Joakim Noah’s Signature Breakfast Sandwich
no way i’m hiring a private chef that wears a hat like that and sleeveless tee lmao
But he said that the cream cheese and cheddar cheese blend “quite exclusively”
I think he said exquisitely
I think he says “quite exquisitely.”
Giving me Fancy Chef from YMH vibes that’s for sure.
Seems like one of those dudes that just happened to know the right people lol. What the fuck am I even doing man
Can also just be a narcissistic liar/troll, just google “fancy chef”
Man, I thought you were exaggerating but I spit my beer when I saw the dude
Looks like your gym bro personal trainer
you in greece or something lol? a little early for beer here in the states.
It’s Milwaukee dude, no time is too early in Wisconsin. Homie has to get a beer or two onboard to deal with the Karens at church.
u rite
It’s lunch time on a Sunday
Best time to drink lightly and get a nice buzz
Just did a July 4 cruise through Hudson yesterday. I should have stopped to get a pack of spotted cow on my way back to the twin cities.
I I don’t care if they overuse the term on The Bear, I refuse to call this man a chef.
Thank you, chef.
Came to the comments to type this
The burnt bread box and didn’t even move it away from the stove after.
This really seems just like a random bro making you a lame ass bfast
I’ve had many mornings where I wake up after a night of drinking and my boy makes us mediocre breakfast sandwiches. It’s not great but I appreciate the effort.
Nice catch, lol.
50g of protein is HILARIOUS…you got maybe 25-35g max in there lol
I couldn’t watch the whole thing and skipped once I saw the ingredients were just basic, how he cracked the egg on the stove, and then said people ask what to do with the shells… Who is asking that? Also, if you’re making an instructional video turn the music off.
The fat is criminally understated. There’s about 5g per egg plus 8/9g for the cheese. Plus the cream cheese, plus the avocado, plus the ketchup (🤮). Depending on your macros you might be at 1⁄3+ your fat on this basic sandwich and be super behind on your protein.
What kind of ketchup are you buying that has fat in it??
I think it’s possible:
Using a cinnamon bagel for a breakfast sandwich is a wild choice.
He POURED on the salt at the end.
This dude definitely lied on his resume, if he even has one.
VOILÁ at the end was the chef’s kiss
This watches like a Nathan for You skit or something, it’s genius in it’s non-intentional hilarity
I would be offended if someone served me that.
I can’t believe he tried to give tips on what to do with the eggshells
It’s a commonly asked question!
r/shittyfoodporn
Not beating any weed allegations with videos like this
If you want to take a vacation in Cleveland, there are lots of better breakfasts to eat there. A cinnamon bagel with eggs and turkey is a hate crime against breakfast.
I never heard anybody say, “I’m going to Cleveland on vacation.”
He set the spatula down on the pan’s edge and not balanced on a random cup 100% not real chef
the paper plate really classed this up
Joakim blasting reggae. that tracks
Never meet your heroes…
why does every mediocre person making food for someone else insist on being called “chef”
Peanut butter outside, chocolate inside, butter inside, cheese outside.
I was surprised to see Noah actually there. The house and the chef seem mid af
What the temu chef did I just watch
MFer finna burn down his kitchen lmao
No one’s gonna call out cracking two eggs then putting your hands into the bag of cheese with out washing? I mean there’s plenty wrong here but damn son. Also I make a better version of this daily, scam chef