Carter Bryant on what brings him joy:
“I love getting haircuts. You’re able to look yourself in the mirror and be Iike ‘I’m a handsome gentleman.’.
I have never seen this kid not be the most wholesome guy in interviews lol
Looking like a kid helps as well
There’s Babyface and there’s this guy.
From certain angles he legit looks like he’s in middle school.
During the playoffs there were plays Where mitch yelled at him and he was holding back tears, looked like a kid who got yelled by his teacher but it’s the NBA finals lmao.
And Then there’s Dylan Harper with a mustache who looks and plays like a 10 year vet lol.
Dylan Harper looks his age though
He looks like a giant muscular baby
He looks like a picture that hasn’t finished developing.
Future Jeff Passan
He’s got Booker’s coal black dead eyes. Mfer looks like a thousand year old vampire who got turned at 13.
Theres already a whole show on Netflix where this dudes the star
Backyard Sports could have a new cover star
His reaction to hearing that some teammates say he has a messy locker makes me laugh: https://youtube.com/shorts/jwXYZxnGTd8?is=UZHOXJ7gYv2vEZY3
He’s legit a cutie patootie
When he isn’t blindside tackling dudes in the post season lol
Never in my life seen a dude more overly rambunctious than Bryant lol. Every time I see him check in he immediately commits the dumbest foul I’ve ever seen because he’s trying too hard
For real, it was like watching a guy merge on the highway immediately crossing every lane of traffic confused how he clipped somebody.
He’s this middle schooler who just trucks dudes under the basket, and you get the feeling he’s like “look how big and strong I am mom coach!”
And you’re like, “that’s right little man! Try not to hurt the MVP though, okay?”
Seems that way, no real hate because it was a physical series, except I can imagine the conversations we would still be having if an 8 min player off the bench was tackling Wemby off the ball.
Let’s be real that is Caruso for you guys, he just plays more minutes and was way smarter about how he went about it(mostly on Castle). Both were a bummer to watch, I loved seeing him come in and give SGA a few minutes of brutal defense while SGA was gassed, didn’t really like seeing him blindside him twice though.
I really want him to improve just because I want to see his adorable self in the rotation. 😭
dude calls himself a handsome gentleman after a fresh cut then almost tears up when coach gets on him. perfectly balanced honestly
I feel like he’s got really great parents
His dad was a rival high school coach to the team I was coaching (Carter played for his dad the first three years of high school). He was one of the funniest dudes I’ve met. I’ve never met Carter’s mom, but I’d assume she’s a nice person.
Just the fact that he was a high school sports coach and wasn’t a total psycho says a lot
Seriously. It’s nice when human personalities show in high school coaches. A rare occurrence
If he had a pig it would be a real charming mother-fucking pig ten times more charming than that pig in Green Acres.
Where do you think he learned that he was a handsome gentleman from???
Real name: Clarence
And they got a real good marriage
Jalen Brunson is a great guy after all
This dude gunna get ID’d buying his son his first legal beer.
I can’t even imagine him with a Bubble stubble.
That is literally me as someone who is already in their 30s
I started on a new small project at work and one of the clients complained my company put a “kid” on their job
I was like “thanks but I’m 33 and I’ve worked here for 10 years… I’m actually over qualified for this”
That’s not ridiculous. It’s not ridiculous to say that.
That is a normal haircut. Find a new slant.
bro enjoy it while you have it. i’ll be over here crying in bald wishing a haircut could make me feel good
What a handsome gentleman
Protect him from the ho’s
This is the instagram equivalent of when an apex predator sees a gazelle stumble.
It’s a temptation not many can fight.
This is why we keep Bismack and Barnes on the team
The thot mob comin
Need to send him the whole YungSnuggie spiel.
This is a part of Reddit that I hope never gets forgotten. Legit some of the best concentrated advice I’ve ever seen.
that’s my goat
Honestly so true. I look forward to my barber appointment every month, walking out fresh. It’s kinda like getting yourself a new outfit you like but you get to rock it everyday. Great feeling
How often do you get a cut
Just in knicks fans can’t read
I love that he’s in a bookclub with Wemby and Barnes. I think others are in it but didn’t read any of the books.
Spurs fans call this guy a golden retriever for a reason hahaha
Because they sicced him on us.
Carter: “I’m a handsome gentleman 🥹”
Barber: “Hell yeah you are… You want a lollipop?”
Carter: “Thank you, sir.”
Verge of tears
Bro looks 5 years old in a man’s body
Real one.
he’s right
For me it’s the opposite
I hate to see my ugly ass face in the mirror and I’m not in the NBA
word don’t even hand my old ass the mirror
that first week after a cut where the fade is nice and lineup crispy>
Uhhh BASED?????
Carter is definitely a handsome and very large gentleman.
You know what, I AM a handsome gentleman
I love this guy
Only works if you’re handsome though.
Kelly Olynyk will remember that
Your confidence is always boosted after a good haircut
I feel good after getting a haircut knowing I get it for free since my mom still cuts it, cause have y’all seen how expensive haircuts have been for a long while now
yup, it’s like as soon as the pandemic hit they became outrageous - luckily i still work from home and don’t give a fuck about my head
More like Handsome Gentlekid
I hate getting haircuts. I get my hair cut every 2-3 weeks depending on how long I have it or how I’m styling it, it’s just time consuming
Chills
PROTECT HIM
yesss more men talking about mental health ❤️
Iike
Ok. This is just adorable
Aww adorable. He’s such a lovely golden retriever of a human in personality.
This cracks me up. Because I can just hear myself talking to my friend’s puppy in a silly voice….
“Awww who’s a handsome boy? You are. You’re the handsome boy. You are. You are”
If this young man doesn’t get to start soon im going to get upset, he needs minutes
Wish they didn’t use him for dirty plays last playoffs but rookies gotta do what he’s gotta do.
(Edit: tackles like Plumlee)
What an awesome and endearing answer.
Aww
Honestly real as fuck until you get a bad haircut and you think “wow im an ugly gentleman”
I think about that too
That’s actually facts too
I guess I should be getting more haircuts
Please don’t make fun of my you g son he’s sensitive
so real tho
i walk out the barbershop ready to take on the world
Easy to say when you’re a cutie patootie
You are already handsome king!
Lol. That’s funny shit
I feel like his head is so muscular that it makes his face look small
He pooped in the fridge and ate the entire wheel of cheese
also being a multi millionaire helps a lot too Carter
George Michael Bluth energy
Fuck this bum someone tackled him in the back
Yeah kinda crazy he didn’t get Dort’s rep on those blindside tackles in the playoffs. Oh well, media darlings gotta get hype.
Then he winds up and rams straight into his reflection
Don’t let em forget that this dude is a dirty ass player. It was so fucking lame