Why do all that when you can plant some trees instead

Why don’t owners adopt players and then die for the players to get their inheritance?

This subreddit is TRIPPIN today lmao

They can also pay in dildos instead of cash to circumvent it

Of all the posts on Reddit, this is definitely one of them

Under Article 13, Section 2(d) of the CBA, the league can prove cap circumvention using circumstantial evidence.  

The rule says a violation is proven if a financial arrangement “cannot rationally be explained in the absence of conduct violative of” cap rules.

But on the other hand, Silver has no balls. 

So maybe. 

Why doesn’t Dan just go to LeBrons house and hand him a fat stack of cash under the table? Is he stupid?

These are the type of posts the fans want to see

Since it is against league rules to own a team while you are playing it seems implied that you can’t be married to an owner while you are a player.

Do kind of wonder if a player signed a cheaper than nornal contract and married like an owner’s daughter what the league would do? Lmao.

Like politically arranged marriages but for sports.

This is why I’m here!

Just want to say im here before this peak off-season post gets taken down

All you other shitposters take note, this is the standard we should be setting!

Dying of thirst

People trying too hard to make an off-season post

I’ll allow it!

This isn’t quite “what if the warriors held hands around Steph Curry” level shitpost, but it’s high quality. Bravo sir

I give you respect for thinking outside the norm.

This is peak offseason. This is what I’m here for.

A more elegant solution is what Jeremy Lamb seemed to be doing, which is he was dating Vivek’s daughter. Progress that to marriage, and it doesn’t really matter what you’re paid, you’re part of the family.

well this one is at least creative, I’ll give you that

Uncle Dennis?

This is going to be a long off season

The offseason is better than actual basketball change my mind

Peak offseason energy lets keep this shit going 

I don’t see how they couldn’t

NBA circle jerk 2

I’ll see you on the top of /r/ NBA by the end of the day

If r/nba had a list of the best headlines/post titles like r/soccer does, this would have to be one of them

Yes but Adam Silver needs to observe that the consummation occurs before July 1st 12:00am. 

How do I change my flair to ‘Offseason Shitposting’?

These off season posts are getting out of hand lmao

This is “can 4 teammates join hands and create a circle around Steph Curry” level of analysis

Every two off-seasons, like clockwork, this thread shows up. And I don’t get it. I never will get it.

Some respectable offseason posts over the past few days. Folks were working hard savings these up when the basketball was happening.

This right here is the early leader for most off-season post of the off-season 🤣🤣🤣

Why don’t the Cavs hire Bron to breed another set

that kinda defeats the whole point. the owners are the ones who put caps and aprons in the first place, always, so they have a convenient excuse not to pay guys

They can do that in a chinese restaurant too.

Okay I am really going to crash out and it is not even August. Why the fuck every big trade happened so fast, what are we going to talk about until season starts?

What is going on today lol

Bro is going through it since Jaylen brown left😂

Amazing off season post sir

Peak offseason content.

Deep into the offseason i see…

Refs do something 

What 1 month of no basketball does to a mf

Mark Davis could do the funniest thing

This is my favorite off season post so far.

Only if Rich Paul officiates the ceremony.

What would their new full names? I need to know first. Paul Georges?

Probably the dumbest post I’ve seen on this sub congrats that’s saying s lot.

How about two of their daughters?

It’s the offseason *haerd*

The real gay agenda.

This is for sure the plot of the next Adam Sandler movie right? He can just do I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry again and change a few lines around

I just woke up. I had to double check the title if i am in the right sub

Peak off season post

I applaud this kind of out-of-the-box thinking.

I just opened this app bro

Welp. Guess we all know who won the offseason

Can an owner betrothed their daughter to a star player?

Now these are the type of questions we need to be asking in the offseason. I love this.

The internet unfortunately made me realize I’m not that funny

HA!

Quality off season shitpost.

If someone tells me there’s a real rule prohibiting this, I’d be impressed. The CBA has thought of literally everything if there’s contingency for the most unhinged of r/NBA ideas

Sure.

Man we got summer league to watch at least can you save the peak offseason stuff for August?

This is my favorite off season post

If this is possible, I assume San Antonio, Dallas, and OKC are in big trouble if it becomes a new strategy.

Excellent work, OP

Steve Ballmer on his burner asking this

Yes.

is Gloria married?

If only this were original https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/s/ZIkETNZs6g

I’m glad you clarified that LeBron Sr is married, otherwise the post wouldn’t have made any sense…..

Would Dan Gilbert proposing to one of LeBron’s kids be filmed? If so, I’ll crown LeBron the GOAT right fucking now.

Would Jerry Krause have married one of Michael Jordan’s sons?

Could Lebron sign a mid-level exception and then the owner just accidentally drops a blank check on the floor and declines to press charges?

Bro, we ain’t this bored.

More relevant question.

How much would a team have to pay someone like Bronny or Thanasis before it broke the rules?

Owners about to lobby to ban same sex marriage to avoid this loophole

This is the funniest thing I saw on Reddit today 😂

dont give dolan ideas