Dawg just go somewhere

Kiss Me Thru the Phone by Soulja Boy plays

[Charania] Three teams have slid into LeBron’s DMs 👀

Memphis should send him a dick pic, Lebron’s not going there anyways

They should play these on their podcast while Max Kellerman intermittently interjects fart noises.

Why does LBJ have to be sooo dramatic everything he switches teams

This is so dumb. LeBron knows where he’s going, right? At this stage he can’t be undecided.

Anyone defending this is pathetic

Bro 42.Why they acting like he’s 2018 Bron? Relax

This is cringe. Lol

Already sick of hearing about these dudes everyday. Boring and corny as fuck, just pick a team.

Now this is just pathetic

Lmfaooo

Timberwolves Brazil, do your thing

How does Charania know shit like this? Do the senders tell him lmao

I can’t wait until this guy retires.

Performative

nah yall are cooking with these replies

GMs are beside themselves, begging (through voice notes).

Pathetic

Why doesn’t Bron just talk to the teams himself instead of letting letting Rich Paul do this 

LeBron being an attention whore and Rich loving to ride his dick. A tale as old as time!

I’m just saying you could do better… tell me have you heard that lately. 

Rich Paul must feel like the actual King of Basketball at this point.

LeXFactor

lol what are we doing here

Just announce it already lmaoo

Dear Rich, I wrote you but you still ain’t calling

All this bullshit to not win a championship is insane..

Shit or get off the pot Bron, goddamn

wow he’s doing ‘the decision’ but even fuckin lamer somehow

Aight this is fuckin lame

This is getting embarrassing

Like letters to Santa

LeLeaveamessageatthetone

100% guaranteed the recruitment voice note is going into the documentary 

Why do they assume he can’t read?

Fuckin unprofessional

He prefers LEtters over Notes

We’re not getting a decision till the WC ends

love notes?

At least send a fruit basket or something.

I miss Woj

Dear Rich, I write you but you still ain’t callin

I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom

Man what are you doing LeBron. Dude really hates Pelinka so much he rather team up with Harden.

So is it no team wants LeBron or teams are actively trying to recruit him because it changes by the day with you dudes.

Y’all have an issue with anything LeBron does. He said he wasn’t in a rush to make a decision but because teams actually want him and are reaching out to him he’s a diva and craves attention lmao. You dudes are some serious weirdos

Dear LeSlim, I wrote you but you still ain’t callin

“They’re not like us!” -Vivek shooting his shot

Best soap opera rn

This is a whole lot of hooplah considering he ain’t moving the needle that much on whatever team he picks. And before you argue that, the best basketball fits are NOT in cities that he wants to spend any time in at this point.

“Ay LeBron… we got some pretty good churros, tex-mex, and the Alamo up here in San Antonio. Come check it out. It’s your guy, Wemby. Alright talk to you later.”

Doing all this just to go back to Cleveland will actually give him some haters he’s never had before

asmr I hope

Bro what is this shit. Just pick a team, man!

Teams: Hey Klutch Sports CEO Rich Paul, could we meet with LeBron?

RP: send da voice memo

I’m gonna go against the grain here of people saying this is pathetic and say this is hilarious if it’s true

F that. Hop on FaceTime with Rich, use a whiteboard and pointer and pitch the reasons why Bron is a good fit.

AI at work

People actively participate in the discourse but say how they hate it or how Lebron is being dramatic. Yall actively feed into it!

Pablo Torre please find a way to get your hands on these

Klutch running out of ideas to keep the rumor mill churning. Announcement must be coming right after world cup.

Bob Myers is driving around downtown Los Angeles begging (thru voice note) to meet with LeBron

Why is this popping up on the front page of my feed.. another celebrity needs to die or something. A 100 upvote nothing post about voice memos. Kill me.

LeTroll?

Thought things would calm down after the Giannis trade, now it’s this bullshit which is looking even more pathetic.

The decison was annoying af. ignored decision 2.0 and way over the decision 3.0. Just pick a team and go play

LeTelegram

Pablo Torre is gonna find them and release it

LeCourt Me

Send him da Whataburger coupons, Cooper!!

Lebron just wants to be wooed like a teenage girl again

Bro is the Taylor Swift or the NBA

Come home LeBron. Come home.

Rich Paul so busy golfing he can’t even schedule a phone call

I just imagine an Adam Sandler style song through the intercom.

I wanna kiss you all over as performed by Happy Gilmore

🎶 Believe it or not, LeBron isn’t at home. Please leave a message at the beep. I must be out, or I’d pick up the phone Where could I be? Believe it or not, I’m not home….”🎶

Sir. There’s a breach in the legacy points dam. It’ll hold for now, but it can’t take much more nonsense.

I can’t wait to hear the desperate recruits voice notes on the “The Last Dance Chapter”

That’s stupid

They kind of don’t need to, they already had him in their buildings

This is the bigger news, no? Bron goes to the Cavs to shoot hoops every off season. But if he also went to Miami, that is smoke.

LeVoicemail

Shit is exhausting. Wake me when something happens

Some soundbites for the documentary

Disgustingly performative. Would be genuinely shocked if he didnt already pick Cleveland months ago.

Wait… Bron visited Miami recently?

A private shrine in LeBron’s estate. Dim lights, the smoke of expensive cigars. Soft, instrumental hip-hop plays in the background. LeBron sits in a velvet armchair, a glass of wine in his hand.

Enter Rich Paul, like a royal herald, carrying an iPad on a silk cushion.

“My King, the noble lords of Minnesota, Philadelphia, and Cleveland have sent more songs of praise.”

lol

Someone in another thread said this was all so he could get clips on his documentary and honestly all this drama him and Rich Paul are stirring up makes so much sense. Preparing that post-career media empire via SpringHill.

This is all so his dumb ass documentary can have a montage scene of teams and news still chasing him.

One last drama queen story for LeQueen. Let him enjoy it, he sure has earned it.

Is a voice note different than a voicemail?

I sent Rich Paul a picture of my ass to forward to Lebron