Uncle Dennis served his purpose

Yup they finna send Uncle Dennis to the gulag and let ballmer and kawhi get off scot free.

Uncle dennis, is gone.

No more Uncle Dennis?? At least not transparently??

Yeah, they sweeping that shit under the rug LMAO.

“Damn, man, I miss my Uncle Dennis, y’all!”

— Bone, Thugs & Harmony voice 😂😂😂

There is absolutely no shot Uncle Dennis allowed this to happen. I won’t believe Kawhi has a new agent until Dennis himself shows up on a podcast to confirm it.

Unc copped the boot

Maybe this is hopium but the fact there’s even gonna be talks makes me wonder if this won’t be a max. Surely it would be a simple “here’s a max extension” if that’s all it was, similar to the Jimmy/GSW thing.

I still expect it to be a max but it’s interesting to me at least

Uncle Dennis died while returning to his home planet

Hopefully means no more Uncle Dennis 

Agent transferred from UPenn to UC-Riverside for basketball reasons. That’s a head-scratcher

This is even bigger news than the Kawhi trade. Bye Uncle Dennis!

Uncle denis got Saint Saturn’ed

Uncle Dennis, the sacrificial lamb

Esquire? Lol

Lol get fucked Uncle Dennis

Lowkey Uncle Dennis is out to keep away any speculations about another salary circumventing, this time with Toronto

Uncle Dennis in shambles

Why did Kawhi hire new representation? Did I miss something?

Sometimes I forget this dude is even real with how little presence he has.

Uncle Dennis fades into the dark fog, after sending his boy to other country to feel safe from the Aspiration imminent scandal…

Next agenda planting vegetables

he should’ve just stayed this whole time, he didn’t do shit in LA

Don’t. Be. Suspicious. Don’t be suspicious. Don’t be suspicious.

Uncle Dennis will not return in Avengers: Doomsday

Good riddance Uncle Dennis.

New agent huh? Wonder what went wrong with the old one

Kawhi and the commissioner are a disgrace.

//shows MOUNTAINS of evidence

“….nah. We were the victims,” pockets money.

Did RDAmbition also lose his job?

lol, just because uncle Dennis is ‘fired’ doesn’t mean he can’t provide his input.

uncle you must fall on this sword you understand right -kawhi

Raptor fans how we feelin?

Uncle Dennis out…Auntie Denise in!

Nothing happening with the aspiration deal?

Soooooo can the wolves pay LeBron with under table money since there’s no repercussions?

RE: “Uncle Dennis”. The whole purpose of an agent/agency is to get you more than just a contract but also endorsements, signings, ETC. “Uncle Dennis” may have served his general purpose and now Kawhi may want more of that TV money. That easy commercial money. He may want a better shoe deal. He may want X…and “Uncle Dennis” can’t provide that.

A great example is how some NBA players switch up their agents once signing a max contract. You know you’re getting the max but….what else are you getting? Best time to go with an agency who can get you the AT&T or State Farm commercial or the spot on a TV show.

This truly could just be Kawhi knowing he’s at the end of his career and now wanting to cash out publicly as he knows that he’s about to get HIDDEN in the American market as he’s going to now be mostly a Canadian. Frankly that’s real life up there…

Look I’ve never met Uncle Dennis but why does he give me vibes that he’s Joseph Jackson from the Michael Jackson movie?

Imagine if he gets a fatty contract. Pretty wild since he hasn’t won anything since he left and barely played besides last year where he had to play because of the aspiration lawsuit

Esquire? Really?

Harrison Gaines reports to uncle Dennis for all intents and purposes!

Am I the only one who thinks it’s crazy to extend a guy at his age with degenerative knee problem that has only won 2 series in the last 5 years ?? lol 😂

Good luck with that Toronto.

So this was part of the punishment right? Send Leonard back to LA and Uncle Dennis gets banned from the NBA

Thank you Pablo Torre Finds Out!

I wonder if this was a condition of the trade for the Raptors - no more Uncle Dennis

Uncle Dennis bout to get lifetime ban from the NBA

I almost blacked out when I saw the name “Harrison”, I thought it was Nico

82 game suspension inc! B4 the ink is dry as he signs his new deal

So does Toronto know for a fact that Kawhi will not get suspended for his Aspiration under the table deal?

It is an absolute embarrassment that there has been no result of the Steve Ballmer investigation prior to Kawhi being on an entirely different team.

Dennis is still probably lurking behind the scenes but Bobby Webster probably said he’s not trading for that package deal again lol so Kawhi hired someone new.

Trees?

You’re laughing, but this is gore of one of my favorite side characters in the NBA.

Kawhi at 34 with his injury history makes this a tough call cap-wise. Max starts around $50M now with the new apron numbers and Toronto’s already got Barnes’ extension kicking in next year. Interesting that he switched agents right before talks — usually means he’s pushing for the full max rather than something team-friendly

Lmao the end of his career and he finally gets a real agent.

Extensions? Oh god… Toronto doesn’t owe this guy anything anymore

How is he not banned from the nba?!

Take a huge pay cut or get suspended and Clips give us picks.

If Amercians can get Balogun, we deserve this 😭😭

Why is everyone shouting out uncle Dennis. Wasn’t Mitch frankel his agent before

Seems like a pretty clear indication that Uncle Dennis is going to eventually be banned from acting as an agent when the judgement comes out. Hopefully that’s not the only thing that happens though.

Sus that Kawhi is adamant in returning to Toronto (outside US) while also shedding his partner in crime, Uncle Dennis.

Uncle Dennis is his sports management right? He replaced his favourite family?

if you read the leaves you can see what has actually happened….theyre covering up everything that happened with the clippers and Kawhi, theyre not going to make any of it public

This again…Toronto allowing him to get his foot in the door. If they back up the brinks truck, oi!

They’re putting so much hope in him, hope he doesn’t become a luxury player for raptors.

Uncle Dennis knows not to do too much now

I think Uncle Dennis was never his real agent because he had no license. So, he just replaced his past agent. Uncle Dennis may still be there.

Harrison Gaines of Lonzo Ball fame

Working on his final contract….

So the Kawhi Aspiration shit getting ignored

nba continues to be the most corrupt league

Uncle Harrison

Finalizing that trade before an extension is agreed on seems like it could be a massive mistake

All these uncle dennis jokes and they don’t realize he wasn’t even his agent lol.

Going to r/agedlikemilk

Uncle Dennis wasn’t his agent.

Y’all are a bunch of nephews. His agent was Mitch Frankel

lol

Small fines for Kawhi and Balmer, maybe a pick or two taken, and Uncle Dennis gets banned. Book it.

Max him

The aspiration is atrocious

Insert Gif:He cant keep getting away with this!

Most importantly, so how’s the Aspiration investigation going??

Soo what tree planting company this SLASH Sports gonna be tied to?

Sure, now he signs an extension… Dude could have gone back to back.

Is he going to get a max contract extension ?

That’s why Unc is mad. He’s my neighbor and hasn’t been in a good mood.

Uncle Dennis is the fall guy

You just know Kawhi had Gaines fire Uncle Dennis like Michael did Papa Joe Jackson.

What the actual fuck. Unless this is a deal to knock him down to 40 million this year for another 30-40 mill the following season… there is NO way I’m giving Leonard and extension after seeing what the Clippers lost to him over the last seven seasons.

This cat is 34, and while he played at an All NBA level last year, and admittedly had his highest scoring average, he only played 65 guys, and that was the second highest total in a decade.

They can’t expect him to play at this level AND be healthy for even the upcoming season let alone beyond that.

Though as a Raptors fan, I’d be happy to be proven wrong.

This cheat should be out of the league.

WTF I didn’t know that was an option