Celtics players asked who they don’t want to sit next to at the movies
I think he was actually voted off the team
Celtic no love island
Mr Beside Chatter
LMFAOOOO I’m weak af
For wasting butter
That ain’t butter lol
if that came out of the ground in the middle east we would be gearing up some freedom
It’s better.
I can’t believe it’s not butter
what is it
This was the official vote
Nobody went to his birthday party
SAS mightve been right on this one….
Honestly a Jeff Probst special similar to the LeBron decision but instead he’s telling JB to leave the city would’ve been great
Brad saw all that butter JB was putting on his popcorn and traded him before the heart attack, holy shit
First thing I noticed. That’s an insane amount of “butter”. I thought the bag was going to fall apart due to over saturation.
HE ALSO HAS RED LOBSTER TAKEOUT WITH HIM…
Cholesterol is a conspiracy
That’s really gross. Like nothing from that place sounds like it would be good later
The biscuits?
It’s for sure just a take out of biscuits lol
Crab pasta is pretty resilient, imo.
Under JBs beard lies a triple chin
I think you could fill that whole bag with fake movie theater butter and it would still hold.
We used to have people insert 10 straws into the popcorn, so they could hit it at various depths
More like fart attack
Orville tootenbacker over there
Pop not so secret
Act Poo
I can’t believe I laughed at this.
Hey Mr Scott, whatcha gonna do
Dundun would have waived him as soon as he saw all the dollar signs dripping onto JB’s popcorn.
Brad Stevens took Paul George to the movies and he did not say a word. That was all it took to seal the deal
Polite P
The Quiet P
No OT tonight (obnoxious talking)
His tongue was injured, that was why
He said “all water is good water”
Must not have been a slasher flick - George is definitely a “HE BEHIND THE DOOR!” type dude
God damn want some popcorn to go with your butter?
I worked at a theatre back in the day, I’ve seen people literally soak their popcorn like that everyday, insane
What movie are they all watching
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1349451/
I’m pretty sure it was The Gates.
In an interview Sam Hauser said the movie they saw was an early screening organized by his and JB’s agent who had a brother who was an executive producer of the movie. Their agent is Jason Glushon. The movie has an executive producer named Gary Glushon. The movie night was on 3⁄12 and the movie was released in the US on 3⁄13.
The Town.
Obviously.
The jokes that were outside the original topic around this video were mostly about two things when it first came up: Mazulla not getting invited or refusing to join because the players wanted to watch something else for once and, of course, non-stop buttering.
Gotta watch it every day.
Dude was confusing it with a soda dispenser!
Judging so hard, lol.
When I was like 4 I ate sticks of butter. Loved it. Would sneak in the middle of the night and grab a knife and chop a square.
lmfao dawg what
I never understood the butter thing. It taste like crap.
Good quality butter on fresh bread is heavenly
What kind of bread?
All depends on personal preference but French baguette, rye, croissants, crusty sourdough toasted are all good. Olive oil is a good option too.
I just ate and those all still sound good.
freshly made focaccia 😍
oh honey you’ve never had real butter before. I’m so sorry
JB stands for Just Butter
Jaylen “just put the butter in the bag” Brown
Everyone wants to talk about the butter (which is crazy), but the man is really bringing Red Lobster into the theater. That’s diabolical.
Can a man not bring a whole rotisserie chicken to the movies in peace anymore?
He may not
What about beans?
What kind of beans?
What’s your spaghetti policy?
real talk, i hate when the theater fills up with heavy food smell that’s not popcorn
I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed the red lobster this time around lmao
I mean it might be just biscuits or something
If he takes seafood into the movie than he absolutely deserved to get traded lol
That’s what the butter is for, mans giving us all life lessons. Thanks JB enjoy passing on your lessons to Philly fans. Lol.
“He’ll give you a life lesson” 😂😂
walsh dead sounded like JB when he tried to mock his voice 😭😭
He just added 1000 calories in “butter”
That’s why he’s traded. They keeping tabs on these things. Don’t want to wait til he gets to Luka’s state and get Embiid and a second round pick in return
why does JB only have 1⁄2 a bag of popcorn? He has 3 entrees from red lobster. His slippery buttery fingers (high turnover rate) gonna be dropping all that food everywhere during the movie. Not a team guy
Real ones know you ask for half a bag and then butter and then get the other half on top
A fellow connoisseur I see. Looking forward to seeing you at the debut of The Odyssey my good man 🫡
Not all water IS good water
It’s true, but it sounds like dude just be spitting random facts at people.
“Hot air rises, but as you go higher in the sky, the temperature gets colder. Think about that.”
Hey i never thought about that lol
IDK how JB went from one of my most hated players to one of my favorites but I hope he has a crazy season next year.
What leaving the Celtics does to a mfer
It’s all sunshine and rainbows until the 6ers win a ring and people start curb stomping puppies
He’s a funny character lol not someone that takes themselves too seriously it seems
JB seems like he takes himself extremely seriously, what do you mean?
in a league full of egomaniacs JB might be king lol
JB would be leaning over to tell you about the symbolism and foreshadowing because he’s the smartest guy in the theatre
he puts an insane amount of butter on his popcorn
This is from Brad Steven’s camera roll
Calorie Per Possession was too high
Is this why Jaylen Brown was traded for so little?
Is JB going to eat popcorn or drink butter oil?
Not all water is good water
The red lobster to go and the extra extra extra butter popcorn
Um….
All I remember from the first time this was posted is that it was the JB butter scandal
Man is the 7th best person to sit next to during a movie
this is like all the vikings players saying they will never allow stefon diggs around their sister(and now apparently brother too)
Not at all like that lol. The Diggs thing was a reflection of bad character and treating women poorly. They’re saying JB doesn’t know when to STFU about life lessons and talking during the movie. My wife would say the same thing about me (JB not Diggs lol). I definitely have a flaw of questioning why a movie is doing something or predicting what’s going to happen next (plot lines are super predictable in most movies). I know it’s a flaw and my wife has the green light to tell me to STFU.
I’m questioning your wife for getting married to someone like that.
Crab legs with movie theater butter is crazy
Is there even any popcorn in that bag
No. And the Red Lobster take out containers don’t have seafood or anything in them, they are also filled with just “butter”. JB uses it for everything, from dietary needs to hair care.
Dawg that had to be a troll right this was SO MUCH BUTTER
This why they traded him 🤣
I want to know what movie they saw
The popcorn bag said Project Hail Mary so maybe that.
Good eye
Quick, someone send this to Simmons. “Next category: life lessons you’d want JB to teach you while watching ‘Single White Female ‘.”
I’m gonna miss jaylen brown, man
No one likes JB 😂😂😂
I could see how JB’s ‘intellect’ could rub his teammates the wrong way kid of a ‘know it all’ type personality.
Having said that it was still a disgrace they traded him for PG 🤦🏻♂️
I loved this during the year, it was such a fun run. So sad they did this move and we literally have trash to show for it.
Man we used to have a Grant Williams to collectively rag on. Could’ve saved the team 😭
Someone in his circle had to have been in JB’s ear telling him movie theater butter keeps your hair thick
Straight from Nico Harrison’s playbook:
Trade player for a shitty return.
Drop hit pieces minimising his pact all over media.
Show traded player indulging in unhealthy habits.
Brad Stevens, you’re about to get fired.
“Not all water is good water”
I really want Jaylen Brown to have a conversation with Jalen Hurts now
Awkward!!!!
Damn
Past Celtic player *
They don’t have to worry about sitting next to JB anymore
MAINTAINING THE AGENDA IS OUR TOP PRIORITY!
That amount of butter is gona have him sitting on royal white throne for a long time! Jeezus
At least now JT will have Popcorn P
I guess we just found out why he was traded.
We need a 3 hour Bill Simmons podcast about this clip, broken down like the Zapruder Film
Damn what’s up with the JB hate train is he that insufferable
Not all butter is good butter some of it is I can’t believe it’s not butter
This just makes me even sadder.
Hauser really looks like he’s there to watch a move. Guy wants to find his seat for the trailers
This is the best ‘now they tell us’ thing ever
That’s a lot of butter.
So that’s why he was traded
Not all water is real water 😆🤣🤣
Do you want popcorn with your butter?
GOT DAMNNNN, popcorn kernels absolutely drowning in there
I feel like JB was a fun dude to be around. Tatum couldn’t handle the aura
I keep thinking “what is he putting in that box? That can’t be butter, right?”
He basically got popcorn with his butter.
I bet there’s some cheddar biscuits in that bag
Who the hell brings red lobster into a movie theater? I can understand like McDonald’s maybe… but red lobster?