Kiss me through LePhone

this shit is so stupid lol

dear Bron, I wrote you but you still ain’t calling

Doing it so there will be documentary shots of him just sitting there holding his phone up and the notes play over speaker.

Wtf is this shit lol

Just get this over with already 

LeBachelor, new season.

Only in ABC

“heeey lebron. It’s the Grizzlies rawr hahaha but seriously, we would love to have you down here. Gimme a call.”

BEEP

“LeBrooooon my man, it’s Orlando. How’s about you and me make some Magic? What’d you say? Let me know”

BEEP

“Hello Mr. James we’ve been trying to reach you about your outstanding traffic tickets. Please call me back before this is forced to go to collections.”

LeCringe

Alright now it actually is gettin weird to me

LeBron is such a weirdo man.

LeDiva

Is this real?

So corny.

I don’t even think Pat Riley knows how to install an app on his phone let alone FaceTime

Make it stop

Lebron is such a tool, retire you’re never going to catch Jordan

Lebron making this decision a long, drawn-out, pain in the ass, media-spectacle just like last time.

Jesus, when you think LeBron can’t get anymore self-absorbed.

Get this shit over already. Rich Paul is such a clown.

Reddit would accuse me of being a lebron “dick rider” but this comes off even weirder then “the decision”

Yeah dude is not worth any of that

What a fucking dork

LeNarcissist

“Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. But here’s my number, so call me maybe” - LeBron

All the big free agent moves have already happened. If there was truly this much demand for LeBron, Shams wouldn’t be on ESPN doing power point presentations to sell teams on LeBron. Rich Paul shouldn’t have to reach out to “40% of the league” or whatever it was, they should be coming to him. A team would of made the cap space for him already if he was that valuable.

The fact that all the headlines frame his departure from the Lakers as HIS decision is also telling…like bro..they let the contract expire and didn’t hit you up for an extension lol. You can’t break up with a girl when she hasn’t called you in weeks.

Honestly, is LeBron actually worth this anymore? This is so corny.

Holy ego

One last “hey everyone pay attention to me!” hoorah.

LeDecision 2.0

All this just for him to go somewhere and not win a chip lol

LeClown show

So glad the lakers moved on from this

At this point Lebron news for ESPN is becoming like the weather report.

You know it’ll be on every single day but you’ll glance at it at 3 seconds, think isn’t that nice and move on with your day while giving zero fks

Nah this is insane

All you fools in here defending this shit are pathetic.

This is already nauseating 

LeInDecisive

Flood it again god

And just like that the Heat are out of this

Are you drunk right now…? I’m just saying you could do better.

LeBron is starting to remind me of a single mother of 3 on a dating app with a list of demands for potential suitors.

So dramatic

Bro 41 btw

Man wrap this shit up dawg. The fuck we doing

This is embarrassing for LeBron’s camp.

This shit so pathetic

Anyone who ever argue against LeBron being a diva can finally shut up. This is the most ridiculous shit I’ve ever heard

Not to mention he’s not even valuable enough to warrant this kind of special treatment anymore. He’s 41, while he’s still awesome he’s not a top 10 guy or a missing championship piece guy anymore, he can’t just throw his weight around and expect the league to dance for him

I’m not doing this. You too have the power to not engage in this kind of speculation and rumor.

This man’s drama is exhausting, just retire man, hang it up.

Voice notes, crying out loud.

“I’m sorry for the decision nonsense”. What he really meant was….I’m sorry I wasn’t more obnoxious the first time I did this bullshit. Like fuck dude, you are 41, grow the fuck up and pick.

learned nothing from that fiasco in 2010

Don’t care. Retire old man. Tired of your show all about you. Go away. please!

This is exactly why LeBron will never be my goat.

You can’t architect your own mythology man. Just live your life.

Top 2 ever on court, but sooo insecure off the court.

he is such a diva, man.

Man I love LeBron but he looks like a clown allowing all this nonsense to happen

I was teetering on my GOAT, back to MJ

I think I hate LeBron now

Fucking exhausting. He’s someone else’s drama now

To be replayed in the documentary. It’s all so tiring.

What is this man doing and why does he have to be so extra with it

This is performative as fuck.

Next each team must formally present an offering for dear majesty

This is cringey

So much talk about a 41 year old role player. They’re acting like it’s 15 years ago. Whoever he goes to, he isn’t moving anyones championship needle much.

This is the corniest shit. So on-brand.

This is so stupid I’m sure his mind is made up he just wants to string people some more

all that just to sit out for 40 games

Bron’s going to totally be broadcasting all these slobber jobs in his documentary and in pods, isn’t he?

Sitting there by the pool with sunglasses on sipping iced tea through a straw.

He just want to have the recordings so he can play them for his documentary

Lmao Bron really has jumped the shark with this free agency 😂

He should be in a rush he’s still got to win 7 more rings to reach Bill.

Are they (Rich Paul and Klutch Sports) dragging this for the prediction markets?

Embarrassing.

“Process of studying.” This is getting beyond parody.

fuck that, let another team sign him before you jump through the goofy ass hoops

This shit has gotten so out of hand…

Flat out embarrassing

LeBighead

I’m so sick of this

What if LeBron is actually blue balling these teams then retires?

IMO, he’s going to wait until the World Cup is over so his selection goes to the top of the news cycle.

What’s next? The Warriors didn’t write “HAGS” in his yearbook so he won’t be signing there?

LeBron has been in the league 20+ years and played or worked with like 2/3rds of the people involved, does no one know how to reach him directly

Do we really need Shams saying “he’s taking his time” a new way every single day?

Definitely gonna play the voice notes in his documentary

Every single one of these are absolutely going into that documentary that he’s going to make

“Do you have a crush on me [y] [n]”

bro and him and Aaron Rodgers just fucking retire? lolol why is this so dramatic ? its just signing with a damn team shiet.

God, I am so tired of him.

This is a reason why Lakers fans are apathetic about Bron being gone. 

this is objectively hilarious. which owner going to show up in a boombox outside his window. who can humiliate themself the most before he picks cleveland

the fuck is this shit? 

Rich Paul is pleading.

Please call.

😭

Why does anyone give a fuuuuck.

This is beyond dumb.

This shit is so childish, like does Lebron or Rich Paul think this makes them look good?

This just reminded me how corny Bron and his crew are

Lebron is great and I am a bit sad that he’s no longer on the Lakers, but this is hilarious now that we’re not involved

I hope that when LeBron retires her takes Rich Paul with him. Can’t stand this twat.

He’s insufferable.

The one guy who should’ve retired few years ago just won’t go away. Please, just retire already…

Dude is so unprofessional. Can’t even talk to people who are going to pay him millions of dollars.