reception part of the night where it’s just have fun. This isn’t someone taking a picture during the ceremony blocking people’s views. This is the part of the night where you want silly photos from guests.
e: Also it’s fucking Durant dancing at a wedding, that’s just a crazy moment to capture on your phone for a few seconds.
The people being paid don’t have my drunk commentary and me zooming in on my friend’s faces so we can laugh in the group chat about it later though.
The wedding and reception probably last for hours and they are gonna be on their phones here for what, a minute? You are making this a way bigger deal than it actually is.
you people are miserable man 😭
Sees a room full of smiling people vibing around a dance circle and says the vibe looks horrible. Yeah, you being there would surely make it better
I don’t think I would make it better. I’m not family or friends with the groom or bride.
I want people to vibe at my wedding, this is not vibing.
Jesus effing christ
A regular wedding would have 2-3 so I imagine the type of wedding KD would go to might have a bigger budget for some extra photogs on the team.
It’s something I never gave any thought to until my own wedding but it’s common to have the entire day documented with hair and makeup and getting ready. Easily a 12 hour job if they’re hired from 10-10 or 11-11 and it’s work on their feet to boot. A small group is completely reasonable if it’s affordable.
I was thinking the same thing
Probably because the really famous guy that the groom knows and that showed up to the wedding is doing something interesting. Just spitballin’ here.
“Private paparazzi” is so accurate tho
Damn KD really is unc now
He looked like a hunched-over, constipated geriatric right there.
No Soul Train. 😞
“Serious dance moves” is generous considering his feet barely even moved
That’s the joke.
I think it’s a joke
Whoosh
You’ve got some serious smart moves pal
that’s the joke, unc
Ah got it, thanks for the clarity young blood
White boy here. Years of feeling adequate have been addressed by this video. I feel average enough now.
Yeah man I have degenerative OA in my knees and hips so I probably dance exactly like this
ETA: me white too
Bro dances like he’s going to jab step and shoot a middy
Hesi pull up bimbo
Shooting 54% from treball is OD shooting hangpulls
It must be annoying to be so tall and awkward and know every goofy thing you do is going to be filmed
That’s why he loves smoking. All that noise just goes away and he can enjoy himself
Uhhhh. That’s not always the way marijuana works lol
For some people it makes the voices way louder lol
I wish it worked for me like it does Durant
Dancing skeleton
KD should’ve been cast as Brook
there’s still time Kevin, remove all your skin
Where are the serious moves?
KD was serious about doing said moves. That has to count for something.
Are they in the room with us?
I can’t imagine trying to enjoy a private event and having all those scrubs filming me. Phones and social media are destroying everything.
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then you get posted on reddit and have a bunch of shutins judge you. it’s crazy.
The private event is the after-party. This is just the public part. We rarely see footage of true private parties.
More common than you think, a public part where you’re visible to everybody then later a smaller private party.
He looks like he needs to take a shit in the worst way..
working on his triple step
“these bums can’t dance” KD burner
Woah his buddy is tall as hell
Boutta pump fake his moves too
Two-step is my go to too since I can’t really dance
How I imagine a t-Rex would dance. He’s having fun though so who gives af.
lol what were people expecting. him to start doing head spins?
He’s just like me. Fr fr
He’s got nothing on Jean Claude Van Damme
damn even when dancing kd cant help but iso
Dancing while practicing his basketball moves at the same time. Guy is the definition of ball is life
I like the “white people finger snap while dancing” move he did there.
He dances like my old white ass.
“Serious dance moves”? Good to see him have some fun, but those aren’t any groundbreaking moves…
Bro got a haircut for the event 😂
Good to see him smiling. My favorite player bar none.
That’s a good life, To have a good friend whom you can dance at their wedding is actually living life correctly and says you are a good dude.
Living life
Just working on his crossovers during the offseason
My goat
Tyrannosaurus Rex
Dude doing the chicken wing
Not even 50 cents “two steps and a twist” !
Why is someone’s screaming “Skeeyeee”???!!??
That was hard to watch 😂
Why does he dance the way he looks?
He should retire and become the successor to Bill Murray. Just turn up in random locations like help them change a tire or crash weddings or sit at their table for brunch and make people’s day.
He really can’t help himself, he’s hitting nothing but tweens 😭😭😭
Truly a hooper
yall are losers
Oh shit he didn’t even brush his hair backwards
He dances like he’s dribbling
People just standing there with their phones. So freaking weird.
That’s how a 75 year old pops up on the dance floor during a wedding when he’s feeling it.
That shit looked terrible 🤣
and this one’s called the “get off my dickerson”
grampa back stuck again
He looks like Eddie Kendricks from the Temptations.
are the serious dance moves in the room with us right now?
hes dancing like he’s doing a cross over
Eurostep
Kandy apple
This need to be posted to that other thread posted about Uncle KD today. Might answer some questions…
Calling this “serious dancemoves” is crazy tho
Bro doing the Abe Lincoln
Cringe af. Not even on KD just people standing and recording you dancing in a circle is weird af
Still an absolute bitch. Locker room poison.
No bitches in sight
Some things never change
the lank + crazy shoe size must make it hard to do much but the slower 2step type moves lol
really reminding me of a velociraptor right here. rip dr grant.
He even dances like a snake 🐍
It cut before I could see the moves.
KD loves life when he’s not on a court or behind a screen
Scar Jo shoulda been at this party.
Is it really a wedding if you ain’t posting to social media
That’s the anti-social or socially awkward shuffle. Take your pick.
That’s “Pop’s Durant”
Are those the same moves when the Warriors did the Fergie remix?
Clearly he doesn’t trust his friend not to punch him at any given moment. Guys out there floating like a butterfly.
Now kiss
What’s he doin?
Those lights need to be dimmed
Last time when he won a championship at the bay, he smiled more
he touched grass 🥹
Immediately started a group chat with a bunch of people who weren’t invited and talked shit about the whole party
When your rich, you can do whatever you want and people will hype you up.
Serious dance moves? 👀