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Let him cook

How the hell are you just churning out post after post jesus

“Pistons are not edible”

Sounds like quitter talk to me

I think the Knicks probably took their name from the concept of a Knickerbocker as a nickname for people from New York so….edible

Gold is indeed edible. bougie resturants put it on their obscenely priced food and Looksmaxxer morons consume it because they believe it gives them superhuman powers

Aren’t the pacers named after the pace car for the Indy 500? David Blane can eat part of that

Lowkey just a Burger King slander post

Zion Williamson furiously trying to sign with other teams.

OP is definitely Armie Hammer going really out of his way to justify some past actions here.

Please regular season happen faster.

I could definitely eat pants if I wanted to

Eat my shorts dude

I feel like this post might have been brought to us by edibles.

What unmedicated adhd does to a mf

Crazy you just reposted your own OC after a year.

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/s/sNOKxZ7f91

the Denver chicken Nuggets

Isn’t the declaration of independence a piece of paper?

Paper are edible. I mean… 

I swear I seen this post before, did some searching and yeah, why are you reposting your own shit?

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1eb4t4u/oc_how_edible_are_nba_team_names/

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1ebaqr8/oc_i_made_a_tier_list_for_how_tasty_every_nba/

Celtics are people from Ireland, so it’s edible.

That’s a very modest proposal I say.

Technically, in this context the “Knickerbockers” was a nickname given to New York citizens after a bunch of New York writers were given the nickname. Therefore they would be edible.

Your source for team name meanings doesn’t line up with what you said for the Knicks. They’re not named after pants they’re named after Dutch settlers. Also you could probably eat pants lol

Are we sure the Pacers aren’t referring to Pacer cars and not horses? because if so, that changes everything

Honestly the east west parity on this metric is impressive

More low effort karma farming from StrategyTop

People are edible but pants aren’t?

Raptors edible in theory. But people totally edible.

Right

Knicks are denizens of New York, so they’re edible

It says that in your source dude

Pacers mascot is a car pacer, not a horse. Not edible (unless you’re that Guinness world record holder).

Raptors were once alive, but in the present day they only exist as fossils, which are inedible

Also Suns may be edible if you’re a plant and you consider photosynthesis to be eating sunlight

Hang the Bulls banner for best tasting (pause) team

I’m sorry what?

jazz is a type of apple. edible

Knickerbockers were also people in NY of Dutch ancestry. Totally edible.

76ers are patriots aren’t they? Edible.
Mavericks are humans. Edible.
Lakers are people who enjoy or live among the (Minnesota) Lakes, right? Edible.

Knicks aren’t pants. They’re the original Dutch settlers of New York. The pants are named after the settlers. Definitely edible.

And the Pacers are named after the pace cars of the Indy 500. Definitely not edible.

If you ingest something that is heated, are you not ingesting heat?

I thought pacers were pacing cars not horses?

Wizards aren’t real

i pray to never eat a pacer horse

F5 season is bad in every sport

The average age on this sub feels like 15 years old lol

Was anyone else a dumb child during the era when the Pistons had a horse in their logo, and so for years they assumed that a piston was a type of horse? And even after they learned that a piston is an engine component, they still thought that it also referred to a horse? Asking for a friend of course.

Suns: The sun isn’t edible obviously, being a giant ball of flaming gas.

I think this one is debatable because without the sun, nothing would be edible.

Is a 76er not a person that signed the Declaration? So they would be edible

Pacers are named after pace cars, not pacer horses. Therefore not edible

IMO there should be an asterisk next to the pistons as there was a stretch where there was a horse on their logo.

Rockets are edible if they are the candies

Eat pant

“Pants are not edible”

if they’re made out of leather they are!

And how many edibles do you think you’ve eaten?

Pants are edible. They make edible underwear!

I would argue that pants are edible

The declaration of independence is absolutely edible

76ers would also be people of the American Revolution, for sure edible

I mean technically people HAVE eaten my team, it doesn’t end up well for them

Knickerbockers aren’t edible? Better tell Bart Simpson.

OP’s pronouns are he/high

Mind blown

Offseason posts peaking too early

This is the type of content I signed up for Reddit for

Warriors are the last edible champion!

You lost me immediately. Celtics are edible but pants aren’t?? Come on man, if you can eat a human, you can eat some pants.

People edible but pants aren’t? Eat my shorts

Pelican will eat your ass, buster.

Why aren’t pants edible?

Kings

Knicks, Pistons, Nets, Nuggets, Clippers, Rockets and Spurs not edible sounds like a skill issue.

Pants are edible

You can eat Magic.

You can eat anything at least once

Get this mf a job or a different hobby or something 

Nuggets not being edible just pisses me off

Everything is edible once

I thought Knicks would’ve been the most obvious. There’s an ice cream called Knickerbocker glory.

I’d like to propose this as the new all star game format.

With SGA, Jokic and Wemby, Team Not Edible West is stacked!

Pistons aren’t edible?! Tell that to the guy who ate and entire airplane!

If you put a Declaration of Independence in front of me and tell me to eat it I will 100% do that.

Not OC. I saw this post before.

Edit: Here

Sorry if you’re saying you can eat Celtics because they’re people, you can certainly eat pants lol.

This is the only time I’ve wanted to award a post flair (still not going to spend real life money for an emoji , but hell ya buddy)

Oh man we’re deep into the off season

Counterpoint: Heat is what makes birds edible. That has to count for something.

Central division confirmed most delicious division

This reminds me about the lesson my high school foods instructor taught about edible vs eatable

I thought Pacers was for the pace car at the Indy 500. Which would change to non edible. But that was just my assumption. Could be wrong.

Also, Heat isn’t edible, but it can be used to make things edible. Just thought I would throw that out there

I will forever think of them as the Denver Chicken Nuggets.

Pants and nets are edible. Not very nutritious, but edible

Plants eat sun

Pacers are not named after horses. Its named after the Indy 500 Pace Cars. Not Edible.

You can eat pants.

Alright but which starting 5 wins? Edible or inedible?

pants are edible they ate pants in depression times. boiled em

Plants take particles of the sun and make food so the sun is kind of edible.

L.A. Beast could eat them all

I would like to appeal the decision that the declaration of independence is not edible.

All animate objects also have heat. Do you eat all your food at 0 kelvin? No. You heat it. Heat is edible.

Pacers more references the pace car in a car race, which is not edible

Gold is edible as some idiots have shown

Peak off-season content here 👌🍽

Sun is plasma. Not gas.

I thought 76ers referred to American soldiers in the Revolution, if that’s the case they’re absolutely edible

I always considered the pacers to be pace cars. I haven’t seen the canon spelled out so I don’t think that horses is strictly wrong, but they play car noises at the stadium and we’re kind of a car minded city.

6ers were the rebel soldiers against the British, highly edible

Trailblazers refers to both the people who make trail blazes and trailblazers that mark a trail.